Things that make me laugh but probably no one else would find funny

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Rayanne Graff

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6th Feb 2016 at 11:40 pm

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When i spoke to my maternal aunt on the phone a while ago, she said that my cousin's youngest daughter is going to be 12. And my aunt said that my cousin's daughter said that she is glad about being 12 because it's better than 11.

Last Thursday, a surveyor came to measure all the flats here. He remembered that he'd left something at one of the flats upstairs so he went to get it. And he said he was a doughnut. He said he'd take the measurements and then he'd get out of my hair. When he'd finished, he'll said I'll get out of your hair now.

Last Saturday, Marc and i went to the city centre together. And Marc said I've got to go to the post office afore we go. And he told me that he said that because i like old fashioned expressions.
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Rayanne Graff

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20th Mar 2016 at 12:22 am

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Last Saturday morning, i went for a walk and on the way back i saw two boys crossing the road. The red person was on so they ran. A couple of seconds later, it turned to green.

Ereyesterday, Marc and i watched Series 9/ Episode 10 of The Big Bang Theory, which starred Stephen Merchant. Marc asked me if any other English people had been in it so I mentioned an episode where Penny does a course and is in a group with some English bloke called Cole. Then Marc mentioned Stephen Hawking. i said Oh no, I forgot Stephen Hawking, i'm a bad nerd. And we both laughed for 5 minutes because i'm a bad nerd sounded funny.
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10th Jun 2016 at 9:50 pm

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Ereyesterday, i saw a man that was wearing a T-shirt. It had a picture of a squirrel and the slogan Stop looking at my nuts. i s'pose i found it funny, in a terrible way.
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Rayanne Graff

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19th Jul 2016 at 9:41 pm

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When i spoke to my father ereyesterday, he asked if Marc still had the car that he bought from one of his sisters. i said No, he bought a new car in March. Then i said Well, it's his car really as i don't drive. And my father said No, you just drive people round the bend.

Yesterday, Marc and i were having dinner and we had tabbouleh salad. And Marc said I'm having some because it's tabbuleh scrumptious.

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Rayanne Graff

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23rd Jul 2016 at 9:56 pm

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Yesterday, because, we'd put up the wardrobe, Marc said something about The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. And i later said to him that we'd had a wardrobe malfunction. i thought that he didn't find it funny but he took a few minutes to get it. And then he said that he's often impressed by my wit.

Also yesterday, we watched The Big Bang Theory and Marc said that Raj likes puns because he's from the Punjab.
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Rayanne Graff

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24th Jul 2016 at 9:56 pm

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On Monday, i started running my bath at 8pm and i told Marc that he could have the con for half a hour. Then he said something about dinosaur eggs. i couldn't hear it all so i asked what he said. And he said Genuine dinosaur egg replica.

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Rayanne Graff

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15th Sept 2016 at 12:07 pm

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9th Oct 2016 at 9:51 am

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On Monday, Marc and i watched Four Rooms. i watched it for a few minutes and then i had a bath. [bath.gif] i asked Marc about an item that was on during the first few minutes, i asked if any of the dealers bought it. It was a nut sculpture. Marc couldn't remember it at first. So i used my hands to show how big the sculpture was. i said i can't think of a polite way to say this. i said It looked like a bum. Marc gasped * and then he said that, yes, one of the dealers bought it.

* Perhaps because i've sworn rarely if at all, since 1998. It's either 1998 or 1999. i can't remember.
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Rayanne Graff

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17th Nov 2016 at 10:27 pm

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Today, i went to Asda with Marc. He was in the queue for the Customer Service desk and i waited behind him. Mostly i was looking at the drinks in the fridge. i've got plenty of drinks but i was just trying to distract myself because i was waiting.

An hour ago, Marc told me that when he was in the queue, he ended up talking to some women that were travellers. i think i must have seen one of the women, she was wearing a red tracksuit and holding a Christmas tree. Marc said that one of the women asked about the Christmas trees and how much they cost. The 4ft and 5ft trees cost £30 and the 6ft trees cost £20. Marc said that one of the women had some Polos but she dropped them on the floor. Marc said Scramble *. One of the women laughed. But the one with the Polos didn't.

* A scramble is a wedding tradition where children at a wedding try to get change that's been thrown. i looked it up a few minutes ago and it seems to be tradition in Scotland as well.
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1st Jan 2017 at 10:31 pm

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Yesterday, Marc and i went to Sainsbury's. We got out of his car and went to get a trolley. And i was telling him about something that i read. The last thing that i said was Queueing. Perhaps i said it too loudly because a woman near us said Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
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Rayanne Graff

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19th Jan 2017 at 9:44 pm

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i watched Come Dine with Me today and someone made chocolate fudge cake. On the subtitles, it came up as refugee cake.
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Rayanne Graff

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16th Aug 2017 at 9:58 am

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Ereyesterday, i went to Cwmbran. i saw a girl in an i'm not stalking, just investigating T-shirt. Also, there was a stall that sold potatoes. It was called Dinner Jacket.
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Rayanne Graff

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15th Jan 2018 at 11:23 am

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On Friday, i went out and bought a newspaper. When i got back, Marc asked if i'd bought bread. i said No and then Marc said But buying bread is your role.
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Rayanne Graff

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30th Mar 2018 at 9:07 pm

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Yesterday, Marc told me that Herman the tortoise tried to chase my shoes.
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