Things that make me laugh but probably no one else would find funny

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Captain Mal Reynolds

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14th Sept 2011 at 4:43 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Boss: Sorry for constantly asking you to photocopy stuff the last few days
Me: Nah, no problem
Boss: It's just one less thing I have to worry about

What it feels like-

Boss: Sorry for constantly punching you in the face
Me: No no, please, continue doing so
Boss: It's just it helps take my mind off the weather forecast
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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26th Sept 2011 at 9:11 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
"It's always been my dream to be a top chef and have my own restaurant in New York. It's all I've ever aspired to in my life".

"That's great. Now I want you to act like you've been shrunk down to miniature size and are in a pinball machine, and you have to whack the pinball with a spoon as big as you"


(re: the opening to Hells Kitchen USA)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29th Sept 2011 at 3:40 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i wanted to find out what was on TV so i pressed Guide on my remote control. When i looked at the description of Rio Grande, it said that John Wayne is a commander who finds his ex-wife as much of a danger as the marauding Apaches. i misread danger as clanger.
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Captain Mal Reynolds

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19th Jan 2012 at 3:50 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Penn, Jan 2012
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012
(It annoys me when i walk somewhere and someone overtakes me. i'm too competitive. i think i get that from my aunt.)


Who's more competitive? You or her?



Sorry, this is still making me laugh. I'm very funny.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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19th Jan 2012 at 3:51 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Penn, Jan 2012
Quote: Penn, Jan 2012
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012
(It annoys me when i walk somewhere and someone overtakes me. i'm too competitive. i think i get that from my aunt.)


Who's more competitive? You or her?



Sorry, this is still making me laugh. I'm very funny.


Well, someone has to think so, i s'pose.
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Captain Mal Reynolds

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19th Jan 2012 at 5:43 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Jan 2012
Barry makes me laugh, but nobody else finds him funny.

BURN.


Quote: Penn, Jan 2012
I'm very funny.


FIRST AID.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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19th Jan 2012 at 5:49 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Jan 2012
Barry makes me laugh, but nobody else but him finds him funny.

BURN.

BETTER?!

It's still not something to be proud of, really, is it?


Well, I make you laugh. And if that ends up being my greatest achievement in this life, it'll have all been worth it.

And I'm still high on coke.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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19th Jan 2012 at 6:18 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Earlier today, I managed to prevent myself from typing something pretty awful. So here it is for your pleasure:

(the topic is a new water tax)

They'll be installing water meters on the stopcocks, or as my grandfather calls them, "slapowps", because he's senile and had a stroke.




My brain goes to some genuinely dark places sometimes


(also just like to point out, my grandfather is neither senile nor did he have a stroke. His mind is actually sharp as a f*cking tack, and he's 90)

Edited by Captain Mal Reynolds Jan 2012
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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16th Feb 2012 at 9:51 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Woman 1: Do you think it's warm?
Woman 2: Not really
Woman 1: I'm roasting. How are you sitting there with that cardigan on?
Woman 2: It's not warm
Woman 1: Maybe it's just because I've been working harder than you all day
Woman 2: F*ck off. I've been cleaning up your mess all day
Woman 1: Well that's your job
Woman 2: B*tch
.....
Woman 1: Okay Barry (takes her fingers and mirror out of my mouth) I'll just get you to rinse now

(Woman 1 was my dentist and Woman 2 the dental assistant. This became the funniest conversation ever because I couldn't laugh or I'd choke, and I doubt they'd have noticed)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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18th Apr 2012 at 11:48 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
*watches video of cat getting shot out of homemade catapult*
My brain: Hehe... CAT-apult
*watches it again and realises it's a squirrel*
My brain: Hehe... CAT-apult
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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25th Jun 2012 at 5:45 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
"Excuses Schmscuses"

It's the pronunciation of Schmscuses which makes me laugh.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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