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Captain Mal Reynolds

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3rd Jun 2011 at 6:33 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... chocolate... LIME!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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4th Jun 2011 at 9:26 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I'm from Meath, but don't hold that against me ........... or I'll f*cking kill you
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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4th Jun 2011 at 6:34 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
I'm from Meath, but don't hold that against me ........... or I'll f*cking kill you


Typical CULCHIE.


Typical PLASTIC PADDY.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,852 posts


4th Jun 2011 at 7:51 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
I'm from Meath, but don't hold that against me ........... or I'll f*cking kill you


Typical CULCHIE.


Typical PLASTIC PADDY.


Pffft I'm an ENGLISHMAN.


Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Mar 2011
As a plastic paddy like meself, get BBC4 on, Christy Moore Live, belting stuff, not listened to him in years


CHECK.... MATE!

Now king me.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,852 posts


4th Jun 2011 at 8:58 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Jun 2011
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
I'm from Meath, but don't hold that against me ........... or I'll f*cking kill you


Typical CULCHIE.


Typical PLASTIC PADDY.


Pffft I'm an ENGLISHMAN.


Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Mar 2011
As a plastic paddy like meself, get BBC4 on, Christy Moore Live, belting stuff, not listened to him in years


CHECK.... MATE!

Now king me.



I <3

[http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/files/2011/04/queeny.jpg]


U <3
[http://cocosays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/drag-queen.jpg]
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,852 posts


16th Jun 2011 at 9:46 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
In the Catholic Religion I was born and raised
On a pew is where I sat for an hour on Sundays
Chilling out, half asleep, about to drool, while dreaming of football playing for my school
When I realised the priest, who was supposed to be good
Was preaching pure sh*te to my neighbourhood
I never believed in God, but I was never scared
I don't need God in my life, so why should I care?

I never went to Mass, except when an occasion was near
Like at Christmas to hear about the Gold, Frankensense and Myhrr
My appearance at Mass was really rare
I don't really believe and I don't really care.

I saw the lies in the church, the fear and the hate
On the Census I said "Yo God, see you later!"
Wake up on Sunday mornings and just lie there
I'm an atheist now. I don't care.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


16th Jun 2011 at 12:22 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Quote: Space Monkey, Jun 2011
In the Catholic Religion I was born and raised
On a pew is where I sat for an hour on Sundays
Chilling out, half asleep, about to drool, while dreaming of football playing for my school
When I realised the priest, who was supposed to be good
Was preaching pure sh*te to my neighbourhood
I never believed in God, but I was never scared
I don't need God in my life, so why should I care?

I never went to Mass, except when an occasion was near
Like at Christmas to hear about the Gold, Frankensense and Myhrr
My appearance at Mass was really rare
I don't really believe and I don't really care.

I saw the lies in the church, the fear and the hate
On the Census I said "Yo God, see you later!"
Wake up on Sunday mornings and just lie there
I'm an atheist now. I don't care.


Now, record it and put it up against the backing track and I can die a happy man.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,852 posts


16th Jun 2011 at 10:52 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Either my nephew's Tickle-Me-Elmo needs new batteries, or someone needs to stay with Elmo during the night to make sure he doesn't do something stupid.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,852 posts


3rd Aug 2011 at 8:06 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My cousin's girlfriend (who sadly had two miscarriages in the past two years) liked a group on Facebook called 'Angels and Spirits'. On my Facebook app on my phone this morning, I clicked on Angels and Spirits, and it came up "No Content"

I'm sorry, but as an atheist, that's f*cking funny
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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