(i was living with my mother and she read my diary. Then i was at university and some teacher said he also read it. So i said: Up yours, you shouldn't have read it. Something to do with making an appointment to get my hair cut and going to a classroom and getting lost. Then Nicola Roberts was filming a video. And after that, i commented on a boy who was singing and said he sounded good. Then some woman said that i was like simon cowell. Weirdly, i think she meant it as a compliment. i'm not like simon cowell, though. He's an ugly w**ker and i'm better looking than him. Anyroad, i ended up French kissing this woman for a few minutes. Then there was this girl who felt my bum and tried to chat me up so i told her she was too young as she was 16. i went swimming. i think it was an outdoor pool. The fiancé was there but he didn't swim. There were two people who were in octopus costumes. Then i swam through a slide. i saw a boy who had asthma and there was some sort of air machine thing so i had some air after him as i was out of breath.)
Edit: Also, i dreamt that my aunt phoned me.