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Last one to post...WINS!!

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the doc

| 23,161 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 3:37 pm

Like Grotbags. I were proper scared of her when I was a nipper.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 3:42 pm

River Phoenix

So was i. But some green people are cool. Like Greenclaws and the Green Giant.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

the doc

| 23,161 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 3:44 pm

Who be Greenclaws?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 3:49 pm

River Phoenix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenclaws

the doc

| 23,161 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 4:28 pm

New one on me, that.

I was far too much into my books when I was a kid to be watching a lot of telly. Every time people get cracking with those nostalgic conversations about kids TV in the 80s/early 90s I'm pretty much lost cos I barely watched any of it. I loved My So-Called Life with a passion when I was a teenager, but that's a slightly different blag, I think.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Sept 2011 at 4:48 pm

River Phoenix

Here's another link, anyroad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbxmUijpoQ

the doc

| 23,161 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:29 am

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:47 am

I aim to misbehave

OH AND THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE SAVE BY THE DOC!

But of course, as ever, I am winning.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:48 am

River Phoenix

Yeah, right.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:49 am

I aim to misbehave

Well, I just won everything in the VR awards.

In fact, I'd say the only thing in my life I have ever failed to win.... is your respect...

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:50 am

River Phoenix

Or anyone else's.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Jan 2012 at 10:53 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

Or anyone else's.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Stupendo

| 2,235 posts

16^th Jan 2012 at 1:11 pm

snarf!

SNARF

Never take life seriously.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

16^th Jan 2012 at 2:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

Okay, nobody is allowed to post in this thread any more unless they can answer this question:

What are the odds on you correctly answering this question by choosing an answer at random?
a: 25%
b: 50%
c: 33%
d: 25%

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Jan 2012 at 2:56 pm

River Phoenix

i think it's b.

Dinglebutt

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16^th Jan 2012 at 3:06 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2012

i think it's b.

Nope.

Okay, this may be unfair, because there is no answer. Or at least, not one of those options.

I thought it was 33%, but then I was told it wasn't, and in some places, the 33% is replaced with 0%, which is also incorrect.

So yeah, I win

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Jan 2012 at 3:20 pm

River Phoenix

Yeah, you win at asking stupid questions.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

13^th Apr 2012 at 8:53 pm

This has been going for over a year and we still don't have a winner. And it's still on the second page of Spam. We need some more spam threads.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Apr 2012 at 8:57 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Apr 2012

This has been going for over a year and we still don't have a winner. And it's still on the second page of Spam. We need some more spam threads.

Well, make one then.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

8^th May 2012 at 1:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

I've travelled back in time from where I've already won this thread. I've come to tell you all not to bother, as I've won in the future. And now I must go...

BACK TO THE LATER POINT IN TIME!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th May 2012 at 1:21 pm

River Phoenix

Yes.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

8^th May 2012 at 2:06 pm

I aim to misbehave

Maeby

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

8^th May 2012 at 8:36 pm

I win.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th May 2012 at 8:59 pm

River Phoenix

No.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th May 2012 at 2:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

She's right, George. You haven't won.

Case closed. No need for anyone to reply to this now.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th May 2012 at 2:30 pm

River Phoenix

i guess there isn't.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th May 2012 at 2:34 pm

I aim to misbehave

Mmm.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th May 2012 at 2:36 pm

River Phoenix

Yes.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

14^th May 2012 at 2:42 pm

I aim to misbehave

I know it's late, but to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic 100 years ago, let us now have 100 years of not posting in this thread. Anyone [other than Lisa] who posts after this clearly doesn't care about all who died that night.

Starting..... now.

Edited by Πανδώρα May 2012

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

14^th May 2012 at 10:47 pm

Yes, shame on you if you post after me

*burp*

James

| 315 posts

15^th May 2012 at 12:25 am

Pray. For. Jose.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

15^th May 2012 at 7:29 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: The Other Doc, May 2012

I know it's late, but to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic 100 years ago, let us now have 100 years of not posting in this thread. Anyone [other than Lisa] who posts after this clearly doesn't care about all who died that night.

Starting..... now.

But....

How did....

Why did....

How could....

Huh?!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th May 2012 at 12:12 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Jose, May 2012

Pray. For. Jose.

Yes.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

15^th May 2012 at 6:49 pm

Magic

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

15^th May 2012 at 7:02 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

Magic

I'm scared

.

But not scared enough that I need anyone to console me so there's no need to post on this thread.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

15^th May 2012 at 7:25 pm

Aw bless you, trying to put a brave face on it all...

*burp*

the doc

| 23,161 posts

15^th May 2012 at 8:03 pm

Wtf is going on here then?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th May 2012 at 8:04 pm

River Phoenix

lisa edited a post that Baz made on page 12.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th May 2012 at 11:43 am

I aim to misbehave

She's evil I tells ya! She has the power! The power of the Divil!

Nobody should post in this thread again, lest her wicked hand edit yer posts too! I'm only posting this to warn ye! No need to thank me, unless you wish to do so via PM. But no need to thank me on this thread.

Basically, do not, under any circumstances, post again in this thread.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

28^th May 2012 at 12:08 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

If she edits me I'll just edit her profile or ban her. But she wouldn't do that to me because she loves me in a sensual manner and I love her.

Hence, I WIN.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th May 2012 at 2:35 pm

I aim to misbehave

Pfft... you wish.

Let's face it, I am actually the most beloved person on here.

Case in point (whatever the f*ck that means):
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/paddyirishman85/f98a81fd.jpg]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/paddyirishman85/f98a81fd.jpg]

In fact, all of you who disobey my command to stop posting in this thread and let me win are henceforce disobeying the very ethos of this site!

Ethos, I tell you! ETHOS!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th May 2012 at 9:59 am

River Phoenix

Wow, Baz; you're so modest.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

29^th May 2012 at 10:06 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

Wow, Baz; you're so modest.

Facts speak for themselves, Straws. My penis is a superhero which has it's own fanfare. That doesn't happen unless you're the best person in the world. Me.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th May 2012 at 10:14 am

River Phoenix

i doubt you're the only bloke in the world who thinks that his penis is a superhero that has its own fanfare.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

29^th May 2012 at 10:21 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

i doubt you're the only bloke in the world who thinks that his penis is a superhero that has its own fanfare.

No, but I'm the only one who's penis is actually a superhero with it's own fanfare.

Because my penis is the hero VR needs, but not the one it needs right now. So I'll hide him, because he can take it. Because he's a silent erection. A watchful urethra. The D*ck Knight. With it's own fanfare.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th May 2012 at 10:23 am

River Phoenix

Does VR need heroes or penises? Or maybe it needs both.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

29^th May 2012 at 10:32 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

Does VR need heroes or penises? Or maybe it needs both.

That's why my penis is great. Penis by day (Bruce Wayne), D*ck Knight by night (Dark Knight).

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

29^th May 2012 at 11:33 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Pfft... you wish.

Let's face it, I am actually the most beloved person on here.

Case in point (whatever the f*ck that means):

In fact, all of you who disobey my command to stop posting in this thread and let me win are henceforce disobeying the very ethos of this site!

Ethos, I tell you! ETHOS!

Ah, but that was my work. Hence, as the builder of your belovedness and creator of the ETHOS, I SHOULD WIN. Face it, I could just ban you all right now and post away to myself in this thread for all eternity, but I don't. That's got to warrant some sort of reward, right?

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

29^th May 2012 at 12:02 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012
Does VR need heroes or penises? Or maybe it needs both.

That's why my penis is great. Penis by day (Bruce Wayne), D*ck Knight by night (Dark Knight).

DotPhil does always say that Batman is a mard *rse, though. So maybe your penis is a mard *rse.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

29^th May 2012 at 1:02 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

Ah, but that was my work. Hence, as the builder of your belovedness and creator of the ETHOS, I SHOULD WIN. Face it, I could just ban you all right now and post away to myself in this thread for all eternity, but I don't. That's got to warrant some sort of reward, right?

You'd think so, but I'm incredibly persistent when it comes to things which don't really matter. Besides which, I started the thread and made clear that mod abilities are not allowed. As such, if you closed the thread or banned us all, your post would be invalidated and the person who posted right before you would be the winner.

And just to add to this, there are probably some rules to this game that I've forgotten. Therefore, if it looks like I'm going to lose, I will probably remember a rule that allows me to win.

Nobody can beat me at my own game. I will win. Straws may have 50,000 posts, Claire may have mod powers, Lisa may have magical editing skillz, The Doc may have the uncanny ability to revive the thread after months of inactivity... But I have something none of you have.... Something none of you will ever have....

Patience.

I am the man who spent months accumulating points on a Subway Card, not even registering for triple points... and when I had enough points, I cut up the card and destroyed it. That's how dedicated I can be to a cause.

You will not beat me. You can not beat me. You will not beat me. I know that was a repetition of the first one, but the point still stands.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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