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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:34 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Quote: Animal, Dec 2010
Quote: Claire, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: Animal, Dec 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.
I could also be talked into unlocking this after the locking done by Sarah..

Again brides depending.

But would Sarah then have to pay the bribe back to whoever bribed her?

Wouldn't make a blind bit of difference unless James has fixed the bug where you can still post even when a thread's locked... I vote for randomly moving the thread to the Mod Board and then we can fight it out away from the normals
Ah yes, the board where we b*tch about the regular members... think this is a great idea.

I kid, we just b*tch about Barrington.

Pfft. I MAKE this site what it is. I am Vegetable Revolution. Because I think vegetables are revolting.

You must be a vegetable then.

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:46 pm

I aim to misbehave

Yeah, Barry is a c*nt.

Just joining in since we're all making fun of Barry.

Seriously people. It's not like I don't have enough going on at the minute. I've lost half of my job, meaning even with the half dole I'll be getting, I'll still be down over €400 a month. I have to move back in with my parents and my sick grandfather. The only two birthday presents I got this year, I can't even use.

Thanks folks. Thanks a lot.

I WIN!

(You'd have to be a real d*ck to take this win away from me now. Not that that was my plan or anything

)

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:48 pm

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Yeah, Barry is a c*nt.

Just joining in since we're all making fun of Barry.

Seriously people. It's not like I don't have enough going on at the minute. I've lost half of my job, meaning even with the half dole I'll be getting, I'll still be down over €400 a month. I have to move back in with my parents and my sick grandfather. The only two birthday presents I got this year, I can't even use.

Thanks folks. Thanks a lot.

I WIN!

(You'd have to be a real d*ck to take this win away from me now. Not that that was my plan or anything )

You underestimate me

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:57 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Dec 2010

You underestimate me

*slow clap*

A worthy foe....

But I know you're not interested in winning this, so I still win. At this.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 10:09 pm

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Dec 2010
You underestimate me

*slow clap*

A worthy foe....

But I know you're not interested in winning this, so I still win. At this.

*backs away slowly from thread to re-evaluate the situation*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 11:06 pm

Daft Cow?

Quote: Cradle Days, Dec 2010

Have at you.

I have ultimate power in getting this deleted, be afraid.

You know what happened to the last girl who thought she had ultimate power over me? She isn't around anymore. Wonder why...

Vel

| 23,203 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 11:08 pm

Marry me?

Quote: LoonyPandora, Dec 2010

Quote: Cradle Days, Dec 2010
Have at you.

I have ultimate power in getting this deleted, be afraid.

You know what happened to the last girl who thought she had ultimate power over me? She isn't around anymore. Wonder why...

You need new stories.

Anyhow, Laura can just wait until you leave your Mac unattended and logged in. You've done it before...

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

21^st Dec 2010 at 10:12 pm

I aim to misbehave

I win

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

29^th Dec 2010 at 4:47 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I WIN

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

29^th Dec 2010 at 5:27 pm

Untrue.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 12:30 am

So, what do I get for winning? Aside from the obvious fame and glory?

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 10:05 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010

So, what do I get for winning? Aside from the obvious fame and glory?

Pride. Bragging rights. Honour.

And a speedboat.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 2:34 pm

Hope is important.

Post.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 2:41 pm

I just sneezed all over the post button. Be careful, I think there's a big chunk of my diseased mucus on it.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 3:47 pm

I'm immune to illness and have mutant healing factors! I care not for your mucus!

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Claire

| 15,814 posts

30^th Dec 2010 at 6:06 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

*presses enter key*

AHAAA!

Oh...yeah...yeah...that just moves the cursor down. Huh...hmm...

*Puts on rubber gloves*

I STILL WINNNNN

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 2:45 pm

Has Straws won this yet?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 2:47 pm

River Phoenix

Not yet. i live in hope, though.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:12 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Jan 2011

Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:14 pm

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011

Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"

Is that a smashed trophy?

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:25 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Animal, Jan 2011

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"
Is that a smashed trophy?

I dunno. You guys are paying for it. The winner shouldn't buy his own trophy. That's just sad. I would like one with a little gold man on the top of it, striking a pose as if to say "I was the last one to post, therefore I have won". I'd like to see a sketch of it first though

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:28 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011

Quote: Animal, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"
Is that a smashed trophy?

I dunno. You guys are paying for it. The winner shouldn't buy his own trophy. That's just sad. I would like one with a little gold man on the top of it, striking a pose as if to say "I was the last one to post, therefore I have won". I'd like to see a sketch of it first though

Or her own trophy.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:34 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2011

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: Animal, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"
Is that a smashed trophy?

I dunno. You guys are paying for it. The winner shouldn't buy his own trophy. That's just sad. I would like one with a little gold man on the top of it, striking a pose as if to say "I was the last one to post, therefore I have won". I'd like to see a sketch of it first though

Or her own trophy.

They said I'm not eligible for that operation. Apparently if you just want a vagina to mess about with for a while, a prostitute is cheaper.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:34 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: Animal, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"
Is that a smashed trophy?

I dunno. You guys are paying for it. The winner shouldn't buy his own trophy. That's just sad. I would like one with a little gold man on the top of it, striking a pose as if to say "I was the last one to post, therefore I have won". I'd like to see a sketch of it first though

Or her own trophy.

They said I'm not eligible for that operation. Apparently if you just want a vagina to mess about with for a while, a prostitute is cheaper.

i said her because i'm going to win.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Jan 2011 at 3:39 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2011

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: Animal, Jan 2011
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Jan 2011
Quote: the doc, Jan 2011
Has Straws won this yet?

You spelt 'Barry' wrong. If you're having trouble remembering how to spell it, try to picture a giant trophy, with a plaque on it which reads "Last one to post... WINS!!! Champion: Barry"
Is that a smashed trophy?

I dunno. You guys are paying for it. The winner shouldn't buy his own trophy. That's just sad. I would like one with a little gold man on the top of it, striking a pose as if to say "I was the last one to post, therefore I have won". I'd like to see a sketch of it first though

Or her own trophy.

They said I'm not eligible for that operation. Apparently if you just want a vagina to mess about with for a while, a prostitute is cheaper.

i said her because i'm going to win.

Ahh.... touché...

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

11^th Jan 2011 at 1:02 pm

Moo.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 9:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

Wow, I just noticed that I'm winning. Well how about that then?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 9:31 pm

River Phoenix

You wish.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 9:33 pm

I aim to misbehave

Two Word Limit thread is thataway ------>

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 9:43 pm

River Phoenix

Thanks for the directions.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 9:51 pm

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
You should get yourself checked
I think you should see
You might have VD
And your anus is wrecked

You're looking for some help
(looking for some help)
You've probably got lice
(probably got lice)
You're looking for some help, Chasey.
Why not try Christ?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

2^nd Feb 2011 at 10:56 pm

I aim to misbehave

Dear Everyone
I hope you're having fun
You should get yourself checked
I think you will see
The winner is me
And your anus is wrecked

You're looking for some help
(looking for some help)
You're probably going to lose
(probably going to lose)
You're looking for some help, Everyone.
I am Jesus Christ.
This thread has just been won.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 3:27 pm

The original potato.

I've lost.

Follow me on Twitter: @DJKrisopolis
Follow me on Twister: Right Hand Green!

http://thekettlereview.blogspot.co.uk/
http://52876.bandcamp.com/

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 3:46 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: DJ Krisopolis, Feb 2011

I've lost.

Don't feel bad. There are billions of people in the world who, like you, have lost this thread.

Not me though. I have won.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 3:48 pm

River Phoenix

No, you haven't.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 4:33 pm

[http://ui30.gamespot.com/637/winner_2.png]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 4:44 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Charles D*ckens, Feb 2011

I AM WINNER!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 4:47 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

Quote: Charles D*ckens, Feb 2011

I AM WINNER!

Yes, yes you are.

Of the runner-up prize.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 4:59 pm

River Phoenix

[http://www.itv.com/img/original/Michael-Winner-d1c3c58b-4070-44c2-8487-ff5ae1b58418.jpg]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 5:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 6:42 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

I don't agree to that.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 6:45 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

After I've finished f*cking myself can I challenge your status as 'winner'?

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 6:46 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Charles D*ckens, Feb 2011

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011
Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.
I don't agree to that.

Nor do i.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 8:25 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Jimmy, Feb 2011

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011
Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

After I've finished f*cking myself can I challenge your status as 'winner'?

No. Because if you feel like you still have enough strength to challenge me, you haven't f*cked yourself hard enough.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 10:54 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

Quote: Jimmy, Feb 2011
Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011
Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

After I've finished f*cking myself can I challenge your status as 'winner'?

No. Because if you feel like you still have enough strength to challenge me, you haven't f*cked yourself hard enough.

I still say you have no chancewhile I'm about.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 10:54 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

Quote: Jimmy, Feb 2011
Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011
Okay, this is getting us nowhere. As the thread starter, I feel it's my duty to devise another way of deciding this.

I propose a challenge. I am the winner. You can all go and f*ck yourselves.

After I've finished f*cking myself can I challenge your status as 'winner'?

No. Because if you feel like you still have enough strength to challenge me, you haven't f*cked yourself hard enough.

F*ck you, I demand satisfaction.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 10:59 pm

I aim to misbehave

This is my game. You can't beat someone at their own game. This isn't fiction or real life. It's the internet. Even when I lose, I win. But that doesn't matter because when I win, I still win.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

3^rd Feb 2011 at 11:06 pm

Quote: Abin Cooper, Feb 2011

This is my game. You can't beat someone at their own game. This isn't fiction or real life. It's the internet. Even when I lose, I win. But that doesn't matter because when I win, I still win.

You've gone POSTal.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

4^th Feb 2011 at 12:19 pm

The original potato.

What's the prize for winning?

Follow me on Twitter: @DJKrisopolis
Follow me on Twister: Right Hand Green!

http://thekettlereview.blogspot.co.uk/
http://52876.bandcamp.com/

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Feb 2011 at 12:42 pm

Credibility.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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