Things That Are Jolly Nice And Steam Your Broccoli
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Beautiful amazing girls you meet and get along brilliantly with that are bloked up and moving to Australia two weeks after you meet them 
Quote: Annie, Sept 2011
Oh man, I'd fully be taking the boat out in the middle of the night with a bottle of tequila and some smokes and my guitar and sit there singing and strumming in the moonlight
Charlie's parents are splitting up, and he wants to live with his dad so that he isn't on his own, so if I want to live with Charlie I'll have to move to a house that's a mile from the nearest village and 12 miles from the nearest station.
BUT IT HAS A POOL AND A LAKE AND A BOAT.
Oh man, I'd fully be taking the boat out in the middle of the night with a bottle of tequila and some smokes and my guitar and sit there singing and strumming in the moonlight
LAKE AND BOAT!
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but it's the a*se end of nowhere and since I don't drive I'd basically be stranded.
BUT POOL!
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but it's the a*se end of nowhere and since I don't drive I'd basically be stranded.
BUT POOL!
Beautiful warm, sunny day, perfect for bingeing in the park or on my terrace. Won't be many more days like this this year, so should be out making the most of it. But I'm ill, so cider, cigarettes and spliffs are off limits
Marry me?
Quote: Commandant Lassard, Sept 2011
But it makes a good slingshot
Quote: Maeby, Sept 2011I did!
I can now borrow your bras!
Not until you return my blue one with the clasp at the front.
But it makes a good slingshot
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess 
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Maeby, Oct 2011
Why do you think I want it back?
Quote: Commandant Lassard, Sept 2011Quote: Maeby, Sept 2011I did!
I can now borrow your bras!
Not until you return my blue one with the clasp at the front.
But it makes a good slingshot
Why do you think I want it back?
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River Phoenix
Quote: Commandant Lassard, Oct 2011
To keep abreast of things.
Quote: Maeby, Oct 2011Quote: Commandant Lassard, Sept 2011Quote: Maeby, Sept 2011I did!
I can now borrow your bras!
Not until you return my blue one with the clasp at the front.
But it makes a good slingshot
Why do you think I want it back?
To keep abreast of things.
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found my dumbbell after a week of it being missing & being too ill to be arsed doing anything with it
used it the other day, did something wrong and i've ruined something on my back/shoulder ¬_¬
also, refilled my awesome parker fountain pen, got really, really excited about it
i have nothing to write with it.
used it the other day, did something wrong and i've ruined something on my back/shoulder ¬_¬
also, refilled my awesome parker fountain pen, got really, really excited about it
i have nothing to write with it.
Leatherface are playing the Brud in May but it's the same day as my mate's wedding 
Finished writing the poem I've been working on all day.
Not sure if it's any good though
Not sure if it's any good though
Quote: the doc, Apr 2012
Run this by Sidecar and he reckons it's great so yay for that. I still need to change the last three or four lines though.
Finished writing the poem I've been working on all day.
Not sure if it's any good though
Run this by Sidecar and he reckons it's great so yay for that. I still need to change the last three or four lines though.
My Heavy Cream LP has arrived.
My record player has died.
Yeah, yeah, I know I can listen to the download but this sh*t is meant to be heard on vinyl
My record player has died.
Yeah, yeah, I know I can listen to the download but this sh*t is meant to be heard on vinyl
Meant to be going out with the lovely folks I used to work with tonight for the first time since December, but don't think I'm really fit enough to go
Quote: Anniemal, Jan 2012
How did that work out for you in the end anyway?
i've never been sure what to use as a bleaching/degreasing agent so i've never bothered with anything other than the snakes refused mice.
all i know is soaking it in Virkon S will turn it pink...
anyhoo, i bought this from BHF today for a measly £4.99, and it is absolutely magnificent, look! it should have pride of place in my kitchen with my 12 eggs shoved up it's jacksy.
![[http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/329463_10151008299284825_2039853461_o.jpg]](http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/329463_10151008299284825_2039853461_o.jpg "http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/329463_10151008299284825_2039853461_o.jpg")
but alas, it is not to be. I must hand it over to my pal as i'm not allowed it myself & she wants one
my other egg holders are all brown and boring compared
I got me a fox skull
but it still has bits of fox flesh on it
How did that work out for you in the end anyway?
i've never been sure what to use as a bleaching/degreasing agent so i've never bothered with anything other than the snakes refused mice.
all i know is soaking it in Virkon S will turn it pink...
anyhoo, i bought this from BHF today for a measly £4.99, and it is absolutely magnificent, look! it should have pride of place in my kitchen with my 12 eggs shoved up it's jacksy.
but alas, it is not to be. I must hand it over to my pal as i'm not allowed it myself & she wants one
my other egg holders are all brown and boring compared
Just bought two tickets to Ginger's birthday gig in London. First Wildhearts show in three years.
I can't go and I've bought the tickets as a favour to Sidecar.
I can't go and I've bought the tickets as a favour to Sidecar.
Saw a huge gang of nubile students dressed in schoolgirl outfits swanning through Headingley last week on the Otley run. Happens from time to time and is always a pleasant surprise.
Realised that it's getting to a point when I'm almost old enough to be their dad ( 
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Realised that it's getting to a point when I'm almost old enough to be their dad
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There is a rumour going around at work that I offered a guy at work a one night stand and he turned me down (which is a gross exaggeration of a couple of silly comments taken out of context).
The guy in question keeps getting loads of stick from everyone being called gay etc. for saying no. Which I take as a complement
The guy in question keeps getting loads of stick from everyone being called gay etc. for saying no. Which I take as a complement
more one for "Things That Are Jolly Nice And Quite Heart Breaking"
the horse i backed at Ascot today won the race after running beautifully.
he dropped dead from a heart attack just past the finishing post
the horse i backed at Ascot today won the race after running beautifully.
he dropped dead from a heart attack just past the finishing post
River Phoenix
(Yesterday, the fiancé bought me an elephant bracelet. Today, he made me cry again.)
(Edit: He probably didn't mean to make me cry, though. But i didn't like the way he spoke to me. i didn't want him to know that he'd made me cry. So i tried to cry quietly.)
(Edit: i heard Boys Don't Cry on the radio a few minutes ago and that seemed ironic, somehow. But not that ironic because of course i'm female.
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(Edit: He probably didn't mean to make me cry, though. But i didn't like the way he spoke to me. i didn't want him to know that he'd made me cry. So i tried to cry quietly.)
(Edit: i heard Boys Don't Cry on the radio a few minutes ago and that seemed ironic, somehow. But not that ironic because of course i'm female.
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Cheers for the facillitating, I would have been a miserable self pitying f*ck otherwise. 
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Because cake is happiness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o_5ZFt7U38
Jolly nice because loads of adorable rabbits, steams my broccoli because it makes me miss my rabbits
Jolly nice because loads of adorable rabbits, steams my broccoli because it makes me miss my rabbits
Wife of the lovely Alice
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Emma:
Hi VR...
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Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
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Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
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Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
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