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Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

10^th Jun 2007 at 11:31 pm

Grog me.

Quote: Kaneda

Quote: Marton
I googled my name and this was the first result......... WTF? :-?

I googled my name like a year or 2 ago and found out that amongst other things the lead singer of a 70's punk bad called raped had my name.

but what freaked me out were all these references to rape but not the band, so i look at a result, some forum spammer was posting comments that were just hundreds of links to rape sites and and along with some random words in the middle was my name. F*cking freaked me out.

I am the most famous Thomas Meek of them all!!!! I am also a rear admiral. Oo-er missus.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

10^th Jun 2007 at 11:55 pm

Daft Cow?

I'm still only the 3rd most famous Andrew Aitken... I finally manage to overtake the photographer from the Bahamas, and then some spacker manager-type overtakes me...

drat.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 12:02 am

Quote: 27182

I'm still only the 3rd most famous Andrew Aitken... I finally manage to overtake the photographer from the Bahamas, and then some spacker manager-type overtakes me...

drat.

Daft Cow? You're 2nd for me... even without "quote marks".

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 12:15 am

Daft Cow?

On google.com I'm third, google.co.uk, I'm second.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 12:25 am

I've just realised if I go to www.google.com it'll redirect me to .co.uk
That's highly annoying. I prefer .co.uk, but still.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Gary

| 3,774 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 12:28 am

I is not evil.

Quote: 77777

I've just realised if I go to www.google.com it'll redirect me to .co.uk
That's highly annoying. I prefer .co.uk, but still.

The bottom right most link should be "Go to Google.com".

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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 12:42 am

Daft Cow?

Number 6 is correct

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 2:48 pm

Myself and a Northern Irish police woman who is probably a relation appear to be the only Gillian Smylies on the net :-?

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

11^th Jun 2007 at 9:13 pm

WTF of the day = Liverpool linked to signing Diego Forlan.

Kaneda

| 875 posts

12^th Jun 2007 at 3:25 am

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4c2rucp

was using tiny pic to host images and saw this.

Oh the humanity

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

15^th Jun 2007 at 11:27 pm

Grog me.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Snazzberry

| 2,526 posts

16^th Jun 2007 at 1:16 am

i r lion. i r bite you.

for the love of hibbity jibbity...

[quote author=the doc link=1161728632/360#370 date=1193262367]If i wanna scratch me balls i use a hedgehog like everyone else.[/quote]

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Jun 2007 at 10:07 am

River Phoenix

(When i was watching The People's Quiz- Wildcard on Thursday, i saw summat which reminded me of VR. One of the contestants was called Tabitha. She said that she'd buy a cow if she won... and she said that she'd call the cow Colin.)

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Kaneda

| 875 posts

17^th Jun 2007 at 2:57 am

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

Funny i heard that story off one of my mates too. small world. eh?

Did you know the girl who was up on the table pleasuring herself with a broom only for her mother to walk in, the girl fell off the table in shock and was impaled.

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

17^th Jun 2007 at 4:27 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Kaneda

Funny i heard that story off one of my mates too. small world. eh?

Did you know the girl who was up on the table pleasuring herself with a broom only for her mother to walk in, the girl fell off the table in shock and was impaled.

Well, i didnt know her personally...

Anyway, I find that to be a very funny story

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

17^th Jun 2007 at 4:53 am

Quote: 73647

Quote: Puffalump
This is a sickening wtf of the day so I'm going to highlight it so that people who are squeamish have the choice of not reading it. I was told this whilst eating my lunch. blerghhhh.

[highlight]A girl one of my mates knows was getting changed and she found a maggot in her knickers. ewwww! so she went to hospital and they got rid of them and stuff and told her the only way you can get them is by having sex with dead people. her boyfriend worked at the morgue. sick isn't it? but what is even worse is she forgave him and is STILL going out with him. seriously wtf???[/highlight]

*bokebokebokeboke*

*lieslieslieslies*

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kaneda

| 875 posts

17^th Jun 2007 at 4:59 am

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

nah its true i heard it off a mate too.

did you hear they put spiders eggs in bubblegum?

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Kaneda

| 875 posts

18^th Jun 2007 at 3:48 am

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

Quote: 655321

Quote: Kaneda
Funny i heard that story off one of my mates too. small world. eh?

Did you know the girl who was up on the table pleasuring herself with a broom only for her mother to walk in, the girl fell off the table in shock and was impaled.

the story I heard, the girl was sat on the fridge :-?

Either way she was a mischievous sl*t

(cough society telling women not to be sexual cough)

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

JM

| 8,289 posts

19^th Jun 2007 at 2:05 pm

'It is impossible to trace the owners'

I would have thought door to door calling by the Police should quickly find the culprit. Can i check your bra size, Madam?

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

27^th Jun 2007 at 12:31 pm

I blue myself.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6752795.stm

Brasseye, anyone?

Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

28^th Jun 2007 at 12:03 am

Wow. ^

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

28^th Jun 2007 at 11:24 pm

How has this got 1,000 views? What... the f*ck?

"The BBC snooker theme tune with a Tim Henman interview cleverly woven into it, set against the backdrop of a picture of me."

Cleverly!!?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Gary

| 3,774 posts

28^th Jun 2007 at 11:39 pm

I is not evil.

Quote: Marton

How has this got 1,000 views? What... the f*ck?

"The BBC snooker theme tune with a Tim Henman interview cleverly woven into it, set against the backdrop of a picture of me."

Cleverly!!?

I swear I used to work with that guy

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

28^th Jun 2007 at 11:50 pm

Quote: Gary

Quote: Marton
How has this got 1,000 views? What... the f*ck?

"The BBC snooker theme tune with a Tim Henman interview cleverly woven into it, set against the backdrop of a picture of me."

Cleverly!!?

I swear I used to work with that guy

Tell him I hate him.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

1^st Jul 2007 at 5:53 pm

Daft Cow?

I got called a goth by some little kids... It's the most ridiculous thing that I've heard in a loooong time...

29xthepain

| 1,583 posts

4^th Jul 2007 at 5:54 pm

the rotten egg of an angry political goose...

wtf indeed!!! scary man! we're wasting away, and time keeps ticking... b*st*rd...

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Who looks so sick in the sun
Im the white man in the palais
Just lookin for fun...

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

17^th Jul 2007 at 3:28 pm

where is this gate? I could do with some money.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

18^th Jul 2007 at 9:28 am

River Phoenix

When i was at Tesco with the fiancé, we were looking at fruit... and a packet of apples moved... and this woman looked at me.

Gary

| 3,774 posts

18^th Jul 2007 at 10:03 am

I is not evil.

Green Tower Plans Criticised as "Phallic"

Is that a flower…or a "giant phallus"? In San Diego, "organic" design takes on a whole new meaning with the heated controversy over a proposed green 40-story residential tower.

[http://www.treehugger.com/phallic_tower.jpg]

[http://www.treehugger.com/phallic_tower.jpg]

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

22^nd Jul 2007 at 4:41 pm

Um. I just found a picture of Jesus that looks JUST like my mother.

Obviously my mother is missing the beard, but that aside, it's uncanny.

Kaneda

| 875 posts

31^st Jul 2007 at 5:08 pm

"twin ceramic rotar drives on each wheel"

thats brilliant, i have a lot of respect for the koreans...

over here we just roll over and take it.

She played such a sweet rusty trombone, she brought a tear to my eye.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

31^st Jul 2007 at 5:14 pm

Right up the jackson.

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