WTF of the day

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24th Oct 2006 at 11:23 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

What has made you exclaim WTF in bemusement today? Be it news, or just something in life. It happens all the time, so perfect for a nice little spammy thread like this

I start off with Train defecator hunted by police

Seriously, WTF?


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24th Oct 2006 at 11:34 pm

The Customers at work.

My arm is bandaged up.
And someone asked if it was catching.

No. it's using the till. tw*t. if you're throwing, it might be catching, but my aim sucks.


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25th Oct 2006 at 9:21 am

Gary - I is not evil.

I is not evil.

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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg


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25th Oct 2006 at 8:02 pm

Jewbacca -

Quote: LoonyPandora

I start off with Train defecator hunted by police



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25th Oct 2006 at 8:15 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

Quote: Marton
Quote: LoonyPandora

I start off with Train defecator hunted by police


Nah, he'd be train ejaculator


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26th Oct 2006 at 12:56 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

Right, I don't know where the Kylie dancing came from, unless Trains -> Locomotion -> Kylie... but still. It was totally your observation with Jesus on the train. I just took it to the next level... it was relevant, sort of... :-[

I think I still have the leaflet that says "Jesus is Coming" he was doing it in my pocket for months the dirty swine.


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27th Oct 2006 at 5:55 pm

Colin -

1. I saw The Jesus & Mary Chain in the Metal section of a crappy music shop in Worcester today.
2. Whoah...


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28th Oct 2006 at 9:06 pm

Roxannie -

anouncer on the train: "[stuff about the train splitting and which coaches go where] you are on coach 12 of 8"


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29th Oct 2006 at 7:38 pm

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

Heard on the bus by a little kid aged about 4-5

"Can spiders climb on cheese?"


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