Absolutely do my f*cking box in, they do, especially on the telly. I don't watch a lot of TV, thankfully, and the stuff I
do watch is usually on Beeb4, but if I'm watching commercial telly they fill me with incandescent rage. Hit the mute button straight off, I do. And there are so f*cking many. Try watching the football on ITV and they manage to fit three commercial breaks into the fiteen minutes between the show starting and the match kicking off. Grrrr.
All this business about f*cking meerkats gets right on my tits as well. Get my insurance with you and get a free toy? Why didn't you f*cking say so, I'd've been using your company all along if I'd've known I could have had some f*cking tat for the privilege. The f*cking book about it sold by the shedload last year as well. Marketing genius. Sell people a book about a fictional animal from a stupid cunting advert in order to pay for
moreadverts to sell insurance to the same people. I swear to Christ the majority of people in this country are f*cking retarded. Whoever came up with that will have a job for life at that agency. They also want f*cking shooting if you ask me.