Things that make you want to bury someone alive

ahhhh. that's what i've ended up with from phones4u.
same contract, only i took the cashback & i'm paying £30 a month, rather than the £25, so i get the gig and don;t use it.
(cashback is supposed to be £100 though? cheeky little sh*te that served us must have pocketed a tenner... ugh.)

i wanted an 18 month contract too, but i'm on 24. he fiddled it so that the £90 we got back, covered the extra £5 a month for 18 months, and he said to go back there after the 18 months for an upgrade, which reeks of bullsh*t.

in the end, i'm not going back to phones4u when i'm due an upgrade.
it's a damn sight easier just to go through the networks stores or over the phone to them.
it's twice they've f*cked us over.

anyway. i spent the afternoon painting my fence.
it's just absolutely hauled it down and i dread to think what it looks like out there now.

there was also a slight mishap with the brush when i was painting a fiddly bit of a hutch.
pictures on facebook if anyone wants to see. it's going to be a right tw*t to get off my glasses.

I want Alice to have a good day, where no one f*cks her about and she ends it smiling.

Quote: Paula, Sept 2010

I was supposed to meet a friend at the climbing wall at 1.30 today. That was what we agreed yesterday, but as my friend is the worst timekeeper in the world I was't expecting to see him until at least 2. I wasn't the least surprised that he texted to say 'can we make it 2?', I also wasn't surprised that he said he was bringing his girlfriend either. I like her, she's pretty cool and I wouldn't mind getting to know her better.

What has me hacked off is that at 2 he said they were going to be a little late. I said that the place was empty (It was, there were two other people there besides me) and he said they'd hurry. At 2.30 he asked me if I remember how much the shoe hire is and that they were on their way. I was getting impatient by this point but I'd found an interesting problem to keep me occupied. At 3.10 I'd tired myself out and there was still no sign of them. I made up an excuse to leave and got changed.

At just before 3.30 I was heading to the Metro to go home and there they were, all happy and smiley as if nothing was wrong. I got a half-hearted 'sorry, it was his/her fault' off them and a promise to do better next time. I stuck to my excuse and came home

Yeah, late people p*ss me off as it's inconsiderate.

I need a job, I'm going mad.

Quote: LoonyPandora, Sept 2010

Overheard from the sales team, while bragging about which of them has read the least

• I haven't read a book since secondary school.
• Well, I never read books. I've got a mobile phone.

Ugh, that's depressing.

That Renault Clio advert with the c*nt singing along to Chesney Hawkes in his car. What an absolute c*nt.

No matter how many times I set windows seven to tell it I want English (UK) as my default language, it keeps changing it back to English US.

AAARRGGGHHHHH

Quote: Annie, Sept 2010

Having been fired by Lloyds TSB and being given a list of lies as the reason, I would just like to inform you all that the management of the LLoyds Banking Group is as a whole, utterly incompetent.

What the f*ck? that's a bit of a sickening turn of affairs - what happened to get you sacked? The real story?

Quote: LoonyPandora, Sept 2010

Overuse of the word "Allegedly"

Add to this;

Actually
Technically
Literally

Face it, we're mid to late 20's now. People our age OWN advertising agencies. At least the cool ones. Christ I'm 2 months older than Mark Zuckerberg...