Things that send you into fits of psychotic, apoplectic rage
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Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
this is true, but how often does that come up, unless you're talking to farmer Giles over there
"yes, sir, sorry sir, i didn't mean to throw up in your favourite field, sir"
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010Till to me is something they have in a shop that they process transactions throughTill can also relate to farming.
'til is when something's open 'til, or w.e
this is true, but how often does that come up, unless you're talking to farmer Giles over there
"yes, sir, sorry sir, i didn't mean to throw up in your favourite field, sir"
Marry me?
And I didn't refresh, and can't be arsed re-reading 'cos I'm ever so slightly f*cked (off 1 f*cking pint, what the hell, man?!)
She had penis envy
She had penis envy
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Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
There's a waaaambulance on its way
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Thats cats tasche is notQuote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know whyi only had it serviced last month and i had to pay for new brake pads then, i really hope nothing else is wrong with it
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
chaplain-esque enough to warrant the name
of grammar Nazi.
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Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Don't you have a sword Barry? Do YOU use yours?Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.
Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Ask the pile of Daddy Long Legs' legs I have piled up in the corner of the room. Oh wait, you can't... because legs don't talk
Quote: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Don't you have a sword Barry? Do YOU use yours?Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.
Thats true. It was added to the constitution in the early 90's when the internet began to get more popular. The Queen (or someone dressed as The Queen) even did some ceremony with a sword.
Another reason why I don't think she's real. Constantly has a sword, never actually uses it. She just taps people on the shoulder. No need for a sword. Use a stick or laser pointer
Ask the pile of Daddy Long Legs' legs I have piled up in the corner of the room. Oh wait, you can't... because legs don't talk
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010We both know thats a blatent lie Phil.Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.This.
I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.
I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.
Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
YOU SPELLED "BLATANT" WRONG!!! DIE!
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010We both know thats a blatent lie Phil.Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Anyone who uses ANY form of internet abbreviation has vetoed ALL rights to pass comment on grammar and spelling. FACT.This.
I was sorely tempted to just quote and use QFT, but thought better of this based on the fact it completely undermines the point Walsh is making.
I missed out an "EVER" in my original post obv. Till? Til? Like I, or anyone should give a F*CK, I've got more important things to worry about.
Admit it, you spend your days contemplating your naval and whinging about being asked to do trivial jobs like migrating entire mail servers or active directory setups to new boxes.
YOU SPELLED "BLATANT" WRONG!!! DIE!
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
You can all just suck my fat one.
I follow my own rules of spelling and grammar, if you don't like it. Tough.
I follow my own rules of spelling and grammar, if you don't like it. Tough.
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
River Phoenix
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
i use until. That's just my personal preference, though.
"'Til" is a contraction of "until" and is therefore grammatically correct. As is "ca'n't" even though it looks wrong.
I personally use "'til" (as does Colin). And if Colin uses it, it must be right
i use until. That's just my personal preference, though.
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Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010
Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.
Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up
Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up
Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.
Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.
Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010
Your FACE isn't acceptible.
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Martoolraptor™, Jan 2010Quote: Al bundy, Jan 2010Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010Martin. You need to change your name back to Martool.Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
TILL.
F*ck you, Martin, I don't love you anymore.
'til is acceptable. F*ck anyone who says otherwise. Language alters and is far from set in stone. Care to think otherwise? Then stop using words we've stolen from other languages or that have only seen usage in the last century or two.
Darren. I know. It's an injoke with Claire as I like to wind her up sometimes. This is why she changed my name to Martool in the first place
And this is why injokes in a public location, thats accessible by the masses is a dumb idea.
Not really, I was just successful in winding even more people up
Ahh yes that old chestnut, the REVERSE. Not. Fooling. Anyone.
Besides, 'til isn't acceptable anyway.
Your FACE isn't acceptible.
Marry me?
Bloody boiler.
May need to borrow some of your firm's paper, Phil. If you'd be so kind
May need to borrow some of your firm's paper, Phil. If you'd be so kind
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
B*st*rds.
We had the same bother in 2008. Told them that the boiler was broken and the heating wasn't working in September. They finally fixed it in April. I'd like to send my landlord on a naked holiday to Siberia.
Bloody boiler.
May need to borrow some of your firm's paper, Phil. If you'd be so kind
B*st*rds.
We had the same bother in 2008. Told them that the boiler was broken and the heating wasn't working in September. They finally fixed it in April. I'd like to send my landlord on a naked holiday to Siberia.
people who don't wear bras.
Or more, people who stand in front of you & talk without one
Plz. Tutors, strap them up, it's... Really not nice...
Also, my neck is knackered from falling asleep in nutrition. Kalms are b*ll*cks. I'm going onto the sominex starting sunday. Need to sleep at decent times, dreams or no.
Or more, people who stand in front of you & talk without one
Plz. Tutors, strap them up, it's... Really not nice...
Also, my neck is knackered from falling asleep in nutrition. Kalms are b*ll*cks. I'm going onto the sominex starting sunday. Need to sleep at decent times, dreams or no.
Because cake is happiness
Quote: Gary Glitter, Jan 2010
Nah it's actually when I accelerate. It's a really loud roaring noise. Anyhow I'm not driving anywhere else until it's been checked. I drove to work today and feared break down constantly poor little car.
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010my car is making a really loud noise and i don't know why
Is the noise when you slow down? Like a squeal? Just, with you mentioning the brake pads, they can take a while to wear in and can make a terrible noise 'til they do.
Nah it's actually when I accelerate. It's a really loud roaring noise. Anyhow I'm not driving anywhere else until it's been checked. I drove to work today and feared break down constantly
poor little car.
Wife of the lovely Alice
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the stuff emma just told me. can't even f*cking say what it is here, but how much of a f*cking psycho do you have to be to do that?
if he's done that, f*ck knows what else he'd be capable of
jesus man... i wanna go break his face right now.
the stuff emma just told me. can't even f*cking say what it is here, but how much of a f*cking psycho do you have to be to do that?
if he's done that, f*ck knows what else he'd be capable of
jesus man... i wanna go break his face right now.
Because cake is happiness
yep actually broken. either need somewhere to weld the parts together for me or buy a whole new part. f*ck, this is expense i could have done without stupid f*cking weather corroding metal
Wife of the lovely Alice
Marry me?
I want a boiler that works. I want services provided that I'm paying for in my rent.
It's not too much to ask for.
And yeah, no Prozac for 48 hours and already I've had 2 panic attacks and... um... other withdrawal symptoms
It's not too much to ask for.
And yeah, no Prozac for 48 hours and already I've had 2 panic attacks and... um... other withdrawal symptoms
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010
I like it when I'm thinking something whilst reading a thread, and then you say it
OH GOD please stop the grammar discussion before I kill myself.
I like it when I'm thinking something whilst reading a thread, and then you say it
River Phoenix
Quote: Jimmy, Jan 2010
Yes, that's usually the case.
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jan 2010Quote: the doc, Jan 2010Quote: Randal Graves, Jan 2010OH GOD please stop the grammar discussion before I kill myself.
Still, at least it means that we know that Phil has a ship.
Strawberry makes a very good point.
Yes, that's usually the case.
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Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
nah. I know some people say its good but the idea of having sex whilst on my period is a complete turn off
pffft. if you're that horny, just do it anyway & have a bath after
nah. I know some people say its good but the idea of having sex whilst on my period is a complete turn off
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