Singledom
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Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
How did you know what I do during Jimmy's special alone time?
Quote: Howard Hughes, Jan 2010Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
Went out with the ex tonight for a "catch-up" in an attempt to stay friends and it was pretty f*cking grim. Apparently I've been acting like a d*ckhead since we broke up, according to mutual friends, but she was conveniently unable to name names or give examples as to why. F*ck that.
So you haven't, basically.
He hasn't been wallowing in self-pity, inhaling ice-cream and chocolate whilst in his dressing gown and pink fluffy slippers and had a Sex and the City binge to remind himself that not all men are b*st*rds. Just most of them are
AKA: Asshole
How did you know what I do during Jimmy's special alone time?
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Marry me?
I'm watching you.
I've seen you with your face mask on too, Doris
I've seen you with your face mask on too, Doris
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
It makes me feel pretty
I'm watching you.
I've seen you with your face mask on too, Doris
It makes me feel pretty
Marry me?
It works.
Dancing around singing Kylie into your hairbrush is another matter
Dancing around singing Kylie into your hairbrush is another matter
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Yeah, I sort of thought all that. Still bothered me though, as I'm pretty sure I'm lots of things but I know I'm a good person who never goes out to be d*ckheadish to people.
The ex is dating too though, so that's good, I was genuinaly happy to find that out
The ex is dating too though, so that's good, I was genuinaly happy to find that out
Marry me?
Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010
#In my imagination, there is no constipation...
And Alex, don't be too hard on yourself. Girls have no logic that you men will EVER be able to fathom. We are capable of irrational hatred and distrust. It comes with a vagina.
I'm now singing Kylie songs.
I hate you sometimes Alice.
#In my imagination, there is no constipation...
And Alex, don't be too hard on yourself. Girls have no logic that you men will EVER be able to fathom. We are capable of irrational hatred and distrust. It comes with a vagina.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010
I don't find anyone attractive. it's an extremely rare occurrence if i do
I find too many people attractive when I'm sober.
I don't find anyone attractive. it's an extremely rare occurrence if i do
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: pedobear, Jan 2010
Calm down, it's just a joke. Man, you're being so irrati.....
Perhaps I shouldn't finish that sentence
i wish people wouldn't go on about women being irrational etc. it just paves way for stereotype to be enforced by association or reality, women thinking it's okay and men being d*cks about it all time.
i know it's a joke, it's just a subjec t that annoys.
Calm down, it's just a joke. Man, you're being so irrati.....
Perhaps I shouldn't finish that sentence
Bing Bong Changes
Quote: mr lisa, Jan 2010
I feel all special now.
Quote: Fred West, Jan 2010I find too many people attractive when I'm sober.
I don't find anyone attractive. it's an extremely rare occurrence if i do
I feel all special now.
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Gah. Went out last night with work people (but not 19 year-old) and ended up getting off with the girl I sort of nearly had something with straight after breaking up with the ex. Not sure how it happened as I thought that was just a no go and I think it still will be but I feel bad now even though I'm still resoundingly single. I'm not gonna lie though, It was a pretty ace night
Marry me?
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
You're single. You're allowed to sample!
Gah. Went out last night with work people (but not 19 year-old) and ended up getting off with the girl I sort of nearly had something with straight after breaking up with the ex. Not sure how it happened as I thought that was just a no go and I think it still will be but I feel bad now even though I'm still resoundingly single. I'm not gonna lie though, It was a pretty ace night
You're single. You're allowed to sample!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
No point spinning yourself out, dude. You were in a relationship for, what, seven years? Just relax and enjoy yourself, it's all good. You said yourself you enjoyed it
Gah. Went out last night with work people (but not 19 year-old) and ended up getting off with the girl I sort of nearly had something with straight after breaking up with the ex. Not sure how it happened as I thought that was just a no go and I think it still will be but I feel bad now even though I'm still resoundingly single. I'm not gonna lie though, It was a pretty ace night
No point spinning yourself out, dude. You were in a relationship for, what, seven years? Just relax and enjoy yourself, it's all good. You said yourself you enjoyed it
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Update: Things are going well. Had the biggest green-light text message ever last night and she brought me in a birthday present today 
Just gotta meet up again now
Just gotta meet up again now
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Outside-left
I'll be round in 30 minutes. Be a dear and run me a bath, ta.
Quote: Howard Hughes, Jan 2010
I made dark chocolate and cheesecake muffins. Would you care for one in the bath with a cup of tea while I massage your feet?
I'll be round in 30 minutes. Be a dear and run me a bath, ta.
I made dark chocolate and cheesecake muffins. Would you care for one in the bath with a cup of tea while I massage your feet?
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010
Lets f*ck!
Well, I now feel that this thread applies to me as it's now been about fourty hours since I was broken up with.
I know I'm supposed to do the whole denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance thing, but I actually think I'm on acceptance with mild attacks of anger. I've done my crying, but I cartainly haven't questioned it or tried bargaining. I'm not looking back! It only started in September as well, so I'm losing nothing by throwing him into the 'never speak to him again' pile.
I AM now at the 'want to screw anything that moves' stage which I'm going to have to be careful of since it severly impairs my judgement. Plus, I know from experience that I can end up a bit of a serial monogomist as I'm rubbish at saying no to people and what I intend to be a one night stand always turns into something else!
Maybe I should try the keeping my clothes on approach :/
Lets f*ck!
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010
OK! But it'll have to be whilst Dan is in the bath and I need to keep at least one item of clothing on!
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010Well, I now feel that this thread applies to me as it's now been about fourty hours since I was broken up with.
I know I'm supposed to do the whole denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance thing, but I actually think I'm on acceptance with mild attacks of anger. I've done my crying, but I cartainly haven't questioned it or tried bargaining. I'm not looking back! It only started in September as well, so I'm losing nothing by throwing him into the 'never speak to him again' pile.
I AM now at the 'want to screw anything that moves' stage which I'm going to have to be careful of since it severly impairs my judgement. Plus, I know from experience that I can end up a bit of a serial monogomist as I'm rubbish at saying no to people and what I intend to be a one night stand always turns into something else!
Maybe I should try the keeping my clothes on approach :/
Lets f*ck!
OK! But it'll have to be whilst Dan is in the bath and I need to keep at least one item of clothing on!
Marry me?
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010
Just come up here tomorrow for Food Club and go out on the pull at cheap drink night. You know you want us
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010Well, I now feel that this thread applies to me as it's now been about fourty hours since I was broken up with.
I know I'm supposed to do the whole denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance thing, but I actually think I'm on acceptance with mild attacks of anger. I've done my crying, but I cartainly haven't questioned it or tried bargaining. I'm not looking back! It only started in September as well, so I'm losing nothing by throwing him into the 'never speak to him again' pile.
I AM now at the 'want to screw anything that moves' stage which I'm going to have to be careful of since it severly impairs my judgement. Plus, I know from experience that I can end up a bit of a serial monogomist as I'm rubbish at saying no to people and what I intend to be a one night stand always turns into something else!
Maybe I should try the keeping my clothes on approach :/
Lets f*ck!
OK! But it'll have to be whilst Dan is in the bath and I need to keep at least one item of clothing on!
Just come up here tomorrow for Food Club and go out on the pull at cheap drink night. You know you want us
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Jan 2010
This.
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010Well, I now feel that this thread applies to me as it's now been about fourty hours since I was broken up with.
I know I'm supposed to do the whole denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance thing, but I actually think I'm on acceptance with mild attacks of anger. I've done my crying, but I cartainly haven't questioned it or tried bargaining. I'm not looking back! It only started in September as well, so I'm losing nothing by throwing him into the 'never speak to him again' pile.
I AM now at the 'want to screw anything that moves' stage which I'm going to have to be careful of since it severly impairs my judgement. Plus, I know from experience that I can end up a bit of a serial monogomist as I'm rubbish at saying no to people and what I intend to be a one night stand always turns into something else!
Maybe I should try the keeping my clothes on approach :/
Lets f*ck!
OK! But it'll have to be whilst Dan is in the bath and I need to keep at least one item of clothing on!
Just come up here tomorrow for Food Club and go out on the pull at cheap drink night. You know you want us
This.
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010
I am nothing, if not an accommodating man
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Jan 2010Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Jan 2010Well, I now feel that this thread applies to me as it's now been about fourty hours since I was broken up with.
I know I'm supposed to do the whole denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance thing, but I actually think I'm on acceptance with mild attacks of anger. I've done my crying, but I cartainly haven't questioned it or tried bargaining. I'm not looking back! It only started in September as well, so I'm losing nothing by throwing him into the 'never speak to him again' pile.
I AM now at the 'want to screw anything that moves' stage which I'm going to have to be careful of since it severly impairs my judgement. Plus, I know from experience that I can end up a bit of a serial monogomist as I'm rubbish at saying no to people and what I intend to be a one night stand always turns into something else!
Maybe I should try the keeping my clothes on approach :/
Lets f*ck!
OK! But it'll have to be whilst Dan is in the bath and I need to keep at least one item of clothing on!
I am nothing, if not an accommodating man
It's definitely silly. You're allowed to date more than one person at a time. As long as you're honest about it to both girls, you've got nothing to feel guilty about.
Marry me?
Dating, as I understand it, is about sampling what's out there. Until you are going out or being exclusive, you may date whomever you choose and however many.
Dating is not a commitment, so it is understandable to like many people.
Dating is not a commitment, so it is understandable to like many people.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
This girl Sarah I've liked for a while is finally my fully fledged girlfriend Plus she's two years younger than me. Cashback!
Plus she's two years younger than me. Cashback!
Marry me?
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
PAEDO!
Cos you look, like, 12, like.
This girl Sarah I've liked for a while is finally my fully fledged girlfriend
PAEDO!
Cos you look, like, 12, like.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Daft Cow?
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010
Does that make her a 90's child?
This girl Sarah I've liked for a while is finally my fully fledged girlfriend
Does that make her a 90's child?
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Because cake is happiness
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
hope you're ok Alex![[hug.gif]](https://vegetablerevolution.co.uk/template/vr_green/img/emoticons_extra/hug.gif "hug.gif")
19 year old cancelled on me again today. She needs time to think about things apparently. I think this one is game over now; she's a head f*ck.
hope you're ok Alex
Wife of the lovely Alice
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
She's the kind of girl who'll take your heart and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start cos she's a headfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck - my baby is a headf*ck
19 year old cancelled on me again today. She needs time to think about things apparently. I think this one is game over now; she's a head f*ck.
She's the kind of girl who'll take your heart and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start cos she's a headfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck - my baby is a headf*ck
She is so too real, Claire 
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
I think so, I'd assume so, her birthday is August and she's 19 and I've just remembered I'm 22 so that's actually 3 years. Back of the net?
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Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2010
Quote: Martoraptor™, Jan 2010This girl Sarah I've liked for a while is finally my fully fledged girlfriend
Does that make her a 90's child?
I think so, I'd assume so, her birthday is August and she's 19 and I've just remembered I'm 22 so that's actually 3 years. Back of the net?
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010
I'm alright yeah, it's not like I was in love with her or anything, she was just quite hot if I'm honest, we were never in any way compatible for a relationship, I'm not even sure I know what I was after there as it wasn't even sex I was after...well, not wholly
I'll see what she says to me when I'm back at work next week, I can almost 100% guaranee I get the "let's just be friends" speech but she can feck off, she's given more mixed signals now than I can even comprehend; I don't think she even knows what she wants.
Quote: Abacus, Jan 201019 year old cancelled on me again today. She needs time to think about things apparently. I think this one is game over now; she's a head f*ck.
hope you're ok Alex
I'm alright yeah, it's not like I was in love with her or anything, she was just quite hot if I'm honest, we were never in any way compatible for a relationship, I'm not even sure I know what I was after there as it wasn't even sex I was after...well, not wholly
I'll see what she says to me when I'm back at work next week, I can almost 100% guaranee I get the "let's just be friends" speech but she can feck off, she's given more mixed signals now than I can even comprehend; I don't think she even knows what she wants.
Quote: Abacus, Jan 2010
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That's the main thing.
Quote: Pinga, Jan 2010Quote: Abacus, Jan 201019 year old cancelled on me again today. She needs time to think about things apparently. I think this one is game over now; she's a head f*ck.
hope you're ok Alex
I'm alright yeah
That's the main thing.
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