Things That Really Steam Your Broccoli.

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1st Feb 2009 at 3:02 pm

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kaspersky has been scanning for two hours ¬_¬

norton never had an issue with scanning my archives, why the hell do you have one?
*burp*

Dissimulation

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1st Feb 2009 at 4:02 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
She's already found someone new and he's far more attractive than me, guess I know why you turned me down now, b*tch. f*ck you for having a go at me for being obsessed with the looks the other day, you cocking hypocrite.


Head-f*ck little wh*re. You got her number, mate? Whack it up in an underpass or two, couple toilet doors, get a few phonebox cards made up.

You had a lucky escape. Girl sounds like an inspid and shallow little c*nt. Keep yer chin up. Something will come along.

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1st Feb 2009 at 5:54 pm

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coming up to 5 hours...

96% memory. christ sake.

i NEEEEEEEED to do some work
*burp*

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1st Feb 2009 at 7:15 pm

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rars...

bleh. damn russians.

and the dog. silly b*tch just burnt her gob on chicken that was too hot since she's a cloth eared little f*ck when she wants to be
*burp*

wombat

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1st Feb 2009 at 10:44 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
Boiler is broken, no heat or hot water.

and YET AGAIN, just as with EVERY DAY the neighbours are up and shouting.

There loudest ones are all under 12.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Dinglebutt

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2nd Feb 2009 at 9:40 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER
ITV. PUTTING f*ckING ADVERTS IN THE MIDDLE OF MONTY PYTHON SKETCHES.


in the middle of sketches? Thats ridiculous!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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2nd Feb 2009 at 9:47 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Paddy_Irishman
bought Hitman Blood Money for the 360. Wont work because I use the HDMI cable. No patch or anything has been released by Eidos to fix this. f*ck sake. Now I'm going to have to bring it back.


Brought it back. Tried explaining situation to middle-aged woman behind counter. She didnt understand what I was on about. Gave me store credit anyway, so used it.

Looking at internet today, found out how to get it to play. So now have to re-purchase the game.

ffs

This may also involve me having to take my tv down off the wall and trying to plug in a cable which is not easy to do because of the wall bracket thing on the tv.

I just want to play Hitman. Is that so wrong? Why must I go through all this? It better be as good as I remember it to be
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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2nd Feb 2009 at 9:54 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
triple post but f*ck it

was thinking about moving closer to work with a mate of mine, his idea really. Started really considering it and stuff.

Told me yesterday he's moving in with a few of the people he works with. They have another room I think, but it'd only be about half as close to work where I live now, so it really wouldnt be worth it money wise.

Second time this has happened to me. In my second year of college, another friend convinced me to move up to college, as he wanted to move up too. We even looked at a few places. I told my folks and sisters I was moving up. Then he text me one night saying he didnt want to move up any more. So I then had to tell the family I wasnt moving up anymore, leading to sarcastic comments for the following few months
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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2nd Feb 2009 at 9:58 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
I had it a few years ago when I first got the 360. I know it probably wont live up to the hype in my own head, and I still remember how to do some of the kills, but I'm buying it pre-owned so its only a tenner. From what I remember of it, its worth a tenner at least.

The hassle of trying to play it might not be though
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dissimulation

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2nd Feb 2009 at 6:26 pm

Dissimulation -

 
As much as I like snow, it better not prevent me from playing football tomorrow. A week`s wait between games is already 5 days too long. Had to call off my run tonight and do a 20 mile session on the bike because of the f*cking pavements.  

Dinglebutt

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2nd Feb 2009 at 6:39 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
two of the lads rang me and want to go do something tonight. But both of them are unemployed, which means they'll show absolutely no regard to the fact that I have to be up round 6 in the morning (or earlier depending what the weathers like) and they'll start their usual "F*ck your work! Call in sick!" etc
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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2nd Feb 2009 at 6:49 pm

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knobhead has apparently sold one of my bunnies for a fiver

aside from the fact it's not his place to do it, i wanted £10 for them. £5 doesn't even cover the cost of their feed
*burp*

Dissimulation

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2nd Feb 2009 at 6:57 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Dissimulation
As much as I like snow, it better not prevent me from playing football tomorrow. A week`s wait between games is already 5 days too long. Had to call off my run tonight and do a 20 mile session on the bike because of the f*cking pavements.  


Bike it is then. C*nts.

Edited by Dissimulation Feb 2009

Alec

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2nd Feb 2009 at 7:02 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
New PC parts turned up today at 9.30am. PC has only just reached operational status, thanks to a design fault in the motherboard. I had to manually change the voltage output to my memory just to get to the POST screen and beyond so I could re-install Windows. [smiley=BangHead.gif]

learrggh

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2nd Feb 2009 at 8:31 pm

learrggh -

 
Quote: melfina
knobhead has apparently sold one of my bunnies for a fiver

aside from the fact it's not his place to do it, i wanted £10 for them. £5 doesn't even cover the cost of their feed  


I want one

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2nd Feb 2009 at 11:32 pm

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come get one, theres a white & the grey/brown one left

also, because some stupid bitches are too f*cking monged in the head to take their phone to work with them i don;t know if that bag of mars planets was empty & the dog's just decided it's going to lick it out, or if it was full & theres going to be a dead dog on the landing in the morning >_<

POINT IN HAVING A F*CKING PHONE IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT WITH YOU?

and my hands are frozen. FROZEN.

stupid animals needing care... should have just gotten a dozen stink lizards...

and said dog is wet. WET. GET DOWN MEANS GET DOWN. NOT GET DOWN THEN DECIDE TO GET BACK ON NOT 2MINUTES LATER
*burp*

Albert Johanneson

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2nd Feb 2009 at 11:38 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Dissimulation
As much as I like snow, it better not prevent me from playing football tomorrow. A week`s wait between games is already 5 days too long. Had to call off my run tonight and do a 20 mile session on the bike because of the f*cking pavements.  


No c*nt turned up to rugby tonight. Not one. Not even the team captain or the lads from the Sheffield Eagles who are on courses at the uni. F*cking splitters.

Colin

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2nd Feb 2009 at 11:39 pm

Colin -

 
"why not try our other not from concentrate juices"

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Πανδώρα

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3rd Feb 2009 at 1:21 am

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STOP ACCUSING ME OF THINGS.

THIS WAS LAST YEAR FFS

NOTHING HAPPENED

NOTHING IS GOING ON

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THIS IN WRITING

and jake is licking the moisturiser off my face ¬_¬
f*cking dog. licks any cream i use other than eumovate
*burp*

learrggh

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3rd Feb 2009 at 1:52 am

learrggh -

 
I'm thirsty for a Pepsi but they are outside and it's very cold.

Colin

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3rd Feb 2009 at 8:27 am

Colin -

 
Waking is aching lately
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

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3rd Feb 2009 at 1:19 pm

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need to do work... also need food

getting food means once i have it i won't feel arsed to do the work
doing the work first will make me stuff it up & feel sick

and it's f*cking SUNNY.
*burp*

Alec

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3rd Feb 2009 at 1:55 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
There's a cr*pload of washing up to do, most of which is my flatmate's messy pie-making stuff, and all I want to do is relax.

Albert Johanneson

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3rd Feb 2009 at 2:09 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Alex got sent down.

A certain someone now has a giant target on his head.

Dinglebutt

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3rd Feb 2009 at 2:15 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Everytime somebody farts in the criminology department I get an email about it.
STOP EMAILING ME!


...

What?


He doesn't mean it literally. He just meant that MOST of the time someone in the criminology department farts he gets an email
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Alec

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3rd Feb 2009 at 7:03 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
My Mum's done the 'throw out' to me twice. Once, my entire collection of books when we moved house, as I "hadn't marked the boxes to be kept." Despite the fact no other boxes were marked at all.

The second, when I moved up to Dundee, she gave away all of my vinyl collection to a charity shop as she thought I didn't want it any more. She never saw fit to even ask.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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3rd Feb 2009 at 7:29 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Menome
My Mum's done the 'throw out' to me twice. Once, my entire collection of books when we moved house, as I "hadn't marked the boxes to be kept." Despite the fact no other boxes were marked at all.

The second, when I moved up to Dundee, she gave away all of my vinyl collection to a charity shop as she thought I didn't want it any more. She never saw fit to even ask.


I think I would actually kill anyone who did that.


 
 
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