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Carpet Remnant

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:30 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Well, I think c*cktails should be involved so that a c*cktail dress and heels can be worn by the lady, and a suit by the suitor but apart from that, it sounds quite good.

Hmm. Any other contenders or does Phil win Sarah's date*?

*Sarah does get the last say, otherwise she'd end up with the tramp outside my house. He's moderately hot and has a box of clothes with high heels. Earns a good living, too.


I don't have £2 on me, would you accept 50p and a packet of wine gums?

In return I'll treat us to a large meal at McDonalds and even let Sarah keep the free Cola Can shaped glass*

*terms and conditions apply

Pope of Chilli Town

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:32 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
T&C's? I like your style George.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:33 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
T&A, shhhurely?
Analrapist.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:33 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Incidentally, i was going to suggest suits and whatever classy evening wear that women are meant to sport as the next food and drink club.

I agree with this idea.

And George, McDonalds is never, ever an acceptable date place unless you're 14. Even if you do let her get to keep the free glass.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Carpet Remnant

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:34 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
KFC?

Albert Johanneson

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:35 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
KFC?


You're not dating Phil.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:36 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
KFC?


You're not dating Phil.


If it was a date I'd expect Jamaican fried chicken from Buzz Rocks.

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:36 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
No fast food. Classy joints only. Yes. That means a spliff with a smile, dimanté sunglasses and a glass of champagne. (Because real pagné is too expensive for a first date unless she is something special.)

Oh, chocolates wouldn't go amiss unless she is lactose intolerant, like Sarah, but she will happily eat dark chocolate without a rash. And any other chocolate in moderation ( ).
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:37 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
KFC?


You're not dating Phil.


If it was a date I'd expect Jamaican fried chicken from Buzz Rocks.

George wouldn't get served. He's too white. They'd say 20 minutes, serve a Jamaican, and then an hour for the food.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:38 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
KFC?


You're not dating Phil.


If it was a date I'd expect Jamaican fried chicken from Buzz Rocks.

George wouldn't get served. He's too white. They'd say 20 minutes, serve a Jamaican, and then an hour for the food.



He may be a honky, but he's a local honky, so he should be alright.

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:39 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Nope. They wouldn't serve us at the festival.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:41 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Nope. They wouldn't serve us at the festival.


Buzz Rocks is different. ANYWAYS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT THE IDIOTS I DEAL WITH AT WORK!

Vel

| 23,203 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:44 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
NO! It's about getting a good date for Sarah. STICK TO THE [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Topic_(chocolate_bar).jpg]
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:45 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
NO! It's about getting a good date for Sarah. STICK TO THE [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Topic_(chocolate_bar).jpg]


Awww man

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 8:50 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
If anyone DOES marry Sarah, I demand you buy her this for your first year anniversary present.

Or else.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:52 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
If anyone DOES marry Sarah, I demand you buy her this for your first year anniversary present.

Or else.


Thats a bargain for 5 years yo.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 8:53 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
I think she'd appreciate it.

If anyone wants to marry Joel, this can be his wedding present.

Sarah= Champagne.
Joel= Lambrini.




Dan gets this It's bizarre, but he might like it.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 9:01 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
I think she'd appreciate it.

If anyone wants to marry Joel, this can be his wedding present.

Sarah= Champagne.
Joel= Lambrini.




Dan gets this It's bizarre, but he might like it.


What the f*ck do I get?

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 9:03 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Sleepless nights.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 9:07 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Sleepless nights.


The good kind or the bad kind?

Vel

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13th Sept 2008 at 9:08 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
The kind with the buzzcocks.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Sept 2008 at 9:20 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
The kind with the buzzc*cks.


Nice.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


14th Sept 2008 at 3:12 pm

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
I think she'd appreciate it.

If anyone wants to marry Joel, this can be his wedding present.

Sarah= Champagne.
Joel= Lambrini.




Dan gets this It's bizarre, but he might like it.


I'll have you know fudge is very classy thank you.
[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/698876.jpg]

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


14th Sept 2008 at 6:42 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
The kind with the buzzc*cks.


Boredom?

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts


14th Sept 2008 at 7:16 pm

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: biggaginge
2 Quid eh? Do Stock & Piccolino's qualify as good restaurants?  

Piccolino's? A chain restaurant? Pfft.


I likes what I likes. Fellucini's was good as well.

EDIT

Here's the menu for Piccolino's
http://www.piccolinorestaurants.co.uk/pdfs/SEPT08/PICC-MANCHESTER-LIVERPOOL-CHESTER-STOCKTON-HEATH-MAIN-SEPT-08.pdf



why on earth would you not link to the pudding menu?!

it's Piccolino's that do the thing where you pretend you're going to share, and then you get five puddings for yourself but on the one plate, right?
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


14th Sept 2008 at 7:31 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: biggaginge
2 Quid eh? Do Stock & Piccolino's qualify as good restaurants?  

Piccolino's? A chain restaurant? Pfft.


I likes what I likes. Fellucini's was good as well.

EDIT

Here's the menu for Piccolino's
http://www.piccolinorestaurants.co.uk/pdfs/SEPT08/PICC-MANCHESTER-LIVERPOOL-CHESTER-STOCKTON-HEATH-MAIN-SEPT-08.pdf



why on earth would you not link to the pudding menu?!  

it's Piccolino's that do the thing where you pretend you're going to share, and then you get five puddings for yourself but on the one plate, right?


I was unaware there was separate menu but yeah they do the 5 puddings on one plate

wombat

| 8,154 posts


14th Sept 2008 at 11:57 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
I like to think I caused this massive side track we have going on here.
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


15th Sept 2008 at 6:12 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: The_Educatedwombat
I like to think I caused this massive side track we have going on here.

I never said you were allowed to use your intuition. Stop at once.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 9:09 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Am I allowed to put this back on topic yet?

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:40 pm

learrggh -

 
please do.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:43 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
i say no.

on the basis that my dad's bigger than your dad.
*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:45 pm

learrggh -

 
my penis is bigger than your penis.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:47 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
MY PENIS DANCES AND EATS PORK PIES.
*burp*

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:50 pm

learrggh -

 
you don't have one. ;o

klinsmann18

| 10,181 posts


16th Sept 2008 at 11:50 pm

klinsmann18 - Matt.

Matt.

 
I'm that hungry i would eat a penis right now if it was made of pork pies.


Enough Matt, go to bed.
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Πανδώρα

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16th Sept 2008 at 11:52 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
i do have one...

or i will soon...

soon as i find my knife...
*burp*

Colin

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19th Sept 2008 at 12:13 pm

Colin -

 
Bloody users. They've ruined the Olympics.


NEW DIRECTION GOGOGO
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Roxannie

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19th Sept 2008 at 12:16 pm

Roxannie -

 
what's ruined the 2012 olympics is the logo

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts


24th Sept 2008 at 3:39 pm

 
Quote: scarlet
what's ruined the 2012 olympics is the logo

[http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2007/06/04/2012_logo_white_385x450.jpg]

Lisa Simpson, giving head.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


24th Sept 2008 at 3:44 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
That took me a while to see, but I see it now, if I squint a little and IT IS! THE SL*T!
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Carpet Remnant

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24th Sept 2008 at 4:11 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
I'm more shocked by who the receiver is.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


24th Sept 2008 at 4:27 pm

Colin -

 
(This may be what George was implying but)
OH MY F*CK IT'S DUFFMAN
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Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


24th Sept 2008 at 4:42 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Well I was more going for Bart but either way it's mad filthy


 
 
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