Dear Joel Q Pearson

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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


23rd Jun 2008 at 2:14 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
rant rant rant hairflick rant rant faux-controversial opinion rant rant press play because the song is ending rant rant im getting married rant rant.

the doc

| 23,161 posts


23rd Jun 2008 at 2:17 pm

the doc -

 
Dan, you crack me up

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


23rd Jun 2008 at 2:20 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
I'm only after his attention. He's been neglectful lately, which usually means he's hiding something that i strongly disagree with.

Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


23rd Jun 2008 at 2:41 pm

 
You're just jealous I have better hair than you these days.
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


23rd Jun 2008 at 2:43 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

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Quote: pablomarmite
You're just jealous I have better hair than you these days.


That's a lie and a damn lie.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 4:55 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Who's losing hair?

Who washes hair more?

You both lose on the hair stakes
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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 5:55 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
You both lose on the hair stakes


I have to agree with Alice here.

Animal

| 32,547 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 7:10 pm

Animal -

 
Likewise.
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Colin

| 10,038 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 9:52 pm

Colin -

 
Wow, a thread involving both Joel and hair-based insults!
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 10:05 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Why has no one asked what his middle initial stands for????

the doc

| 23,161 posts


24th Jun 2008 at 10:48 pm

the doc -

 
That's two posts by you today that have made me weep with laughter, young lady

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


25th Jun 2008 at 8:36 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: pablomarmite
You're just jealous I have better hair than you these days.


(i find that very difficult to believe, unless Dan has incredibly greasy hair.)
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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


25th Jun 2008 at 10:23 am

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
Quote: pablomarmite
You're just jealous I have better hair than you these days.


(i find that very difficult to believe, unless Dan has incredibly greasy hair.)


Ha, Joel got served by Strawberry.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


25th Jun 2008 at 10:28 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(i wonder what the Q stands for.)
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


25th Jun 2008 at 2:29 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
Quote: pablomarmite
You're just jealous I have better hair than you these days.


(i find that very difficult to believe, unless Dan has incredibly greasy hair.)


Oh sh*t! Strawberry just went upside someone's head aswell!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


26th Jun 2008 at 8:27 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(It's a bit weird. i was thinking about Dan and Joel on Tuesday, i started thinking about when they were in Past Shouts a while ago, arguing about being nerdy,and when i got here on Wednesday i noticed that they had both made threads.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jun 2008
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Albi The Racist Dragon

| 7,432 posts


30th Jun 2008 at 9:11 pm

 
Right that's it, I'm going to go out and harass a small tree.
[http://card.mygamercard.net/gbar/joelsaysyeah.gif]

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Roxannie

| 12,431 posts


30th Jun 2008 at 9:14 pm

Roxannie -

 
Quentin was my guess

Vel

| 23,203 posts


1st Jul 2008 at 7:08 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Funnily enough, it's actually Quilted. His mum had a premonition you see, about that toilet roll. In a strange quirk she opened up the business and that annoying kid on the adverts is really Joel aged young. He had better hair then, but was really annoying. Someone who you'd kick in the balls fer sure.
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Animal

| 32,547 posts


2nd Jul 2008 at 12:05 am

Animal -

 
I thought it was Quijibo, the rare english cousin of the kwyjibo.

Edited by Animal Jul 2008
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Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


2nd Jul 2008 at 1:02 am

 
Quote: girlpants
I thought it was Quijibo, the rare english cousin of the Kwijibo.


Quintessentially Quijibo, quantifying quietly quacking quiches.

Quickly queueing quality Q's Quaker quintets quota



... or something queer.
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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


2nd Jul 2008 at 10:19 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: pablomarmite
Right that's it, I'm going to go out and harass a small tree.


(That's the second time Joel made a trees joke. The first was in 2006.)
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Claire

| 15,814 posts


2nd Jul 2008 at 11:32 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
That was a joke?
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


2nd Jul 2008 at 12:27 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
That was a joke?


I just thought he was the infamous Sheffield Hydrangea Rapist.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts


4th Jul 2008 at 8:19 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
That was a joke?  


(joel seems to think that it's funny to be horrible to me, so it's a joke to him. i wish he hadn't said such a horrible thing, though, it made me feel like pouring boiling water on myself.)
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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


4th Jul 2008 at 7:00 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
That was a joke?


(joel seems to think that it's funny to be horrible to me, so it's a joke to him. i wish he hadn't said such a horrible thing, though, it made me feel like pouring boiling water on myself.)


you've got to be sh*tting me?

Claire

| 15,814 posts


11th Jul 2008 at 1:53 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
That was a joke?  


(joel seems to think that it's funny to be horrible to me, so it's a joke to him. i wish he hadn't said such a horrible thing, though, it made me feel like pouring boiling water on myself.)


I've just noticed this. I know it's hard not to let internet comments affect you but jebus he's said worse to me, it's not worth the effort of boiling a kettle
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Bob Flapper

| 5,002 posts


22nd Jul 2008 at 10:07 am

Bob Flapper - Me?!

Me?!

 

There was a fortnight in January where I thought I was a teabag, and I flirted a little with large quantities of boiling water. It was pretty sore like, but fortunately i was also doused with cold milk.

So don't do it, unless you're in possession of vast quantities of milk and a giant teaspoon

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


3rd Aug 2008 at 1:09 am

learrggh -

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
That was a joke?  


(joel seems to think that it's funny to be horrible to me, so it's a joke to him. i wish he hadn't said such a horrible thing, though, it made me feel like pouring boiling water on myself.)



Hahahahahaha. I'd help you, but I don't have a kettle.

Thread necrophilia is sexy. [smiley=Naughty.gif]

/thrust




 
 
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