Things that go f*ck in the night...and day

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Albert Johanneson

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23rd May 2008 at 11:34 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:35 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

I meant to say, That Thing: don't think and then it'll be better because you can blame it all on not thinking.


best advice ever!!1 *applauds slowly*

well at least I don't hate myself anymore. Just my life.

Ah well, I can stop thinking now, woo!

/me does not know if this is an emo post, or a sarcastic post.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:36 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said

story of my life that.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Albert Johanneson

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23rd May 2008 at 11:39 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.

Dissimulation

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23rd May 2008 at 11:41 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Like filling a thimble with a hosepipe.

Dr Namgge

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23rd May 2008 at 11:44 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: Dissimulation
Like filling a thimble with a hosepipe.


no don't be stupid.

You couldn't poissible fit a hospipe in a thimble. The Thimble would fit up the hosepipe, no way it could be done in reverse

/me actually got what you meant, but is just trying to amuse himself, so bleh
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts


23rd May 2008 at 11:45 pm

Dr Namgge -

 
Quote: biggaginge
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
Quote: Lemony_Zester
That filled quickly.

That's what she said


Not good to boast about premature ejaculation, Danny boy.


au contraire, it implies that it's not good for one to have a shallow m*nge when the partner has massively potent b*ll*cks.


Like two spacehoppers they are.


I worry that you know about the condition of his b*ll*cks.
A Random Link
I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!

Quote:
You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.


 
 
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