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I hate the following euphemisms:

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Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

7^th Apr 2008 at 8:09 pm

I blue myself.

Feminine itch.

Or other stuff from such vagsil and making-your-vagina-smell-less-fishy adverts. HAVE A GODDAMN WASH!

Also, another advert something along the lines of: "I went to the loo and I couldn't go/ it was...hard..."

(Who the hell talks about that with a group of friends over a coffee anyway?!)

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Rayanne Graff

| 75,997 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 9:03 am

River Phoenix

(i'm not sure if it's a euphemism, but i dislike the word curvy. i also think it's pretentious that some extras refer to themselves as background artists.)

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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8^th Apr 2008 at 10:56 am

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

(i'm not sure if it's a euphemism, but i dislike the word curvy. i also think it's pretentious that some extras refer to themselves as background artists.)

Oh god thats almost as bad as the people who work in Schuh, that have t-shirts saying 'shoe technician'. I believe Subway monkeys also call themselves 'sandwitch artists'.

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Rayanne Graff

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8^th Apr 2008 at 11:02 am

River Phoenix

(Oh, and it also bugs me that some Americans say holidays instead of Christmas.)

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 11:50 am

Hope is important.

Quote: thelostdude

Making Love.

I like "making love" - it is pretty sweet and romantic, I think. :-[

I hate "screwing" and "f*cking" - they are really horrible.

Also...
- He is a friend of Dorothy.
- He shops at the Quik-e-mart.
- He rides with the Rohirrim.

:-[

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Apr 2008

It hurts too much not to try.
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PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 2:20 pm

The original potato.

Snuffed it, popped one, passed away, pushing daisies, gone to a better place, sent to the Shadow Realm. Basically any euphemism for death.

Multiplied if followed by the cheesy "Don't worry, I'm sure he/she's out there, somewhere, looking down on us..." Gawh!

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 7:12 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

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I am a bagel sculptor.

I will give you a tenner if the next bagel you make looks like Rodin's "The Kiss"

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 7:45 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

I never said I'd pay him well.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 7:49 pm

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Aye, cause when you actually do just sleep, it's very hard to make people believe this as there's no other way to say it

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