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I hate the following euphemisms:

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Colin

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6^th Apr 2008 at 10:45 pm

The Little Boys' Room
Making Love
Sleeping Together
Pro-Life
New Labour

(continue.)

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Tobias Fünke

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6^th Apr 2008 at 10:48 pm

I blue myself.

"I'm off to powder my nose"
Pushing up daisies, kicked the bucket, passed, gone on...just say dead!
Downsizing,
Technicolour yawn.

Analrapist.

Albert Johanneson

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6^th Apr 2008 at 10:55 pm

Outside-left

bump uglies
diversity quota

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Tobias Fünke

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6^th Apr 2008 at 10:58 pm

I blue myself.

Shag

Analrapist.

By the way, for amusing and bizarre euphemisms for male masturbation, play iSketch on the wordlist 'XXX'. Such terms always involve (random verb) the (very, very slightly phallic object).
Flaming the parsnip, wringing the Pringles can, etc.

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Colin

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6^th Apr 2008 at 11:48 pm

Quote: TheUnitedTruth

I need to add "draining the weasel" to this. blergh.

Haha, I think I've actually drawn a weasel get drained on iSketch. I know the word 'weasel' has popped up a few times. I wonder how weasels react to beavers.

Add to the list:
'beaver'

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Albert Johanneson

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6^th Apr 2008 at 11:53 pm

Outside-left

'skins party'

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wombat

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7^th Apr 2008 at 12:20 am

Technically sexy.

hug-bumpin'

I just made it up, but i detest it anyway.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

7^th Apr 2008 at 12:38 pm

Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl

- On the rag
- Saddling Old Rusty
- On the Blob
- Riding the crimson wave
- I'm on autodrip

These are dysphemisms.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

7^th Apr 2008 at 8:05 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl

- Reasserting my femininity

All over the carpet?

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

7^th Apr 2008 at 8:09 pm

I blue myself.

Feminine itch.

Or other stuff from such vagsil and making-your-vagina-smell-less-fishy adverts. HAVE A GODDAMN WASH!

Also, another advert something along the lines of: "I went to the loo and I couldn't go/ it was...hard..."

(Who the hell talks about that with a group of friends over a coffee anyway?!)

Analrapist.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 9:03 am

River Phoenix

(i'm not sure if it's a euphemism, but i dislike the word curvy. i also think it's pretentious that some extras refer to themselves as background artists.)

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Albi The Racist Dragon

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8^th Apr 2008 at 10:56 am

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

(i'm not sure if it's a euphemism, but i dislike the word curvy. i also think it's pretentious that some extras refer to themselves as background artists.)

Oh god thats almost as bad as the people who work in Schuh, that have t-shirts saying 'shoe technician'. I believe Subway monkeys also call themselves 'sandwitch artists'.

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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 11:02 am

River Phoenix

(Oh, and it also bugs me that some Americans say holidays instead of Christmas.)

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 11:50 am

Hope is important.

Quote: thelostdude

Making Love.

I like "making love" - it is pretty sweet and romantic, I think. :-[

I hate "screwing" and "f*cking" - they are really horrible.

Also...
- He is a friend of Dorothy.
- He shops at the Quik-e-mart.
- He rides with the Rohirrim.

:-[

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Apr 2008

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PsyPo

| 2,175 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 2:20 pm

The original potato.

Snuffed it, popped one, passed away, pushing daisies, gone to a better place, sent to the Shadow Realm. Basically any euphemism for death.

Multiplied if followed by the cheesy "Don't worry, I'm sure he/she's out there, somewhere, looking down on us..." Gawh!

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Freshly Squeezed Cynic

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8^th Apr 2008 at 7:12 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew

I am a bagel sculptor.

I will give you a tenner if the next bagel you make looks like Rodin's "The Kiss"

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts

8^th Apr 2008 at 7:45 pm

apparently the big pink bastard is me

I never said I'd pay him well.

Filled with existential dread and toast.

Organised Confusion

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8^th Apr 2008 at 7:49 pm

Quote: thelostdude

Sleeping Together

Aye, cause when you actually do just sleep, it's very hard to make people believe this as there's no other way to say it

Colin

| 10,038 posts

9^th Apr 2008 at 6:32 am

Quote: little_blue_fox

Quote: thelostdude

Making Love.

I like "making love" - it is pretty sweet and romantic, I think. :-[

Well, yeah, that's my problem with it.

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Quote: thelostdude

Sleeping Together

Aye, cause when you actually do just sleep, it's very hard to make people believe this as there's no other way to say it

Exactly. Plus the fact Sleeping Together means not sleeping together.

I'm so hostile to things like this because I take most things literally at first even if I've heard the phrase before (as if on reflex) THEN realise what it's inferring.

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Dr Namgge

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11^th Apr 2008 at 12:34 pm

Quote: thelostdude

Quote: little_blue_fox
Quote: thelostdude

Making Love.

I like "making love" - it is pretty sweet and romantic, I think. :-[

Well, yeah, that's my problem with it.

Quote: BaBuShKa666
Quote: thelostdude

Sleeping Together

Aye, cause when you actually do just sleep, it's very hard to make people believe this as there's no other way to say it

Exactly. Plus the fact Sleeping Together means not sleeping together.

I'm so hostile to things like this because I take most things literally at first even if I've heard the phrase before (as if on reflex) THEN realise what it's inferring.

I keep having this evil dream where I've masterred proper cockney rhyming slang, find Colin, and talk to him in it until his head explodes. I just need to learn more cockney terms

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learrggh

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13^th Apr 2008 at 11:25 pm

Quote: Look_Dad_No_Tunes

Feminine itch.

Also, another advert something along the lines of: "I went to the loo and I couldn't go/ it was...hard..."

(Who the hell talks about that with a group of friends over a coffee anyway?!)

DULCO EASE.

I was absolutely stunned into silence when I saw that advert at first, I couldn't believe they were trying to pass it off as a serious conversation that might happen over lunch...

'I had a big pain in my life...'

/retch et c etc.

learrggh

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15^th Apr 2008 at 12:26 am

I don't think it was even constipation, they said something like -

'it doesn't make you go more often, but does make it more comfortable when you do go'

...

rock hard stools. marvellous.

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

15^th Apr 2008 at 12:32 am

Grog me.

'Gutted'. Just a horrible term.

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Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

15^th Apr 2008 at 3:27 am

Outside-left

Quote: mancombseepgood

'Gutted'. Just a horrible term.

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