I hate the following euphemisms:

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Colin

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6th Apr 2008 at 11:45 pm

Colin -

 
The Little Boys' Room
Making Love
Sleeping Together
Pro-Life
New Labour


(continue.)
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Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


6th Apr 2008 at 11:48 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
"I'm off to powder my nose"
Pushing up daisies, kicked the bucket, passed, gone on...just say dead!
Downsizing,
Technicolour yawn.
Analrapist.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


6th Apr 2008 at 11:55 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
bump uglies
diversity quota

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


6th Apr 2008 at 11:58 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Shag
Analrapist.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


7th Apr 2008 at 12:23 am

Colin -

 
By the way, for amusing and bizarre euphemisms for male masturbation, play iSketch on the wordlist 'XXX'. Such terms always involve (random verb) the (very, very slightly phallic object).
Flaming the parsnip, wringing the Pringles can, etc.
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Colin

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7th Apr 2008 at 12:48 am

Colin -

 
Quote: TheUnitedTruth
I need to add "draining the weasel" to this. blergh.

Haha, I think I've actually drawn a weasel get drained on iSketch. I know the word 'weasel' has popped up a few times. I wonder how weasels react to beavers.

Add to the list:
'beaver'
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Albert Johanneson

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7th Apr 2008 at 12:53 am

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 

wombat

| 8,154 posts


7th Apr 2008 at 1:20 am

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
hug-bumpin'

I just made it up, but i detest it anyway.
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts


7th Apr 2008 at 1:38 pm

Dissimulation -

 
Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl

- On the rag
- Saddling Old Rusty
- On the Blob
- Riding the crimson wave
- I'm on autodrip


These are dysphemisms.

Freshly Squeezed Cynic

| 6,189 posts


7th Apr 2008 at 9:05 pm

Freshly Squeezed Cynic - apparently the big pink bastard is me

apparently the big pink bastard is me

 
Quote: Wierd_Welshgirl
- Reasserting my femininity


All over the carpet?


 
 
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