ok everyone

STOP COPYING ME!!!!!

everyone seems to be doing what i do , just a month after me. yet still im not getting any respect here, or on zine

yegods!!! the toads were true. !!

nooooo... were all gonna be bent down as cheese slaves on the vally of the ape lawmens home spryer!!!


nnaapppleeee...

oh and its now illegal to use "age" on the end of your words and titles as i invented that..

maximum tentage>>>see

because hes a comedy genius, FOOL!

yup plagiarism of outcastisms aint good

yay for be comidie genoiussssss..... i think thats what she called me??

what the heck is that?

*SERVBOT-R* --- er it mean your funny boss.

really? but that cant be right??!! cannit?

*SERVBOT-R* --- shure is boss.

oh, ok. lets go get some milkshake to selibrate *SERVBOT3-R*--- yay!

OK, here's my rants!
1. Anyone seen Bo Selecta? Pure genius, especially Enrique's Mole!
2. League of Gentleman rules. So don't argue.
3. I spend too much time watching TV.
4. Today I found out that my ex cheated on me with another girl for three months. I'm just a wee bit peeved.......
5. I wish I was like the S Club Juniors and could find a new direction in life at the age of 12. I'm 17, and still haven't.
6. OK, who bought The Ketchup Song? WHO?!
7. The people who own the newsagents I work in do my head in. They are called Rosie and Jim, and Jim takes about 5 minutes to get a joke, and when he finally gets it he starts wheezing. Apparently, he calls it laughing. Oh yeah, and he left the toilet door unlocked, so I walked in on him on the crapper. Uuuuurgh......
8. Tae Kwon do tonight, with my sadistic instructor Grant. He thinks that making me do 45 press-ups is a treat. Maybe for him.....
9. That's it!