Kim: Why Micheal Winner? Is it for the awful tv adverts he does? George: Yeah, but had Nelson Mandela done those adverts people would campaigning to re-imprison him.
It hurts too much not to try. I will see you in another life when we are both cats. Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.
Jen: WHY??! How did it get to this point? Where I have to deny timmy Mallet? How!
S. R. Duck: Off to Tescos. Need bread and bin bags. Me: to feed the ducks then kill them and bury them?
James: they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny
(too long to be a banner, but f*ck me is this one funny) Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Happy Days ended when Mr. Cunningham worke up and it was all a dream. Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz never existed. Freshly Squeezed Cynic: And he woke up with bloodstained hands and three dead bodies on the ground. Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz told him to do it. Freshly Squeezed Cynic: No-one near Arnold's diner survived. Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Eeeeeeyyyy
Topper: Hi Sammy, how are you and your gums? Got them back yet? Rofflecopter. I'm alright, bought some Daz today, you know, just for the craic.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just.
There are eons of Quote threads, yes? Too much to go through individually? How about we divide the task by twenties of pages or something, and just trust each other's opinions? Or each person could just narrow it down to all those suitable (hence one-liners).
EvilTongs:
It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel:
Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa:
I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.