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Captain Mal Reynolds

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13th Jan 2009 at 3:31 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Martin's tastebuds are individually shaped like Roy Cropper

I'm not English, I was born on a trapeze

thought of a funny joke. Phil and Seren sounds like Fill Answer In. hehehe. keep that one

To practise the sucking of old ladies...

never fear, the p*ssed on corpse is here!

not just any lube,either... ..CAMEL lube

The next person to use numbers as parts of words dies. In the face
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,255 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 3:35 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Colin: Pinnochio is the worst actor. So wooden.

Kim: Why Micheal Winner? Is it for the awful tv adverts he does?
George: Yeah, but had Nelson Mandela done those adverts people would campaigning to re-imprison him.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 3:49 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.

Albert Johanneson

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13th Jan 2009 at 4:00 pm

Albert Johanneson - Outside-left

Outside-left

 
Quote: Lilac_Leopard
Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom
I'd like a banner that says, 'Dan: "[2002-Present]"'.

Thanks in advance.


I think there should be one that says 'Ladies, fancy a good time? Call [Dan's Phone number]"

Like an online phonebox...


Pfft, everyone has it by now.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,850 posts


13th Jan 2009 at 4:12 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Jen: WHY??! How did it get to this point? Where I have to deny timmy Mallet? How!

S. R. Duck: Off to Tescos. Need bread and bin bags.
Me: to feed the ducks then kill them and bury them?

James: they're like condoms filled with black pudding. there's no human way thats not funny

(too long to be a banner, but f*ck me is this one funny)
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Happy Days ended when Mr. Cunningham worke up and it was all a dream.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz never existed.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: And he woke up with bloodstained hands and three dead bodies on the ground.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: The Fonz told him to do it.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: No-one near Arnold's diner survived.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic: Eeeeeeyyyy

Topper: Hi Sammy, how are you and your gums? Got them back yet? Rofflecopter. I'm alright, bought some Daz today, you know, just for the craic.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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13th Jan 2009 at 5:41 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
A few more:

wombat: you know what? I've never seen a priest vomit.

Topper: I wonder what would happen If I tried to crawl up inside of my own a*s.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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13th Jan 2009 at 5:43 pm

Colin -

 
There are eons of Quote threads, yes?
Too much to go through individually?
How about we divide the task by twenties of pages or something, and just trust each other's opinions?
Or each person could just narrow it down to all those suitable (hence one-liners).
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Colin

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13th Jan 2009 at 7:54 pm

Colin -

 
Okay. I was thinking of it that way because I remember none
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SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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13th Jan 2009 at 7:58 pm

 
"I'm Colin. Can I organise something?"


 
 
((: hello! i see ur messages! my life is cool! how are you? if ur still here
Claire: I'm OK ta, what brings you to these parts? It's been a long time and I often wondered how you were getting on.
((: i'm back because i'm a youth worker now + there are things on here that could do with being swept under the rug, lmao. especially because i used to be a bit more, er. completely useless at not giving out personal information online.
Claire: Well if it helps there is an option now to hide your posts unless someone is signed in
Claire: And I think new sign ups are off
Claire: In your profile there's an option
((: yeah! i've hit that ty <3 I'm just cleaning out stuff a wee bit anyways like, belt and braces.
((: it did mean having to confront my 12 year old poetry but i survived that with the help of a large glass of wine
the doc: F*cking hell, is that Tabby?!
the doc: Always wondered what happened to you
the doc: Hope life's treating you well after all these years. Them were some f*cked up times we lived through.
the doc: Ah man, it was weeks ago. Ah well. If you drop by again, send us a quick PM and let us know how you're doing. I'd love to hear from you. I'm all grown up with kids and everything. Madness.
Luco El Loco: Greetings and salutations for anyone passing through.
SayNotAWord: Does this thing still work?
SayNotAWord: Oh good - I ended up here at the end of a Mega Zine nostalgia rabbit hole
SayNotAWord: Nice to see there's still life in this glorious old place
SayNotAWord: It's ya boy, Parsley Possum
Luco El Loco: Hello
Emma: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Luco El Loco: Wow I haven't heard that one in a while.

 

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