The Chauvinist Thread

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Dissimulation

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26th Apr 2006 at 1:52 am

Dissimulation -

 
I think most of that list is why I'm banned from the local swimming pool.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


29th Apr 2006 at 5:39 pm

 
Quote:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it


My mum told me never to open a man's beer for them (at home only as bartending is fine) because its not lady like and they can "bloody do it themselves, bloody stupid man getting a 5 year old to open his beer, stupid man." She rants.

My mum has become more feminist in her old age. She's replaced my dad's name with the word stupid. And he responds. And that, my friends is how you pussy whip a 50 year old male chauvinistic pig.

Lianne

| 9,643 posts


1st May 2006 at 9:47 am

 
Wow, I'm a man, except for the scratching and p*ssing (but thats only cuz i've got a bath).... Making mohawks with shampoo will NEVER get old or any less funny

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


11th May 2006 at 10:50 pm

Jewbacca -

 
I laughed SO hard at that showering one when I first read it. I used to have a chauvinist joke book. Memories
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Alpaca

| 5,875 posts


30th May 2006 at 1:29 pm

Alpaca -

 
hehe

who'd have thought lady bashing'd be so cool   .

nah seriously, they are funny.... although i hate the "how many ______ does it take to fit a lightbulb" format.

grr

hmmm. ladies, i think we should add a few female chovo jokes.... shame im too thick to think of any. and im not even blonde. *f*ck me, its catching*


 
 
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