The Chauvinist Thread

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26th Apr 2006 at 2:52 am

Dissimulation -

I think most of that list is why I'm banned from the local swimming pool.


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29th Apr 2006 at 6:39 pm

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it

My mum told me never to open a man's beer for them (at home only as bartending is fine) because its not lady like and they can "bloody do it themselves, bloody stupid man getting a 5 year old to open his beer, stupid man." She rants.

My mum has become more feminist in her old age. She's replaced my dad's name with the word stupid. And he responds. And that, my friends is how you pussy whip a 50 year old male chauvinistic pig.


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1st May 2006 at 10:47 am

Wow, I'm a man, except for the scratching and p*ssing (but thats only cuz i've got a bath).... Making mohawks with shampoo will NEVER get old or any less funny


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11th May 2006 at 11:50 pm

Jewbacca -

I laughed SO hard at that showering one when I first read it. I used to have a chauvinist joke book. Memories


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30th May 2006 at 2:29 pm

Alpaca -


who'd have thought lady bashing'd be so cool   .

nah seriously, they are funny.... although i hate the "how many ______ does it take to fit a lightbulb" format.


hmmm. ladies, i think we should add a few female chovo jokes.... shame im too thick to think of any. and im not even blonde. *f*ck me, its catching*

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