Monday 25th January 2010.

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Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:18 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page One.

Thunderstruck. I put all my Jaffa Cakes in the biscuit box, but my dad was really mad because they make all the other biscuits taste like Jaffa Cakes too. Apparently this is a bad thing? Oh my goodness! We have called the police! - Marcel is really worried your Dad should not be allowed near people.

The Shamrocking Bogman. I'd be great in a film where you have to improvise. Improvising is easy. Almost everything I say is improvised. The rest is carefully planned in advance using a phonetic keyboard, voice modulator and a calculator, incase I have to speak in numbers. I'm spontaneous and good at improvising too. Except on tuesdays, when I'm controlled by a robot called Humphrey.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:19 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Two.

Colonial Foot Soldier. Because of the icy road conditions, I crashed my car into a big sign for a Funeral home and three of the letters fell down. It wasn't fun. N-ice!

Envy Adams. I really like my coffee how I really like all my girls - it is really sweet and white, and milky (and also lots of chocolate sprinkles too). Oh my goodness! - I am sorry I am really silly and creepy - I do not like coffee at-all! Also, lots of bees too.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:20 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Three.

Christmas.

Christmas always reminds me of my friend, Mona Lisa, who has 2 glass eyes. The glass eyes actually have some iron in the centre. They look really weird. Why do I think of him every Christmas? 4 years ago, I got a magnet for Christmas. His eyes started following me around the room.
He had the nickname Mona Lisa before that though. He has luscious hair.

Paddy Irishman.

Well, I always found you attractive...
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:20 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Four.

Shadows.

Oh my goodness! - I am really scared of my own shadow. He is really mean and horrible. - He is really rude about all my friends, and also he stole my books and ate all my muffins. He made an apology cake, but it was a coconut cake! He is a terrible monster!

Little Blue Fox.

You could try to scare him away withh shadow puppet monsters, maybe? Get a godzilla toy and put it near a lamp, giving it a big shadow and therefore an advantage. Warning: may create two mad godzillas.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:20 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Five.

Sabotaging Fox Hunts With Fireworks.

- We could use lots of rockets to try to make little jetpacks for all the foxes.
- Try to hypnotise all the horses with sparklers.
- We could use little catherine wheels to make forcefiled for all the foxes too.
- Swop the huntmaster's horn for a rocket.

The Boney King of Nowhere.

Ignite the whole Royal Family...too far?
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:21 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Six.

Mythical Creatures.

- Drama Llama - They get really offended amd upset really easily. They are really melodramtic!!!
- Grumble Bees - The are really rude and complainy about everything. - The hive is too hot; all the worker bees are really lazy; all the honey smells like slippers.
- Worry Bunnies - They worry about lots of scary horrible things for you.
- Bipolar Bears - Sometimes they are snuggly care bears, but some other times they are really grizzly.
- Dream Owls - They hold you hand and make lots of fabby daydreams and images when you are still awake.

Little Blue Fox.

WLW - A giraffe who lives with a monkey and SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FIRED!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:21 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page Seven.

Zodiac Killer Movie Taglines.

- He Taurus apart!
- He is really A-scare-rius!
- There is no cure for Cancer.
- He will cut you to Pisces!
- He will Saggi-terroize you!
- Libraaaagh! My eyes!
- He will punch you in the ovAries (with his mind).
- Leo-thal!
- He will sting you like a Scorpio!
- He looks like John Virgo (aaagh!).
- Someone might get deCapricated!
- Twins are just creepy (and deadly!).

Griffplar of Doom and The Soul Cake Duck.

Aagh! 'Zine is scary today. So I will make myself invisible because I'm scared of zombies, nevermind deadly astrology.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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25th Jan 2010 at 12:22 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
*Deleted and Unseen Things.


Thunderstruck. I put all my Jaffa Cakes in the biscuit box, but my dad was really mad because they make all the other biscuits taste like Jaffa Cakes too. Apparently this is a bad thing?

- Yes, it is bad because there will be even more cake/biscuit confusion.

- Do me a wafer! You Dad really takes the biscuit!

- Why don't you tell your Dad to f*ck off?


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Sabotaging Fox Hunts With Fireworks.

- We could use lots of rockets to try to make little jetpacks for all the foxes.
- Try to hypnotise all the horses with sparklers.
- We could use little catherine wheels to make forcefiled for all the foxes too.
- Swop the huntmaster's horn for a rocket.

The Boney King of Nowhere.

- You could use the sparklers to spell out SOS and hope a superhero appears.

- I dated a Catherine Wheel once. Well, not a date - I just took her out for a spin.






Edited by Little Blue Fox. Feb 2010
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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4th Feb 2010 at 1:15 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
*Some other deleted and unseen things too.

Thunderstruck. I put all my Jaffa Cakes in the biscuit box, but my dad was really mad because they make all the other biscuits taste like Jaffa Cakes too. Apparently this is a bad thing? Maybe he has an Aladdin-style allergy to Jaffa?

The Shamrocking Bogman. I'd be great in a film where you have to improvise. Improvising is easy. Almost everything I say is improvised. The rest is carefully planned in advance using a phonetic keyboard, voice modulator and a calculator, incase I have to speak in numbers. I wish something had been pre-programmed for me here!

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Sabotaging Fox Hunts With Fireworks.

- We could use lots of rockets to try to make little jetpacks for all the foxes.
- Try to hypnotise all the horses with sparklers.
- We could use little catherine wheels to make forcefiled for all the foxes too.
- Swop the huntmaster's horn for a rocket.

The Boney King of Nowhere.

Don't rockets explode? The poor foxes!



It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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4th Feb 2010 at 1:16 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: Eyes Wide Terrified., Feb 2010
*Some other deleted and unseen things too.

Maybe he has an Aladdin-style allergy to Jaffa?


It is really funny, I think!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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4th Feb 2010 at 1:22 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Eyes Wide Terrified., Jan 2010
- Why don't you tell your Dad to f*ck off?


I still prefer my one
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoƫ: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.


 
 
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