Friday 31st July 2009.

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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:27 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One.

Oh sh*t.

I went to the Disabled Toilet.
It wouldn't flush.

Lazy Phobos.

For this edition of Alterna-'Zine
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THE LINE HAS BEEN UN-DISABLED!

Edited by Megazine Letters. Aug 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:30 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two.

Biscuit.

Chef: I've finished my new kind of biscuit!
Executive: Let me try it...
Chef: I must warn you, it's-
Executive: It's tasteless! How can we market this?
Chef: You said the public always want new biscuits...
Executive: I've got it! We'll write 'NICE' on it. That should work.

Unfair! No!

The only biscuits I eat are Digestives
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BECAUSE I LIKE SITTING ON TOILETS.

Megazine Letters.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:31 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three.

Sprinkles the Uncertain Cat.

Whats, that Sprinkles?
*meow meow*.
You are going to be Schrodinger's new cat?
*meow*.
You are not sure? He wrote his reply in a letter?
*meow*.
You are not sure until you open the envelope?
*meow meow!!*.
Oh gosh - I can open the envelope. Paws are not so helpful, I guess!

Little Blue Fox.

I got two letters from Buridan's A*s
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DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO OPEN FIRST THOUGH.

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2^nd Aug 2009 at 5:32 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four.

Sprouts.

Sprouts are green
just like Zine
They aren't mean
they are clean
Can be seen
by many beans
Worse than margarine
better than tangerines.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

Rhyming 'green' with 'tangerines'
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YOU REALLY ARE THE QUEEN!

PI.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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