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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Aug 2009 at 6:27 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One.

Oh sh*t.

I went to the Disabled Toilet.
It wouldn't flush.

Lazy Phobos.

For this edition of Alterna-'Zine
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THE LINE HAS BEEN UN-DISABLED!


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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Aug 2009 at 6:30 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two.

Biscuit.

Chef: I've finished my new kind of biscuit!
Executive: Let me try it...
Chef: I must warn you, it's-
Executive: It's tasteless! How can we market this?
Chef: You said the public always want new biscuits...
Executive: I've got it! We'll write 'NICE' on it. That should work.

Unfair! No!

The only biscuits I eat are Digestives
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BECAUSE I LIKE SITTING ON TOILETS.
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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Aug 2009 at 6:31 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three.

Sprinkles the Uncertain Cat.

Whats, that Sprinkles?
*meow meow*.
You are going to be Schrodinger's new cat?
*meow*.
You are not sure? He wrote his reply in a letter?
*meow*.
You are not sure until you open the envelope?
*meow meow!!*.
Oh gosh - I can open the envelope. Paws are not so helpful, I guess!

Little Blue Fox.

I got two letters from Buridan's A*s
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DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO OPEN FIRST THOUGH.
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Megazine Letters.

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2nd Aug 2009 at 6:32 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four.

Sprouts.

Sprouts are green
just like Zine
They aren't mean
they are clean
Can be seen
by many beans
Worse than margarine
better than tangerines.

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House.

Rhyming 'green' with 'tangerines'
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YOU REALLY ARE THE QUEEN!


PI.

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