Friday 22nd May 2009 (Alternazine).

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,255 posts


23rd May 2009 at 3:11 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Another random day, another Alternazine. Starting to get comfy in this position, though maybe someone else would like to have a go? I don't want to hog the thing, but I'd be glad to do as many as possible, because I'm awesome like that. Hope everyone is well, let's get ready for Alternazine 3!

Page 1.

Vampire Poem.

i am not a vampire
as i'm hopeful and not scared of light
i am not a vampire
because i hardly ever bite
i am not a vampire
my teeth aren't quite that funny
i am not a vampire
as i like to hug the bunnies.

Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House.

*keeps crucifix and garlic close just to be on the safe side*.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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23rd May 2009 at 3:13 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 2.

Recession.

Man, this recession is really tough. Everybody has been eating very unhealthy foods to save money, but even then, they're completely broke as no-one saw this coming. Most people can't even afford to pay for a gym membership to lose the weight. I guess we'll all just have to tighten our belts.

Colonial Foot Soldier.

That's a bit harsh, maybe we should cut them some slack.
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

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23rd May 2009 at 3:14 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 3.

They made me do it...

A voice in my head: Kill them! Do it!
My voice: Excuse me?
A voice in my head: Is this Pol Pot's head?
My voice: No..?
A voice in my head: Oh my gosh - I am really sorry. I am in the wrong head!
Another voice in my head: Please can we eat lots of cake and milkshakes?
Me: Yay!

The Soul Cake Duck.

I bought a remote control to mute the voices in my head. There were too many!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,255 posts


23rd May 2009 at 3:16 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Page 4.

News Stories.

- TAX CUTS APPAL IDERMISTS
- DOHERTY ON MOSS - "IT'S KINDA SOFT UNDER MY SHOES"
- 100S OF JOBS LOST - DETECTIVE HIRED
- NORTHERNER STATES "DON'T INCLUDE TEXAS"
- UK HAS "TOO MUCH" OBESE PEOPLE
- TRAINED FALLER FALLS DOWN WELL

Gennen Vertebrae.

INVERTABRATES CLAIM THEY AREN'T ALL SPINELESS.


It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


23rd May 2009 at 8:29 pm

Colin -

 
Great stuff
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Griff

| 764 posts


23rd May 2009 at 8:36 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote:
- DOHERTY ON MOSS - "IT'S KINDA SOFT UNDER MY SHOES"
- NORTHERNER STATES "DON'T INCLUDE TEXAS"


I laughed so much!
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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,255 posts


26th May 2009 at 11:56 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
Page 3.

They made me do it...

A voice in my head: Kill them! Do it!
My voice: Excuse me?
A voice in my head: Is this Pol Pot's head?
My voice: No..?
A voice in my head: Oh my gosh - I am really sorry. I am in the wrong head!
Another voice in my head: Please can we eat lots of cake and milkshakes?
Me: Yay!

The Soul Cake Duck.

I bought a remote control to mute the voices in my head. There were too many!


Oh gosh - I am sorry it is really weird. It is a really old letter. I am not sure it is good at-all. I hope it is ok. :-[

Edited by Little Blue Fox. May 2009
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts


27th May 2009 at 3:03 pm

Delirium Tremens -

 
Made me laugh.


 
 
((: hello! i see ur messages! my life is cool! how are you? if ur still here
Claire: I'm OK ta, what brings you to these parts? It's been a long time and I often wondered how you were getting on.
((: i'm back because i'm a youth worker now + there are things on here that could do with being swept under the rug, lmao. especially because i used to be a bit more, er. completely useless at not giving out personal information online.
Claire: Well if it helps there is an option now to hide your posts unless someone is signed in
Claire: And I think new sign ups are off
Claire: In your profile there's an option
((: yeah! i've hit that ty <3 I'm just cleaning out stuff a wee bit anyways like, belt and braces.
((: it did mean having to confront my 12 year old poetry but i survived that with the help of a large glass of wine
the doc: F*cking hell, is that Tabby?!
the doc: Always wondered what happened to you
the doc: Hope life's treating you well after all these years. Them were some f*cked up times we lived through.
the doc: Ah man, it was weeks ago. Ah well. If you drop by again, send us a quick PM and let us know how you're doing. I'd love to hear from you. I'm all grown up with kids and everything. Madness.
Luco El Loco: Greetings and salutations for anyone passing through.
SayNotAWord: Does this thing still work?
SayNotAWord: Oh good - I ended up here at the end of a Mega Zine nostalgia rabbit hole
SayNotAWord: Nice to see there's still life in this glorious old place
SayNotAWord: It's ya boy, Parsley Possum
Luco El Loco: Hello
Emma: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Luco El Loco: Wow I haven't heard that one in a while.

 

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