Friday 15th May 2009 (Alternazine).

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Megazine Letters.

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15th May 2009 at 11:44 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Hello, and welcome to my second slash the second Alternazine so far. I really like the idea of helping in the venting of whatever you want to say, and appreciate DJ's efforts in this and everyone else for keeping an open mind about this; I'm not as good as WLW, but I'll try. I'd be pleased to do more of these, but also give other people a go if they want. Enjoy! (please).
From Griff.


Page One.

Gennen Vertebrae. My Mexican friend is clearly very agitated, and I have no idea why; I just can't understand Hispanic. It's all Greek to me.

hattered Snaity.I went to the park today. It is really messy and busy, but also it is really cool and fun too. - It is swings and roundabouts, I think! If you went to the fair you could always dodgem.

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Megazine Letters.

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15th May 2009 at 11:45 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two.

Dictionaryhead.

Throughout my formative years I was ostracised for my vocabulary, which seemed to render peers tumultuous despite its comparitive limits - mere simple words such as "Vulgar". "Juvenile". "Repugnant". "Imbeciles". "Surround me"...
Mother Dear liked it, though. It made her laugh. She has this weird little laugh that involves tears.

Hoopsten Bargecroft.

You lost me at ostrich eyes.

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Megazine Letters.

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15th May 2009 at 11:46 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Dessert Island Discs.

- (ice cream) - Radiohead.
- Eton Trifles - The Jam.
- Cherub Rock Cakes - Smashing Pumpkins.
- Ready to Apple Crumble - PJ and Duncan.
- Tart-Shaped Box - Nirvana.
- Jelly Cat - Phoebe Bouffat.
- Cheese Board Out Of My Mind - Manic Street Preachers.
- Welcome To The Black Forest Gateau Parade - My Chemical Romance.
- Life's Too Shortcake - Lightning Seeds.
- Chunky Money Gone To Heaven - Pixies.

Little Blue Fox.

I used to like "Reason Is Cheesecake" by Kasabian. Now I prefer Banoffee Pie.
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Megazine Letters.

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15th May 2009 at 11:47 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four.

It's Happening!

I was talking to Prince Kong about this swine flu the other day. He's not very bright and didn't understand what was happening. He asked me to explain it to him, but I said "Yeah, I'll do that...when pigs fly!" Then I realised...Swine = Pig. Flu = Flew. Pigs have started to fly! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS! Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.

Certainly would make bacon sarnies a bit different.

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Megazine Letters.

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15th May 2009 at 11:49 am

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five.

Children's TV...Diagnosed!

- Cookie monster - bulimia.
- Stop It - Hyperactive.
- Tidy Up - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
- Skeletor - Anorexia.
- Mr Benn - Schizophrenia/multiple personality disorder.
- Bagpuss - ME.
- Why Bird - Superiority Complex.

I'm sorry I've ruined all your childhood memories.

Miss Whiskers.

You've not ruined all of them! I have secret ones. Like ReBoot. Oh cursors.

GoD.


Edited by Megazine Letters. Sept 2009
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Rayanne Graff

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15th May 2009 at 5:17 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good. :-*
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Griff

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15th May 2009 at 5:19 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i don't think anyone can be as good as WLW; but it was still good.   :-*


Thank you.
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Rayanne Graff

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15th May 2009 at 7:07 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
It's OK. Oh, and i just noticed that banoffee was mentioned on page 3. Amazingly, i had banoffee yesterday.
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Little Blue Fox.

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21st May 2009 at 3:07 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote: megazineletters
Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.


It is really funny, I think!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Captain Mal Reynolds

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21st May 2009 at 3:20 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
Quote: megazineletters
Page Four.

It's Happening!

Wait.. they can fly up there...SWIM TO THE SEA!

Paddy Irishman.


It is really funny, I think!


No need to think. It is funny. Or at least, thats what I was aiming for

Cheers
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Griff

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21st May 2009 at 5:59 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Sh*t, just realised I'd got Shattered Sanity wrong... Sorry, my program went weird and I didn't recheck it.
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