Tuesday, the 17th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Tally ho

Ah, so my dear, beloved Mega-Zine has been consigned to the realms of Utopia. I shall drink some champoo and port in her honour, and indulge in my customary flirtation with Twiglets and soft p*rn. Tally ho to all who sail in her.
The Brigadier

Duffy's cola ad is enough to light his fire these days.




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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

This, is a dead giraffe

I won't try to get a letter printed on the last day, so I'll leave 'Zine with a simple "Goodbye", along with an elongated section of e's, one for every day that Margaret Thatcher has read 'Zine.
Goodby.
Menome

A B*ckCh*tter till the end... she just wasn't for turning.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Mondo love poem

You're going off to Gran Can, retiring from the 'Zine. No longer will you grace our, Teletext machine. No more will you have to, put up with our demands. It's sea and sun and J**** C****, along the golden sands. Alas, we shall all miss you, and equally, each other. If we could do it all again, there's nothing that I'd ruther.
Goodnight, 'Ziners; everywhere.
Mondo
Fare ye well... see you in the dunes old chum.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

Goodbyeee

Well I guess my time travelling adventure is over. I will miss you all, especially WLW. I just got a message from Future Me claiming that I would be on a spaceship headed for the sun and die then-ish. I'll take this chance to say goodbye: you've been great, so long and thanks for the fish. Hmm, space travel is cheap so I might book a trip.
Can't forget to pack Guess Who though.
Griffplar Of Doom
Professor Plum, in the library, with a dagger. Oh.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

Back to life

I give Mega-Zine two years before it returns, seeing as comebacks are all the rage these days. Wacko Jacko is returning and Rocky Balboa didn't let being old stop him from giving one of today's whippersnappers a pounding. However, a WLW comeback would blow both of these out of the water. After all, they have nothing on a gay giraffe (if my prediction doesn't come true, I'll hold Myleene Klass responsible).
Sonic Goof (Vaseline Vic's No. 1 Fan)
A 50-night stand in 2011? I'm there.

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


That was entertainment

Goodbye and good luck, WLW. Thanks for all the entertainment. Who knew that insanity could be such fun. *Sniff, wipes mote from eye* Hugs and kisses.
The Barking Tree and Lord Poface

*Hugs*

Oh, all right. *Kisses*

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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


Careering

Dear WLW, followed your career ever since I fed you that first chocorange delight from the school minibus all those years ago. I should've been honoured to have a whole 'Zine devoted to me but I was quite upset. Sad now but also a slight feeling of relief and guilty karmic schadenfreude.
Cake Or Bisc

"Career"? That's the best compliment I've had all week.


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Megazine Letters.

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17th Mar 2009 at 6:00 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 


Ode to WLW

Oh WLW so sad to see ya go, when I read Teletext now there'll just be a hole. This old gaff was a hoot, sometimes maybe not; but if you ever said you hated it, you deserved to get shot. I can't believe this place has finally met its end, this place where I've made so many friends. My heart now, it really aches, I just want to comfort eat some J****... C****? Farewell WLW.
Interesting Chair
*Salutes* Shall we do it all again tomorrow, one last time?

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Alec

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17th Mar 2009 at 7:44 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Still wish I could have thought of something wittier for my last letter, but alas, I don't perform comedy well under a time-limit.

Griff

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17th Mar 2009 at 8:29 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Mine was written between 5 and 6:30 am, I didn't want to get any tireder or miss it.
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Griff

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18th Mar 2009 at 2:42 am

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote: Interesting_Chair
^ Ditto. I'm pleased mine made it on though, wasn't expecting it too! Even though I broke the rules and squeezed in a Jaffa Cake mention  :-[



For a second there, I experienced fear, for another mentioned J**** C****, but yours was good.
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SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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18th Mar 2009 at 2:35 pm

 
Quote: Interesting_Chair
Quote: Mollybush
Quote: Interesting_Chair
^ Ditto. I'm pleased mine made it on though, wasn't expecting it too! Even though I broke the rules and squeezed in a Jaffa Cake mention  :-[


For a second there, I experienced fear, for another mentioned J**** C****, but yours was good.


Hey thanks buddy. Yours was good too, in fact all of these letters recently have been great compared to the last time I read 'Zine over two years ago. Good to see 'Zine going out with a bang of good letters rather than a whimper of sh*te!


If you go back over the last six months or so you'll see the boxer coming out for one last inspiring surge before getting knocked exhausted to it's knees. Crapness got a few scattered decent hooks in here and there in terms of Daddypoos and Mondo, but sublimity held it's one with the vigorous one-two punch of Paddy Irishman-Vigilante Maelstrom.


 
 
Claire: And I think new sign ups are off
Claire: In your profile there's an option
((: yeah! i've hit that ty <3 I'm just cleaning out stuff a wee bit anyways like, belt and braces.
((: it did mean having to confront my 12 year old poetry but i survived that with the help of a large glass of wine
the doc: F*cking hell, is that Tabby?!
the doc: Always wondered what happened to you
the doc: Hope life's treating you well after all these years. Them were some f*cked up times we lived through.
the doc: Ah man, it was weeks ago. Ah well. If you drop by again, send us a quick PM and let us know how you're doing. I'd love to hear from you. I'm all grown up with kids and everything. Madness.
Luco El Loco: Greetings and salutations for anyone passing through.
SayNotAWord: Does this thing still work?
SayNotAWord: Oh good - I ended up here at the end of a Mega Zine nostalgia rabbit hole
SayNotAWord: Nice to see there's still life in this glorious old place
SayNotAWord: It's ya boy, Parsley Possum
Luco El Loco: Hello
Emma: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Luco El Loco: Wow I haven't heard that one in a while.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: I was in the shower and "Fluff The Evil One" randomly floated through my mind so I thought I'd stop by, hi 'ziners!
Captain Spiky: Considering I haven't been on this site for over a decade, I find it mildly terrifying that I still have an average of 1.71 posts per day...
Captain Spiky: I miss this place... Much loveage to anybody reading this x

 

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