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I probably should, I think most posts I make contain an incorrectly placed ellipsis.

Tuesday, the 10th of March, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

Missing you already

Princess Pop Have you ever noticed that when I pass a giraffe and say "Hi WLW" it walks away. Giraffes can be so rude. But not you! Goodbye! I'll miss you!

*Walks away*

Griffplar Of Doom I could be an actor or a playwright. Probably the former, given my lack of experience writing anything longer than

Perfect for the Twitterati set old boy.

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Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Two

Half baked

Jane: I bought a cake. There's a lot of currents in it though.
Me: I see no raisin for that.
Tom: A lot of orange peel too.
Me: Cake doesn't really a-peel to me.
Jane: Who's saying all these puns?
Tom: There's a man hiding in the fridge! Get out!
Me: Chill out! You guys aren't cool!
Jane: I should've bought puns instead. Oh damn, now I'm doing it. Get out!
Paddy Irishman
Just gateau-a-here!

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Three

The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Four

Bamber

WLW, it doesn't have to end this way! You've pressed all my buttons in the right order over the years, and though we drifted apart after that disagreement over the answer to Question 11, please know if you ever want to come back, all you need to do is PRESS RED TO CONTINUE.
Bamber Boozle

Coming here and flaunting your ongoing employment... how tactless.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

Remember me?

Remember Me? I was Kirby!
That short time in 2008's rainy summer when I tried to marry Princess Psycho. Well, I died shortly after, and was reincarnated as a strange pink blob called Kirby.
All I can say is "Poyu, Poyu...."
Sad to see you poyu, poyu, my giraffe-y friend.
Kirby, Formerly Of GameCentral and Mega-Zine
You're right - as pink blobs go, you are pretty strange.

Megazine Letters.

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:02 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Six.

So sad

Aw so sad 'Zine is going, how will I ever get my offers of marriage/slaveship to Princess now. *Sob sob* My best wishes to you WLW, I hope the future holds good fortune for you and yours. Take care of yourself. Princess, I will hold you in my dreams (yes, I know you're thinking razorwire). Hahaha.
GEORDYDEBBLES

Good to see you're still laughing... even if it is at your own 'jokes'.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Mar 2009

Dinglebutt

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10^th Mar 2009 at 8:29 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: megazineletters

Page Three

The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

I detect a faint hint of Colin in this letter. Weren't we making tree puns a few days ago or something?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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10^th Mar 2009 at 8:31 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: megazineletters

Page Two

Half baked

Jane: I bought a cake. There's a lot of currents in it though.
Me: I see no raisin for that.
Tom: A lot of orange peel too.
Me: Cake doesn't really a-peel to me.
Jane: Who's saying all these puns?
Tom: There's a man hiding in the fridge! Get out!
Me: Chill out! You guys aren't cool!
Jane: I should've bought puns instead. Oh damn, now I'm doing it. Get out!
Paddy Irishman
Just gateau-a-here!

Also, this will probably be my last normal 'Zine letter. One or 2 more about how 'Zine is ending, or collaborations with other writers (Colin), but last normal letter. Loved WLWs reply though. Why didn't I think of that?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 8:31 pm

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

Quote: megazineletters
Page Three

The cat and the rabbit

The Rabbit: Hi, The Cat.
The Cat: Leaf me alone, you sap. You're the root of my troubles.
The Rabbit: Why the tree puns? No trees here; this is a squash court.
The Cat: Go stem yourself.
The Rabbit: Uh-oh, I hear people coming. Be quiet!
People: Hey, that rabbit spoke!
The Rabbit: Oh no!
People: And wasn't he in Red Dwarf?
Lazy Phobos
The puninator strikes again.

I detect a faint hint of Colin in this letter. Weren't we making tree puns a few days ago or something?

We might have been, but I can't say fir sure. There were bread puns not long ago. And yes, that's me. :-[ It amused me to make a new persona in the last few weeks. I sent four or five but just two were printed so far.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dinglebutt

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10^th Mar 2009 at 8:38 pm

I aim to misbehave

I didn't notice until I read WLWs reply. I thought "Hmmm, Puninator, whoe.. WOW LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT MOTH! ...ver could he be talking about? Must be Colin"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:23 pm

That was my initial thought but I used an account which couldn't be conclusively traced to me, so assumed he was referring to your letter. Also, I read 'puninator' with a vowel like in 'puny'.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Rayanne Graff

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10^th Mar 2009 at 9:35 pm

River Phoenix

i thought it was Colin. Also, i liked the rabbitness.

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Alec

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10^th Mar 2009 at 11:36 pm

Bing Bong Changes

As I don't think I need to keep up the mystery for any more than half a day, I'm Bamber Boozler. And yes, there should have been an 'r' at the end of the name, but I appear to have not hit the 'r' key hard enough.

To be honest, I wasn't expecting this one to get printed at all.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 12:04 am

River Phoenix

Ooh. i thought the letter was from someone from VR.

Alec

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11^th Mar 2009 at 12:05 am

Bing Bong Changes

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

Ooh. i thought the letter was from someone from VR.

I'm going to perceive that as a compliment.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2009 at 12:33 am

River Phoenix

i guess it was one; i liked the letter.

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