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Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page One

The hard fax

'Zine, dumping me!? This... this has never happened... I'm always the dumper! Except for Will 3, but he went to college so he doesn't count. God, why did I ever date him? Asthma! Ew! Anyway... you didn't even send me a text to tell me! How do you think that makes me feel, WLW? Me! It's all about *me*! I'll have to dump Ben 4 now to get over it (I was thinking about it, anyway - he plays the violin. Loser.) Little Becky Big Mouth
You didn't get the fax?

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Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

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Page Two

'Zine Thing by Paper Truth

It is set to storm the charts, having clocked up 46 downloads. The upbeat music belies the dark contents of the lyric, with its undertones of lost love and bereavement. Not since the Bonzos allusion to "sweet essence of giraffe" has the ungulate been recognised in song. This reference is appropriate testimony to the leggy one's longevity. If you change some letters in "Paper Truth" it's an anagram of Tommy Cooper.
Mondo
*Forwards a copy to John Earls*

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

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Page Three

Getting the chop

Farewell, oh tall one and fellow nutters, parting is such sweet sorrow. A curse on Teletext Towers bosses. I bet they are ivory so they prefer elephants. Hugs and kisses, WLW. Resists temptation to say keep your chin up. Oh.
The Barking Tree

Take a bough TBT... Thankies for the gifts and wishes.

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

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Tabby or not tabby?

We invented a cat puninator machine to make lots of cat puns for Mega-Zine and... other purposes, but we are really worried it is broken because lots of the puns are really paw, and lots of them are quite a meowth-ful too. We're not telling tall tails, it is such purrfect fun! It is the cat's pyjamas, with the cats, and the punnage, and the HOYVIN-GLAYVIN! Oh my!
The DeLorean and Little Blue Fox
Certainly claws for concern. But lets not get hissterical. Etc, etc.

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Five

Bye bye 'Zine

Saying goodbye to 'Zine is like [Eeek! - WLW] with Patricia Routledge. Awkward, unwanted, uncomfortable and full of thoughts on how things could get so bad. They have though. And she says there won't be another series of Hetty Wainthrop Investigates. Bye 'Zine. I'd lick your tears WLW, but I don't think I could reach. Think of my tongue.
Mancomb Seepgood
Never mind Hetty - what news on Hyacinth?

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:05 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Page Six

I snap sarnies now

Why I don't like sandwich photography. 1) Margarine doesn't work on the lens. 2) I'm on a night shift. 3) Mayonnaise looks like cherry tomatoes on film. 4) Most sandwiches are taking their own pictures nowadays, at a raised arm's length or in their bathroom mirrors. 5) I'm lactose intolerant but the butter just says I'm prejudiced. 6) There's a funny smell since I killed Leon. So I'm going to be a psychic.
Rose Timp
Cue "should've seen that coming" jokes.

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Griff

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9^th Mar 2009 at 5:33 pm

(indoors)

Not particularly happy with Mondo's but then I never am.
Glad Rose Timp's saga got to continue. I liked all the ones today, except Mondo's as I'm not that mad. Mancomb, what was the word that was bleeped? I like how WLW did that, made me laugh. Which was much needed.

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Dinglebutt

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9^th Mar 2009 at 6:58 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Mollybush

Not particularly happy with Mondo's but then I never am.
Glad Rose Timp's saga got to continue. I liked all the ones today, except Mondo's as I'm not that mad. Mancomb, what was the word that was bleeped? I like how WLW did that, made me laugh. Which was much needed.

I really hope it was having sex. If it was, I dock my cap to you sir

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Griff

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9^th Mar 2009 at 8:55 pm

(indoors)

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

Quote: Mollybush
Not particularly happy with Mondo's but then I never am.
Glad Rose Timp's saga got to continue. I liked all the ones today, except Mondo's as I'm not that mad. Mancomb, what was the word that was bleeped? I like how WLW did that, made me laugh. Which was much needed.

I really hope it was having sex. If it was, I dock my cap to you sir

It probably was, I wonder if it's in the alternate 'Zine...

Colin

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9^th Mar 2009 at 9:04 pm

You mean the Obzine?

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Rayanne Graff

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10^th Mar 2009 at 12:47 pm

River Phoenix

i thought mondo ray's letter was pretentious.

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Dinglebutt

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10^th Mar 2009 at 12:49 pm

I aim to misbehave

I always have

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Griff

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10^th Mar 2009 at 2:49 pm

(indoors)

Quote: lmc

Does that mean he reads vr then?

Hopefully not. Colin sent a link to Paper Truth's myspace page the other day. Hope he doesn't find here. *crosses fingers*

SEE OTHER ACCOUNT

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10^th Mar 2009 at 3:19 pm

VR hasn't had someone to gang up on for quite some time. I for one welcome our new forty year old aspergers suffering member.

Find me over here.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/user/james

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:22 pm

Though I'm glad he seems to appreciate my music, Ray is as self-involved as ever, in his bubble where the Flaming Lips never happened, carefree to waste a sadly finite resource of a 'Zine page on such irrelevance.
He also manages to confuse 'downloads' with 'MySpace plays', but let's give the guy credit for attempting a cultural reference beyond the 1960s.
Some of the lines would be alright in a superior letter but, as always, Mondo lets his dreary, deluded self shine through in making a review of a fellow 'Ziner.
2/10

I love that bassline.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 5:23 pm

Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom

Hey if Colin and Tabbles are right then ummm Spiky Stuy might be joining our ranks soon

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SAY THAT TWICE MORE

OKAY, I JUST QUOTED IT, SO DO NOT SAY IT ONCE MORE

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Rayanne Graff

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:24 pm

River Phoenix

i think mondo is older than 40.

Also, i hope Colin and Tabby are wrong.

Colin

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10^th Mar 2009 at 6:26 pm

He refers to the '60s enough to imply that he was a young adult then.

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