Thursday, the 19th of February, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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19th Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

Leaving?

Junior Minister I can't promise you a holiday in the Bahamas - or even a rock bun - but I'll sell you a Peerage if all else fails.
Will I have to declare Squashed Strawberry's choc bribes?

Scruffy, Blackburn (IP Freely) Hey, if the black box on a plane is so strong, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Yeah, and why am I "White Line Warrior" when there's no white line any more?



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Megazine Letters.

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19th Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

Sticking in the boot in

I bought some steel-toe boots last week. In order to test their endurance, I beat them with a lumphammer, drove over them, dropped a cow on them and got Rik Waller to stand on them. The steel-toes are fine. Rest of the boots been destroyed though. I'm not a good driver and Rik Waller was hungry. He didn't go for the cow though. Odd. So very odd.
The Shamrocking Bogman

I'm told Rik has a lovely personality.

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Megazine Letters.

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19th Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

'Zine Street

When I watched Coronation Street a couple of weeks ago, I noticed that Mary mentioned J**** C****. I wonder if this means that one of the scriptwriters is a 'Ziner. Also, I hope that Colonial Foot Soldier and his tummy feel better.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Who knows, but I believe Blanche was a regular back in the late 90s.

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Megazine Letters.

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19th Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

The Underwhelming Circus!

Roll up, roll up, for a show on Earth! MARVEL at the twins from Siam! GASP at the balloon-juggler! GOGGLE at the world's tallest dwarf! LAUGH AT BUT TRY NOT TO OFFEND TOO MUCH the Bearded Man! BE ASTOUNDED by Jitters the kitten tamer! GASP AGAIN at Ariel the Fortune Guesser! BE HORRIFIED by the boy with two legs! BE AMAZED by the low-rope walker... with a safety net! All this and no more in our Medium Top!
Vigilante Maelstrom & Little Blue Fox
I felt the same watching the new 90210.

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Megazine Letters.

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19th Feb 2009 at 4:56 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

Working weak

Am I the only one not surprised that WLW was at the Job Centre? I guess you're looking for new employment. Three-day week gettin' a bit much, huh?
Otsego Munky

Way to kick a giraffe when he's down...

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Colin

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19th Feb 2009 at 6:35 pm

Colin -

 
Quote: megazineletters
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Working weak

Am I the only one not surprised that WLW was at the Job Centre? I guess you're looking for new employment. Three-day week gettin' a bit much, huh?
Otsego Munky

Way to kick a giraffe when he's down...


Poor WLW. I don't hugely blame the peoples, because WLW hasn't stated it directly and without reading it in such words, I might not let myself piece it together (and perhaps they don't always pay full attention to everything said, or remember exactly what has been said before). Still. Not nice.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Rayanne Graff

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19th Feb 2009 at 6:38 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i agree with Colin. Also, Baz's letter reminds me that i once saw a Rik Waller lookalikey in Tesco.
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Griff

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19th Feb 2009 at 6:41 pm

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
I agree with Colin, that was low. But yeah, they haven't been told.

Who predicted/ironically sent the e-mail about the Black Box?
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Dinglebutt

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19th Feb 2009 at 7:19 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Smashed_Strawberry
i agree with Colin. Also, Baz's letter reminds me that i once saw a Rik Waller lookalikey in Tesco.


If it was the cake section, then it wasn't a lookalikey

Also, was it someone from here that sent the blackbox one. Like Griff said, I made that remark about Daddypoos a few days ago, because that joke is a really old, really famous, yet terribly unfunny joke. But I didnt send that letter today
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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19th Feb 2009 at 7:23 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
It wasn't in the cake section. We (the fiancé and i) were walking out of there, and he was just coming in.
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