Monday, the 26th of January, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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26th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page One

'Zine drinking game

Ancient punchline used. *Glug*
List of ridicululously irrelevant puns. *Glug glug*
Braking Tree insissts on breing a trewe. *Glug glug gelg*
Sprinky tehCat say someth entirey inappropropriapt. *Glug glug gluglug*
I ply this gsame evvy day THen I wrte into MegaZonnne!! HIII.
ROssessss TInpog56hy7uxx!!1

On behalf of the 'Zine sub editor, I curse you.

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Megazine Letters.

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26th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Two

Add-on Takeaway

Noco Pops: Coco Pops without the cocoa.
Defrosties: Frosties without the sugar.
Half-Double Quarter Pounder: Or "2/8-pounder" for short.
Salt No Vinegar Crisps: Is the world ready?
Chocless Digestive: Actually, I don't fancy that...
De-fried Mars Bar: For Scottish slimmers.
Vigilante Maelstrom
Nut-Free Fruit & Nuts: allergy sufferers demand it!

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Megazine Letters.

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26th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Three

Not just any sandwich

For lunch I decided to grab a sandwich, literally. So I got out the moped, fired it up and whizzed up and down the high street snatching snacks from the hands of hungry office workers on their lunch hours. As a result the obesity levels in the local area have reduced by 25%. I, on the other hand, am 20 stones and I've crushed my moped.
Anyone for a cheese and pickle?
Stouffer
I literally think we all need to use "literally" more liberally. Literally.

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Megazine Letters.

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26th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Four

Quilt guilt

Person A: "Don't wait up"
Person B - Goes to bed and does an alligator death roll inside the quilt.
Person A comes home - "Oh no, Person B has hogged all the quilt", and inch by inch, manoeuvres back some quilt without disturbing Person B.
However, Person A thinks they've taken more than their fair share and ends up giving it back.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Mike Leigh called - he wants to option the film rights to your letter.

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Megazine Letters.

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26th Jan 2009 at 4:58 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Page Five

Mondacity

The greatest thing about being the most intelligent person ever to grace these pages is the daily reassurance of that fact by the jealous loonies who persist in their infantile denigration of my obvious superiority (thanks to WLW for help with the spelling and grammar).
Mondo

*Glug*
*Glug glug*

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Little Blue Fox.

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27th Jan 2009 at 10:37 am

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Strawberry and Colin's letters were really good, I think.

(thank you for mentioning Sprinkles).

Edited by Little Blue Fox. Jan 2009
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

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27th Jan 2009 at 10:43 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
best was WLWs reply to Mondos. God I f*cking love WLW lately. Not in a gay way though
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

WLW

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:18 pm

VR kicks ass!

 
*sighs* The story of my life Paddy.

Dinglebutt

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27th Jan 2009 at 3:24 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
:-*

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

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27th Jan 2009 at 4:06 pm

Colin -

 
H'awww...
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Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
Debs|OWA: o/
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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