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Friday, the 23rd of January, 2009

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Megazine Letters.

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 5:17 pm

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Philosophy corner

Since I started Philosophy at uni, it's got me thinking how cool Buddhism must be. You can come back as anything! Your afterlife is like a Kinder Surprise. You don't know what's going to come out of that little orange box (I'm assuming I'll have an orange coffin). It could be cool like a dinosaur or a falcon or or even an evil overlord! But there's always a ying to the yang... you could come back as a descendant of Mondo.
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'Ziners can be so cruel.

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Megazine Letters.

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 5:17 pm

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Euromission

Lord Webber has made a massive mistake employing that American woman to do the Euro lyrics. Has he not seen the poetical artistry emanating from our very own Sniggledywingwong?
Mondo

Alas, he's already been snapped up by Azerbaijan.

Megazine Letters.

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 5:17 pm

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Big Chef takes on...

Heston Bloomingtall (isn't that his name?) tried to take on the Little Chef, which sounded like bullying to me. Luckily what the Little Chef lacked in stature he more than made for with tenacity, and bit Heston's ankles till he gave in. He made him eat peppered bananas for tea, and Heston cried.
Stouffer

What the 'Zine needs is more blue sky thinking!

Megazine Letters.

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 5:17 pm

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Obamarama

Don't worry Obama,
no need to get in a lather,
you'll get through this drama.
Luke, I am your father.
Menome

Funny, I was just saying the same thing to Simon Schama...

Megazine Letters.

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 5:17 pm

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More News At 'Zine

We interrupt this film to bring you a special news bulletin. Scientists have finally found a cure for insomnia. Professor Love had this to say: "Researching this over the past 10 years has given us many sleepness nights. Hahaha, did I really just say that? That was a complete accident!"
We now return to Cuba Gooding Jr. in "The Fidel Castro Story".
Colonial Foot Soldier
Just a sleep of the tongue?
It's been a long week.

Alec

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23^rd Jan 2009 at 7:48 pm

Bing Bong Changes

Sorry to Chris The Sheep, my title for the Obama poem was 'With thanks to Big Bob Flapper' to acknowledge your input into creating a lyrical masterpiece.

On the other hand, it gives inspiration for another Obama rhyme - banana.

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Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

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IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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