Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 8:02 am

Jewbacca -

 
For dinner today I think I'll have meatloaf.

Yours are better
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,850 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 10:27 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My Crazy friend is Cryin' because he's Jaded in his new job making Amazing bubbly chocolate bars for Nestle. He's an Aerosmith.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 4:09 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I had the bestest Hallowe'en - we made Smashing Pumpkins!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,850 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 4:20 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Was supposed to have a blind date last February, but she never showed up. My Bloody Valentine!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:12 pm

Jewbacca -

 
I was in an arcade the other day and noticed there was a fire. It completely burned down and looked suspiciously like arson. When the police chief arrived to investigate he looked at the owner and said "ELO, ELO, ELO, what's all this then?"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,203 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:15 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I saw an imitation male gorilla once. He was a Nickelback.
*burp*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:32 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
I must insist you stop this tomfoolery. I'm Adam ant.
Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


20th Aug 2014 at 1:34 am

Jewbacca -

 
I was having a dream last night while listening to music. It was during REM.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


 
 
Claire: And I think new sign ups are off
Claire: In your profile there's an option
((: yeah! i've hit that ty <3 I'm just cleaning out stuff a wee bit anyways like, belt and braces.
((: it did mean having to confront my 12 year old poetry but i survived that with the help of a large glass of wine
the doc: F*cking hell, is that Tabby?!
the doc: Always wondered what happened to you
the doc: Hope life's treating you well after all these years. Them were some f*cked up times we lived through.
the doc: Ah man, it was weeks ago. Ah well. If you drop by again, send us a quick PM and let us know how you're doing. I'd love to hear from you. I'm all grown up with kids and everything. Madness.
Luco El Loco: Greetings and salutations for anyone passing through.
SayNotAWord: Does this thing still work?
SayNotAWord: Oh good - I ended up here at the end of a Mega Zine nostalgia rabbit hole
SayNotAWord: Nice to see there's still life in this glorious old place
SayNotAWord: It's ya boy, Parsley Possum
Luco El Loco: Hello
Emma: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Luco El Loco: Wow I haven't heard that one in a while.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: I was in the shower and "Fluff The Evil One" randomly floated through my mind so I thought I'd stop by, hi 'ziners!
Captain Spiky: Considering I haven't been on this site for over a decade, I find it mildly terrifying that I still have an average of 1.71 posts per day...
Captain Spiky: I miss this place... Much loveage to anybody reading this x

 

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