Thread for appalling and terrible jokes where the punchline is a band/solo artist.

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Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 8:02 am

Jewbacca -

 
For dinner today I think I'll have meatloaf.

Yours are better
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,848 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 10:27 am

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My Crazy friend is Cryin' because he's Jaded in his new job making Amazing bubbly chocolate bars for Nestle. He's an Aerosmith.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,255 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 4:09 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
I had the bestest Hallowe'en - we made Smashing Pumpkins!
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Captain Mal Reynolds

| 11,848 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 4:20 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Was supposed to have a blind date last February, but she never showed up. My Bloody Valentine!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:12 pm

Jewbacca -

 
I was in an arcade the other day and noticed there was a fire. It completely burned down and looked suspiciously like arson. When the police chief arrived to investigate he looked at the owner and said "ELO, ELO, ELO, what's all this then?"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,203 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:15 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
I saw an imitation male gorilla once. He was a Nickelback.
*burp*

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts


19th Aug 2014 at 6:32 pm

Tobias Fünke  - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
I must insist you stop this tomfoolery. I'm Adam ant.
Analrapist.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts


20th Aug 2014 at 1:34 am

Jewbacca -

 
I was having a dream last night while listening to music. It was during REM.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


 
 
Claire: Of course you will never see this because the shoutbox cuts everything off so the last thing I can see is something 6 posts back. Sighs.
Claire: Or maybe that's jugs an iPad thing. Anyways I'm shoutboxing like its 2005 and so that's nice
Claire: Jugs. Excellent autocorrect
Claire: If I keep posting maybe James will see
Claire: Not my jugs
Claire: Nearly thereeee
Claire: Good, well
Claire: I've really achieved something this evening
((: hello! i see ur messages! my life is cool! how are you? if ur still here
Claire: I'm OK ta, what brings you to these parts? It's been a long time and I often wondered how you were getting on.
((: i'm back because i'm a youth worker now + there are things on here that could do with being swept under the rug, lmao. especially because i used to be a bit more, er. completely useless at not giving out personal information online.
Claire: Well if it helps there is an option now to hide your posts unless someone is signed in
Claire: And I think new sign ups are off
Claire: In your profile there's an option
((: yeah! i've hit that ty <3 I'm just cleaning out stuff a wee bit anyways like, belt and braces.
((: it did mean having to confront my 12 year old poetry but i survived that with the help of a large glass of wine
the doc: F*cking hell, is that Tabby?!
the doc: Always wondered what happened to you
the doc: Hope life's treating you well after all these years. Them were some f*cked up times we lived through.
the doc: Ah man, it was weeks ago. Ah well. If you drop by again, send us a quick PM and let us know how you're doing. I'd love to hear from you. I'm all grown up with kids and everything. Madness.

 

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