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2^nd Nov 2005 at 8:41 am

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PsyPo

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22^nd Nov 2005 at 2:42 pm

The original potato.

Kids In America by Kim Wilde:

Real lyrics:
Down town the young ones are going,
Down town the young ones are growing.

I heard:
Down town the onions are bowling,
Down town the onions are growing.

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Organised Confusion

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2^nd Jan 2006 at 7:44 pm

Elton John - The Big Picture.

"In your eyes, the option of a woman, breasts supplied."

Real: "In your eyes, the option of a warm embrace implies"

Song lyrics

(Kanye West)
And I heard 'em say
nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
From the Chi, Like Tim, it's a Hardaway
till this is in the name of love, like robert say
Before you ask me to go get a job today,
can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?
And I know the government administer aids,
So I guess we just pray like the minister say
Abu Akhbar be throwin' some hot cause
things we seein' on the screen not ours
but these niggas from the hood, so these dreams not far
where I'm from the dope boys is the rock stars
but they can't cop cars without seein' cop cars
I guess they want us all behind bars, I know it, uh

Chorus:
And I heard 'em say, nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
And I heard 'em say, nothin's ever promised tomorrow today
But we'll find a way
(Adam Levine)
And nothin' lasts forever, but be honest babe
It hurts, but it may be the only way

(Kanye West)
They say people in your life for seasons
And anything that happen is for a reason
And niggas gun-clappin' and keep to squeezin'
And gran' keep prayin' and keep believin'
In Jesus, and one day that she'll see him
Till then in walk his footsteps and try to be him,
The devil is alive, I feel him breathin'
Claimin' money is the key, so keep on dreamin'
And put them lottery tickets just to tease us
My Aunt Pam can't put them cigarettes down,
So now my lil' cousin smokin' them cigarettes now
His job try to claim that he too niggerish now
Is it cuz his skin blacker than licorice now?
I can't figure it out, sick of it now,

Chorus:
And I heard 'em say, nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
And I heard 'em say, nothin's ever promised tomorrow today
But we'll find a way
(Adam Levine)
And nothin' lasts forever, but be honest babe
It hurts, but it may be the only way

(Adam Levine)
With every worthless word we get more far away
And nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
And nothin lasts forever, but be honest, babe
It hurts, but it may be the only way

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Colin

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9^th Jan 2006 at 7:49 am

Yup.

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Dr Namgge

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19^th Jan 2006 at 8:52 am

Time To Waste by Alkaline Trio

actual lyrics:
such a basket case, hide the cutlery

I heard:
such a Basket case, I love Colin Murray

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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:

You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Dr Namgge

| 14,541 posts

23^rd Jan 2006 at 9:32 pm

No revolution by The Explosion

actual: "your fists in the air..."
I heard: "your fish in the air..."

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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:

You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

JM

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24^th Jan 2006 at 4:21 pm

Danny Wilson - Mary's Prayer.

I made such a big mistake
When I was Mary's Prayer

My take: 'i made such a big mistake
when i was Barry's friend'

No wonder i haven't been able to find the song to download it until now.

Dinglebutt

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24^th Jan 2006 at 4:47 pm

I aim to misbehave

Johnny Cash - Hurt

If I could start again

If I could fart again

Which do you think is the right one? Everytime I listen to it i keep thinking he's about to say fart

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Dr Namgge

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10^th Apr 2006 at 9:34 am

Won't Be Saved - Ash

real: falling down, falling down...
heard: hold him down, hold him down...

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I don't give a f*ck you f*cking f*ck!
Quote:

You should try being me, I injure myself on an hourly basis in stupid and childish ways. I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning when I stood on a glove.

Tobias Fünke

| 4,730 posts

18^th Sept 2006 at 5:01 pm

I blue myself.

Alabama 3 - Woke up this morning

You would think that after watching every episode of the Sopranos I'd have figured out the lyrics aren't 'blue mold in your eyes' but 'blue moon in your eyes'. You live and learn.

Analrapist.

Penfold

| 887 posts

19^th Sept 2006 at 4:55 pm

The thinker

In Metallica's 'The God That Failed' i thought the lyrics were:

"I see beef in your eyes...i hear beef in your cries"

when in fact they are:

"I see faith in your eyes...i hear faith in your cries"

"The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,‚Äù but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?" - Eddie Izzard

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Buzby Reynolds

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20^th Sept 2006 at 2:47 pm

VR kicks ass!

as an avid take that fan from the age of eight (i saw them live in 96!

) i genuinely thought that the lyrics to "it only takes a minute girl" were "its only salt and vinegar".

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TinyShine

| 2,144 posts

20^th Sept 2006 at 4:37 pm

My dad was singing along to Sting's 'Englishman in New York' today with the words:

"I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien."

Then he was like, "You know, I never understand this song..."

I do dispair of him.

Sarah xx

Mark Brogan

| 7,648 posts

20^th Sept 2006 at 5:22 pm

I heard a song today, in which I swear I heard someone say 'shake your vagina'. Hmm.

TinyShine

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21^st Sept 2006 at 9:28 pm

Hehe, it does actually sound like that! But really it's:

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
I'm an Englishman in New York

Sarah xx

Mancomb Seepgood

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23^rd Sept 2006 at 11:30 pm

Grog me.

I always hear Kate Bush warnling 'CAT DEELEY CAT DEELEY WOAH OH OH OH WOAH!!" in Wuthering Heights. I don't know what the actual words are but I'll presume it's not what I hear in my head.

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Jewbacca

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26^th Nov 2006 at 3:30 am

What a great thread. And it was stared in 2004? Why have I never seen it before?

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Tobias Fünke

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26^th Nov 2006 at 1:05 pm

I blue myself.

Quote: sexyPhil

I've just listened to it and all I can say is Alice, huh?. Ms. Knight definitely sings kill.
Her backing sings then go "to kill" which sounds alot like tik-ah, so I suppose if you were listening to it very loudly/quietly/ on sh*t speakers, you MIGHT hear "Licence to Ki-tik-ah". Maybe.

I officially invite you to the AMC. It says "Kit" there. After plenty of deliberation, it definitely does. In fact, all VRers welcome. We'll make a (K)night of it.

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LoonyPandora

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26^th Nov 2006 at 1:33 pm

Daft Cow?

I've been to AMC twice in the past week, and I haven't heard it as License to Kitt. However it wouldn't be appropriate for this thread if those were the actual lyrics, as it wouldn't be so much 'misheard', as 'heard correctly'

Elusive Moose

| 8,546 posts

26^th Nov 2006 at 4:48 pm

Get your Antlers on

Quote: Persephone

I...thought the Sheilas' Wheels advert went: For ladies who enjoy their cars...
Yes. There are subtitles underneath too :-[

It's not that???

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Tobias Fünke

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26^th Nov 2006 at 9:52 pm

I blue myself.

Insure...

Analrapist.

Jewbacca

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26^th Nov 2006 at 9:59 pm

sheila's wheels are stupid-tarrrts

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Jewbacca

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28^th Nov 2006 at 12:46 pm

talking of that alien song, ive just noticed it doesnt go how i thought it did. i used to think it went as follows:

"im an alien, im a legal alien" etc.

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Jewbacca

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15^th Jan 2007 at 1:49 pm

you know that system of a down song that is very shouty?

well i always used to think the first line was:

WHERE THE HELL IS SANTA CLAUS!!

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Turtle

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15^th Jan 2007 at 8:30 pm

Quote: Anastasia_Beaverhausen

Yet another Fall Out Boy song misheard.

The line "I'm a little man, but I'm also evil, also into cats" will forever be etched into my mind now.

I keep thinking they are saying "this ain't a scene, its a goddamn a*se race".

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

15^th Jan 2007 at 9:02 pm

Quote: Anastasia_Beaverhausen

Quote: Marton
you know that system of a down song that is very shouty?

Which one?

theres a 50% chance that it is BYOB. i cant remember the name of the other one i like.

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Lianne

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15^th Jan 2007 at 9:22 pm

Quote: Marton

Quote: Anastasia_Beaverhausen
Quote: Marton
you know that system of a down song that is very shouty?

Which one?

theres a 50% chance that it is BYOB. i cant remember the name of the other one i like.

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