Misheard Lyrics

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Mr_Self_Destruct

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21st May 2004 at 1:31 pm

Mr_Self_Destruct - Trippy Mushrooms

Trippy Mushrooms

 
Just wondering if anyone else has any funny misheard lyrics to share. I'll start with some my friend heard while listening to Lynchpin by Fear Factory. The song starts with a shout of:
'can't tear me apart'.
My friend,however,interpreted this as:
'god gave me a bong.'

I'm not completely sure how that happened.There's not much similarity but then he was probably stoned at the time.
this is the dark age of love

pain like a drain on my sense of wonder,makes you wonder,how many butterflies have died in growing old and trying to please the ones they least admire?

ANBY v3.0

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21st May 2004 at 1:46 pm

ANBY v3.0 - Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

 
How about: #portaloo/ couldn't escape if I wanted to#...
Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


21st May 2004 at 6:28 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
http://www.kissthisguy.com/

no it's not what you think.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


22nd May 2004 at 10:23 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Aren't I just the excellent little thread killer....?
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Rose

| 3,316 posts


22nd May 2004 at 10:25 pm

Rose - A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

A very attractive man. Not me. Him.

 
the relentless march of the thread
the thread can not be dead
Anton Chekhov - Smash Hits

The Zine Superhero

| 366 posts


22nd May 2004 at 11:07 pm

The Zine Superhero - The Official Zine Superhero

The Official Zine Superhero

 
The Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven:

"There was a guy
And another guy who controlled the seas"

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

"For a lifetime
In potatoes
Doing nothing
but Potatoes
I smell stupid
And contageous"
Love. Bang. Crash. Wakka, Wakka, Bam Thwok.

The Zine Superhero

| 366 posts


22nd May 2004 at 11:08 pm

The Zine Superhero - The Official Zine Superhero

The Official Zine Superhero

 
Shakira - Underneath your clothes

"Underneath your balls"

Oo-err
Love. Bang. Crash. Wakka, Wakka, Bam Thwok.

Tired/Happy

| 5,601 posts


23rd May 2004 at 4:53 pm

Tired/Happy -

 
Riot shields, voodoo economics

Buying shoes, good and economiiiic

(currently my msn name )
"Sometimes people don't build walls to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
Thom is happy

Hobbes

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23rd May 2004 at 5:28 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
haha - that's rather good - you should search through that site I put up - I haven't been there in years, but I remember it starting up and there should be some good ones there.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

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23rd May 2004 at 5:42 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
bwahahahaha

Quote:
Song: Take A Chance On Me
Artist: Abba


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The real lyrics were:
If you change your mind (take a chance)
I'm the first in line (take a chance)

But I misheard them as:
If you chance your mind (Jackie Chan)
I'm the first in line (Jackie Chan)



If you think about it, it sounds quite similar - I like on this site they tell you the embarrassing moment when they realised they didn't know the real words
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

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23rd May 2004 at 5:44 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Quote:
Song: Waterloo
Artist: Abba


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The real lyrics were:
Waterloo!

But I misheard them as:
Guadelupe!


The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I had just started taking Spanish classes, and we were going over some typical Spanish names, and when we got to Guadelupe, I raised my hand and asked if it was like the Abba song. My teacher asked which one, and I started singing my version to the rhythm of 'Waterloo'... very embarrassing!



(I'm working my way through the a's )
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd May 2004 at 5:47 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Song: Get Back
Artist: Beatles


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The real lyrics were:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.

But I misheard them as:
Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman.
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

learrggh

| 5,670 posts


23rd May 2004 at 5:50 pm

learrggh -

 
the weirdest thing I ever heard was one of these townie-esque fake hip hop pop songs:
bushy bushy wawa gonga git oom bob

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd May 2004 at 5:57 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Song: Wuthering Heights
Artist: Kate Bush


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The real lyrics were:
Heathcliff!
It's me, Cathy and I've come back
oh, so cold, let me in-a your window

But I misheard them as:
Eeee-wheee!
It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat.
Oh, so cold at the end of your winter

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck

Hobbes

| 8,575 posts


23rd May 2004 at 6:42 pm

Hobbes - the hoopiest of all the froods

the hoopiest of all the froods

 
Song: Bohemian Rhapsody
Artist: Queen


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The real lyrics were:
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

But I misheard them as:
Spare him his life and his lone slice of cheese.

there are so many Queen ones!!!
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!"
screamed the dust speck


 
 
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