The Quotation Files

I'm quite good with a broom and dancing in the street.

Strawb, you are an utter anorak, but brilliant with it!

i don't think you're childish, i think that some people are sh**heads.

My bathroom smells like yorkshire puddings again.

Become invisible if you don't want everyone to see what you're doing.

Accidentalrevolutions arethebest.

If I was in a room with donald trump I'd be scared his hair would suddenly attack me.

tiny quiblets

The only thing I remember from Physics is that my teacher looked like a cross between duke nukem and bill clinton.

Did 13 hours of Star Wars marathon today. Now everything I do is accompanied by a John Williams score, I think I've gone mad.

There is no way that having a John Williams soundtrack wouldn't make any life infinitely better.

Bouncy castles are better when you're drunk.

D*mn, I keep getting confused, the clock in the kitchen is an hour faster than the one in the lounge, it's like really cheap timetravel.

Am I the only one who thinks Lisa Kudrow looks like a cartoon character?

Is Jim Broadbent just in like every other film ever made?

I don't see why people criticise D*ck Van Dyke's accent in Mary Poppins.

a massive slice of my home made marble cake with vanilla ice cream. best breakfast ever

Thanks Strawberry, I'll have to stop saying Jew now.

I hope when he kneels infront of the Queen he says "make it so"

A t-shirt with a lovely picture of Death on it.
Jeans.

Aw noooooooo... Walkers are using S*xy Boy by Air in their adverts. For months at school all I got was "s*xy Paul" instead of the original words.

home made chocolate buttercream. I accidentally made too much for my orange sponge cake, so looks like I'll have to eat the left overs. Disaster

I've been watching Casualty a bit recently because I fancy that paramedic Polly, but I turned over due to that ridiculous vicar-type character. That, and the fact Bernard Cribbins isn't in it.

Teapot/mug/heart earrings of beauty

I'm in love with chocolate flapjacks.