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the doc

| 23,161 posts

21^st Mar 2012 at 2:14 pm

AND again

Quote:

i saw someone who was wearing a T-shirt. It had the slogan "I'd do you" on it. Bleurgh. He was hot, though.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

3^rd Apr 2012 at 6:52 pm

Quote:

he likes winston churchill so he's a sh*thead.

Straws. Again. She's right too

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

6^th May 2012 at 11:42 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: wombat, May 2012

It was good walking out of work with a legitimate reason to say 'See you next Tuesday!'

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

12^th May 2012 at 9:37 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: The Other Doc, May 2012

They've put windows... in front of the windows...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

14^th May 2012 at 11:13 pm

Quote: Claire, May 2011

*DELETED 'COS IT ENDED UP IN THE BANNER*

i just think this one might look good in the banner

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

25^th May 2012 at 8:18 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012

If the police turned up, I'd take the d*ck out of my mouth and tell them that I was a performer.

Yes, taken entirely out of context. Cos it's funnier like that, innit?!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

8^th Jun 2012 at 3:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

He'd be a smart guy if he'd drunk as much from the fountain of knowledge as much as he'd p*ssed into it.

Saw this on another forum. Don't know if it's original or from some show or book, but that's f*cking hilarious

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

22^nd Jun 2012 at 11:53 am

Quote:

Cool, i insulted winston churchill and then Stu appeared.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jul 2012 at 8:13 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, Jul 2012

WELCOME TO VR, GUYS. It's a site about Lisa's boobs and vegetables which look like them.

Lets face it, it is the reason most of us are still here

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

4^th Jul 2012 at 6:57 pm

Quote:

What a load of patronising bullsh*t.

Also, I was going to quote that one that BAz just did. And make the same joke, more or less

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

4^th Jul 2012 at 8:40 pm

I aim to misbehave

You were going to make the same joke I did? Dude, seek help. It's too late for me, but with the right psychiatric help, you can be saved.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

28^th Jul 2012 at 10:43 am

Quote:

F*ck off! My d*ck is mutilated!

Sorry Baz - I feel your pain but that really made me laugh.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

4^th Aug 2012 at 7:19 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

DaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnyoooooouLISAAAA *fist*

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

4^th Aug 2012 at 7:23 pm

Quote: Claire, Aug 2012

DaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnyoooooouLISAAAA *fist*

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Aug 2012 at 7:33 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Aug 2012

i don't want to touch you and i doubt that anyone else does.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

20^th Aug 2012 at 1:18 am

haaaaaha! just got the last one i posted

*burp*

the doc

| 23,161 posts

29^th Aug 2012 at 7:50 pm

Quote:

Wow, i made a thread about trees and then Stu appeared. Just like when i insulted winston churchill in June.

Straws is queen of this thread.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

30^th Aug 2012 at 2:55 pm

I aim to misbehave

A Challenger Appears!

Quote: Πανδώρα, Aug 2012

There's a rabbit shaped wet patch of anti-fungal solution on my crotch.

I'd call that time for a sandwich.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

12^th Feb 2013 at 1:34 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Mr.Torgue, Jan 2013

NO NO NO HOLD YOUR TESTICLES THERE FOR A MINUTE A*SEHOLE!

I just want to see it in the banner. Like, so much you can't even believe.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

13^th Feb 2013 at 10:27 am

I've put a few things in this thread for the very same reason. Always makes me smile when they appear as well.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

3^rd Jun 2013 at 8:10 pm

Quote:

I got my crispocolate!

yyg123

| 1 posts

14^th Jul 2013 at 3:58 pm

what a load of old sh*t i had posted here. it was doing my head in so i came along and DESTROYED IT.

Edited by Πανδώρα Aug 2013

the doc

| 23,161 posts

20^th Oct 2013 at 10:37 am

Quote:

i've known about Helen Keller being a Wobbly since 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

21^st Oct 2013 at 12:43 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: yyg123, Jul 2013

what a load of old sh*t i had posted here. it was doing my head in so i came along and DESTROYED IT.

Lisa, destroying Chinese spam since forever.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

21^st Oct 2013 at 2:27 pm

I once ordered from the Chinese and they put spam in the special fried rice. SPAM. In special fried rice. Madness.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

22^nd May 2014 at 3:03 pm

River Phoenix

Here's something that Stu said in February of 2011.

Quote:

Armageddon and puddings.

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Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

26^th May 2014 at 3:59 pm

River Phoenix

Colin, in January of 2013.

Quote:

I think I must have heard the call of puns.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Aug 2014 at 2:38 pm

River Phoenix

Stu, today.

Quote:

"As if by magic, Strawberry appeared..."

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Aug 2014 at 2:40 pm

River Phoenix

Colin, in July.

Quote:

*Colinthians

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

8^th Aug 2014 at 3:46 pm

Quote: Πανδώρα, Aug 2014

Have a niece and a nephew. They've put me off breeding.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Aug 2014 at 5:05 pm

River Phoenix

Stu, this morning.

Quote:

I'm about to eat pizza for breakfast

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

21^st Aug 2014 at 11:25 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

Go home, music, you're drunk.

We were talking about how much we hate jazz.

"It is like someone scribbling on their guitar with a crayon!".

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

25^th Aug 2014 at 3:21 pm

River Phoenix

Stu, on the 8th of August.

Quote:

Could well be one of them threads where I just end up talking to myself, this.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

25^th Aug 2014 at 3:24 pm

River Phoenix

George, today.

Quote:

Don't want to pour ice on my head, thank you.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

29^th Aug 2014 at 10:58 am

Hope is important.

Quote: Andrew, Aug 2014

The Morrissey of these the Marr I wonder if it was a good idea.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Oct 2014 at 9:45 am

River Phoenix

Amy, on the 30th of January, 2013.

Quote:

I have to admit i mainly want lenses so i can have purple eyes.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Oct 2014 at 9:46 am

River Phoenix

Emma, on the 5th of October, 2014.

Quote:

when I was Gary

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

16^th Nov 2014 at 1:46 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Πανδώρα, Nov 2014

Also ndrunk
Pleasantly so
For forest time one liner two yeatrs

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

16^th Nov 2014 at 8:58 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Forest time with Lisa

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

17^th Nov 2014 at 5:24 pm

Quote: Claire, Nov 2014

Forest time with Lisa

it all happens in the forest

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd Dec 2014 at 8:57 am

River Phoenix

Quote:

Guffaw is widely underused.

Seren Arian. In July of 2004.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd Dec 2014 at 8:58 am

River Phoenix

Quote:

I ate some biscuits and went to bed.

George. In November. Because i think we need more biscuits in this thread.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Dec 2014 at 3:00 pm

River Phoenix

Quote:

I found myself inside a gigantic chocolate pudding once

Stu, in September of 2007.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Dec 2014 at 3:01 pm

River Phoenix

Quote:

You don't even know the souls you own.

Colin, yesterday.

oatibix

| 36 posts

19^th Dec 2014 at 6:31 am

Quote:

Colin, yesterday.

Strawberry, above.

buy oatibix
eat oatibix
have oatibix

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Jan 2015 at 2:56 pm

River Phoenix

Quote:

It was better when I thought Mark was actually a Wombat.

Lucy. On the 27th of December, 2007.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

27^th Jan 2015 at 2:57 pm

River Phoenix

Quote:

I shouldn't enter into staring contests with pigeons.

Matt/ klinsmann18. On the 18th of April, 2012.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

28^th Jan 2015 at 11:33 am

Hope is important.

Quote: oatibix, Dec 2014

Strawberry, above.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th May 2015 at 9:11 am

River Phoenix

Quote:

There's Search, and then there's Strawberry.

Colin, on the 21st of January, 2008.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th May 2015 at 9:12 am

River Phoenix

Quote:

But are they road pirates?

Colin, on the 31st of January, 2008.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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