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PsyPo

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2^nd Apr 2011 at 5:25 pm

The original potato.

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This site is about the 14 parrots that I currently share my life with and their stories.

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the doc

| 23,161 posts

9^th Apr 2011 at 4:44 pm

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I pushed my cat in a muddy puddle and now I feel a bit better.

Funniest thing I've read on here in ages.

the doc

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15^th Apr 2011 at 4:06 pm

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Bet Darren is fuming into his f*cked Macbook

the doc

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15^th Apr 2011 at 4:09 pm

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F*ck em the fat c*nts, they should either learn how to eat properly, do some exercise or do both.

I Cunt Spell

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19^th Apr 2011 at 8:57 pm

RE: above post.
I realise he is that Phil is a) revelling in his own weightloss and b) most likely joking, but I still think it was insensitive enough not to merit reposting for posterity.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

19^th Apr 2011 at 9:16 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I sorta agree. Tbh, as much as I know Phil was likely joking, is it a sentiment we want to greet visitors when they first come to VR?

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

19^th Apr 2011 at 9:23 pm

Precisely, and remember we only get the opportunity to use this as an excuse once every metonic cycle.

Claire

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19^th Apr 2011 at 9:32 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Yup, but nobody wants to give bots an eating disorder innit.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

19^th Apr 2011 at 10:09 pm

River Phoenix

Maybe the quotation on page 150 (the one that starts with "In summary") balances it out or summat.

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Paula

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3^rd May 2011 at 6:21 pm

King of Knights

One of my more modest uni friends today

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I am slightly marvelous

the doc

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28^th May 2011 at 2:20 pm

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i just thought it was funny that she has a watermelon on her head.

the doc

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28^th May 2011 at 2:24 pm

[ quote="Lilac_Leopard|Claire|1232530250|838328|1303247801"]I sorta agree. Tbh, as much as I know Phil was likely joking, is it a sentiment we want to greet visitors when they first come to VR?[ /quote]

What about the one that says "You're on the f*cking list now, cunto

"?

That was me quoting Phil as well

Yeah, so this ended up in the banner hence edit - Claire.

Edited by Claire Aug 2016

Claire

| 15,814 posts

28^th May 2011 at 7:41 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

[ quote="the_doc|the doc|1232530250|839715|1306592688"][ quote="Lilac_Leopard|Claire|1232530250|838328|1303247801"]I sorta agree. Tbh, as much as I know Phil was likely joking, is it a sentiment we want to greet visitors when they first come to VR?[ /quote][br][br]What about the one that says "You're on the f*cking list now, cunto > "?[br][br]That was me quoting Phil as well [ /quote][br]
Starting with threats, that's exactly the right tone to set in my opinion. Shows 'em who's boss

Edited by Claire Aug 2016

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

28^th May 2011 at 8:12 pm

Stop quoting things in the thread, they'll end up in the banner.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

28^th May 2011 at 8:15 pm

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Stop quoting things in the thread, they'll end up in the banner.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

29^th May 2011 at 12:16 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

*DELETED 'COS IT ENDED UP IN THE BANNER*

Edited by Claire Aug 2011

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

29^th May 2011 at 4:49 pm

Hang on!? People thought I was joking!?

Claire

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15^th Jun 2011 at 2:38 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: LoonyPandora, Jun 2011

Just put your willy in one of the usb ports.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th Jul 2011 at 9:48 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Jul 2011

The other day someone came in and banged a stick of broccoli on the counter and asked if it was a stick of broccoli or the key to the garden of good and evil.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

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28^th Jul 2011 at 9:51 pm

It's funny cos it's true, Baz. Alice will attest to this, but public libraries are a sanctuary for all sorts of f*ckups, madmen and nutcases. And that's just the staff etc.........

Seriously though, there are some f*cked up people out there and they just love the places.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

28^th Jul 2011 at 9:54 pm

Marry me?

We had a bunch in who were boasting about the last time they had a bath. The "winner" was a month ago.

Eww.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

the doc

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28^th Jul 2011 at 9:59 pm

Yeah man. There's some folks who come in to mine who stink the place out. Any one of them can have the whole place retching, and it's the second or third biggest library in Leeds. Blech.

penelopegeorgia

| 16 posts

9^th Aug 2011 at 4:29 pm

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

penelopegeorgia

| 16 posts

9^th Aug 2011 at 6:39 pm

Im a salsaholic!!!!!!!!!! >:] Where my ships attttttt XD

the doc

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21^st Aug 2011 at 12:01 pm

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Anyroad, the fiancé's nephew's wife had a go at me for some reason. So i told her i hoped she would be run over.

Little Blue Fox.

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20^th Sept 2011 at 12:27 pm

Hope is important.

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Maybe I should cut down on the casual disaster-risking. I'm not sure I want my obituary to read "he was always leaving spoons in things".

By Colin.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

the doc

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21^st Sept 2011 at 5:00 pm

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be amazed by my fruity goodness.

the doc

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30^th Sept 2011 at 8:41 am

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baa-ing, mooing and howling

the doc

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16^th Oct 2011 at 9:52 am

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Introduced my granda to Youtube today, he loves it. He's been spending all day looking up old Irish rebel songs and car crash compilations.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

16^th Oct 2011 at 8:50 pm

I believe this is the first time I've been quoted. Suck it Oscar Wilde, b*tch.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

the doc

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24^th Oct 2011 at 8:48 pm

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People try and pay but to them I say "Up yours" and swan off.

the doc

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10^th Jan 2012 at 11:20 am

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i don't know why i keep dreaming about Joel; it's embarrassing

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Jan 2012 at 3:17 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Jan 2012

Ready and waiting, hombre..... I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

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12^th Jan 2012 at 3:21 pm

That's fantastic, actually, I bet you wondered what the f*ck was going on when that appeared

Dinglebutt

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12^th Jan 2012 at 3:23 pm

I aim to misbehave

Nope. Seemed about right

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

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12^th Jan 2012 at 3:26 pm

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Jan 2012 at 6:45 pm

River Phoenix

Still, it'll be a lurvely quotation thing for any new people we get.

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

12^th Jan 2012 at 7:30 pm

what are these "new people" of which you speak?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Jan 2012 at 7:33 pm

River Phoenix

Well, we do sometimes have new people, although they tend not to stick around for long.

the doc

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28^th Jan 2012 at 4:12 pm

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that reminds me, i've still got a pigeon head in the freezer i should really get rid of >_>

the doc

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28^th Jan 2012 at 4:12 pm

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next time u go on holiday we r comin

Text I got off Swede after he read my travel diary

the doc

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28^th Jan 2012 at 4:13 pm

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drink wine and masturbate

the doc

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11^th Feb 2012 at 6:00 pm

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You said: Think yourselves lucky you don't remember shane. That little tw*t did my f*cking box in.

the doc

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12^th Feb 2012 at 1:11 pm

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Stu, you were in my dream last night. Smoking weed, naturally

the doc

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22^nd Feb 2012 at 7:50 pm

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In other news, however: I WANT A F*CKING CHEESEBURGER.
NOW!

the doc

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22^nd Feb 2012 at 7:53 pm

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i never heard of head cheese before, anyroad but that's probably because i'm vegetarian.

the doc

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22^nd Feb 2012 at 7:58 pm

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Oh, and i think Head Cheese sounds like some sort of d*ck infection

the doc

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22^nd Feb 2012 at 7:59 pm

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Says the man who once had Butt Penis as his screen name.

Straws is a goldmine for these

the doc

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22^nd Feb 2012 at 8:33 pm

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i thought it was Christmas. Then i realised it wasn't.

See

the doc

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21^st Mar 2012 at 2:13 pm

And again.....

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Someone tried to get me to have my fortune told today. i've had my fortune told before so f*ck that.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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