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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

11^th Feb 2010 at 12:09 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

Client: Optimize the fireball.

From here: http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/382554112/me-ok-weve-pushed-the-site-live-client

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

15^th Feb 2010 at 1:01 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

I kept telling him that his lego girlfriend would only brick his heart.

By Griff.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

17^th Feb 2010 at 5:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Feb 2010

I set out to do absolutely nothing today and have succeeded admirably in the task

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

18^th Feb 2010 at 2:20 pm

Quote:

It's a strapless guitar that also functions as a girdle, I call it a "g-girdle-uitar"

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

18^th Feb 2010 at 2:23 pm

Quote:

Your music sucks and you're an a*sehole. I... I'm having a hard time expressing myself.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

18^th Feb 2010 at 2:27 pm

Quote:

This music is like potato chips. I can't stop listening to it.

facepalm/lol.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

18^th Feb 2010 at 4:27 pm

More like MetaLOLcalypse, AMIRITE???

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

25^th Feb 2010 at 2:33 pm

My fit girlfriend who is fit:

Quote:

Aracnaphobia? Isn't that the one with the duck.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

3^rd Mar 2010 at 1:11 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

I'm still pretty

Darren, on msn via iPhone, pressing send before the sentence was finished.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Mar 2010 at 12:54 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Frank Sobotka, Mar 2010

I am also of the opinion that that cat should die.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

25^th Mar 2010 at 8:31 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Annie, Mar 2010

All day my head's been like, canoe, work, canoe, tea, canoe canoe canoe.

That whole post made me laugh, but this is most quotable

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

31^st Mar 2010 at 8:37 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Toodles, Mar 2010

I argued with a German woman for half an hour about the difference between soup and a potato

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 5:46 pm

This just came up for me

Quote: LoonyPandora, Jan 2009

Quote:
Does "Logarithmic" begin with E? umm, no I mean L?

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

27^th Apr 2010 at 7:54 pm

Daft Cow?

That's Dumb Dave for ya.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd May 2010 at 2:23 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2010

There is a clothes shop near my Mum's called "Thing's"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

16^th May 2010 at 1:19 pm

Quote:

Hey, loo at me, I';mm listening to elyon john playing tiny dancer and I'm in the sjoutbox

-Barry

And why not?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

31^st May 2010 at 6:38 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Abacus, May 2010

I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt.

Let's face it, it happens to everyone. Well, everyone who goes by the pseudonym 'Topper'

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

20^th Jun 2010 at 5:38 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Abacus, Jun 2010

I'm a nice guy. I may finish last but by hell I'll go down apologising.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

23^rd Jun 2010 at 8:04 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: D*ck Whittington, Jun 2010

I posted an ad approx. 3 seconds ago and I'm already getting emails asking me to prostitute myself. I don't know whether to take my phone number off or not.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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