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Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts

31^st May 2009 at 1:04 am

TOOOOORMENT!!

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

let us hope that their marriage is longer and more successful than their failed camera project

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

1^st Jun 2009 at 3:27 pm

Quote: Lilac_Leopard

I f*cking know he's got his hat on

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Claire

| 15,814 posts

1^st Jun 2009 at 3:40 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Two in a row, yay

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

2^nd Jun 2009 at 7:45 pm

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

Wow, Sarah is so sophisticated and oily.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

5^th Jun 2009 at 10:19 pm

Marry me?

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It's not cum. It's milk from a banana!

Darren.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

6^th Jun 2009 at 1:23 am

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Everything is a sex toy if you jam it in there hard enough

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

6^th Jun 2009 at 6:37 am

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Next time you come back to visit Worthing I am going to throw up on your f*cking face.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

6^th Jun 2009 at 3:31 pm

I was just gonna post that but someone's beaten me to it.

Classy

Colin

| 10,038 posts

13^th Jun 2009 at 2:02 pm

Quote: Squirrell_of_Doom

an attempt to get my to fall over my own words

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Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

14^th Jun 2009 at 7:15 pm

Grog me.

Quote:

i'd rather be a freak than horrible and jealous

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

16^th Jun 2009 at 9:22 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: biggaginge

I am not dipping my prunes in sugar for a fix!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

19^th Jun 2009 at 9:50 pm

I aim to misbehave

Does new VR mean that this is now obsolete?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Debs|OWA

| 6,513 posts

20^th Jun 2009 at 12:50 am

Scree

Quote: Paddy Irishman, Jun 2009

Does new VR mean that this is now obsolete?

That's what i was thinking :S

TweetTweet

Claire

| 15,814 posts

19^th Oct 2009 at 8:47 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Lol just had the above quote in the banner...

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

19^th Oct 2009 at 8:50 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote:

EAMONN YOU PRICK! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT RASHERS IN MY BED!

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

19^th Oct 2009 at 10:22 pm

i kinda think we should start from scratch and have a new quotation file.... file. ;x

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

20^th Oct 2009 at 7:35 am

I aim to misbehave

I dunno. There have been some real gems posted in here. Be a shame to lose them. Although we could do with getting rid of some

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

20^th Oct 2009 at 7:31 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

[quote="Paddy_Irishman|Barry Duffman|1232530250/148|1256024143"]I dunno. There have been some real gems posted in here. Be a shame to lose them. Although we could do with getting rid of some

As I've said before, if you read through and PM me links to ones you think are useless I will delete them if I agree...James said that also when he first put quotes in the banner. We don't have to lose what we have, just modify it. There's zero need to be starting again

Edited 6 years later because.

Edited by Claire Oct 2016

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

21^st Oct 2009 at 5:09 pm

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No one likes a bi-polar clown

the doc

| 23,161 posts

22^nd Oct 2009 at 6:10 pm

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I don't want to get a flu jab, I want to get swine flu.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

24^th Oct 2009 at 3:27 pm

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i don't know if i'd go so far as to say that i kissed myself laughing, but i was somewhat bemused.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

28^th Oct 2009 at 12:22 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

I get nervous around cameras. You should see me in Dixons. I go f*cking apesh*t!

By Barry.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

3^rd Nov 2009 at 12:56 pm

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Then, while spray-painting graffiti onto a wall, I was smacked in the knackers by a flying tennis ball.

I just saw that in the dreams thread and laughed by a*se off, and then realised it was actually written by me

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

19^th Nov 2009 at 2:52 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

I've never, never taken any drugs. Closest I came to being baked was when I went for a hike with Hansel and Gretel.

By Barry.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

19^th Nov 2009 at 3:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Nov 2009

i just had some veggie sausages and beans. There was more bean juice than beans, hmph. F you, Sainsbury's.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

28^th Nov 2009 at 7:47 am

Daft Cow?

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If I had a million pounds I would buy a house with big robot legs

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

28^th Nov 2009 at 7:48 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

28^th Nov 2009 at 7:48 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

If I am standing on carpet and I get electrocuted, does everybody in the room die apart from me?

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

28^th Nov 2009 at 7:48 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

28^th Nov 2009 at 7:49 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

If I could have only one super power it would be to breathe in space

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

13^th Dec 2009 at 12:32 am

Daft Cow?

Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009

ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS.

Just... Because.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

17^th Dec 2009 at 3:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Debs:

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Oh my! a knife, a penis and a video camera! I thought Xmas wasn't till next week

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Debs|OWA

| 6,513 posts

17^th Dec 2009 at 3:36 pm

Scree

gotta love Lisa

Quote:

There's nothing quite like a freshly pumiced foot.

TweetTweet

the doc

| 23,161 posts

21^st Dec 2009 at 1:23 pm

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In summary, people who call you fat are normally c*nts & sh*thouses.

Paula

| 4,556 posts

21^st Dec 2009 at 9:23 pm

King of Knights

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The one in town looks like some kind of weird medical practice turned bra shop.

Laura made me smile

Vel

| 23,203 posts

28^th Dec 2009 at 1:13 am

Marry me?

George:

Quote:

I'd rather stay single and lonely than become the thing I hate the most just to get my end away

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

28^th Dec 2009 at 6:23 pm

Satan himself.

Quote: Satan, Dec 2009

A unicorn, to stare at you pityingly

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

5^th Jan 2010 at 12:20 am

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£500 for a custom built cellar. PM me for details. Seriously I'm the real Fritzl.

Martin in the shoutbox. I almost woke the whole house up laughing.

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

6^th Jan 2010 at 10:51 am

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It's day in which it is acceptable to remove yourself from reality and just be off your tits and end up passed out for the afternoon. I like it again

the doc

| 23,161 posts

11^th Jan 2010 at 5:09 pm

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Paedobear. He's a bear FFS.

Jewbacca

| 6,793 posts

11^th Jan 2010 at 6:45 pm

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Your search - scroffleplasm - did not match any documents.

PMSL.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

the doc

| 23,161 posts

12^th Jan 2010 at 11:11 am

Quote:

Get f*cked & close the front door. i've got the bloody heating on

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

13^th Jan 2010 at 7:45 pm

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bumming and knives.

*burp*

the doc

| 23,161 posts

17^th Jan 2010 at 11:21 am

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Not only does Lisa give me £10, but she gives me the perfect excuse to touch Faye's boobs Booooooooooooobs!

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

17^th Jan 2010 at 2:37 pm

Quote: the doc, Jan 2010

F*ck you and the horse you rode in on

the doc

| 23,161 posts

19^th Jan 2010 at 12:53 pm

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This game inspires far too much nerd rage in me though. I just want a bit of fun, not a nervous breakdown.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

26^th Jan 2010 at 1:00 pm

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Get the f*ck away from me you stupid c*nt, you're doing me f*cking head in

the doc

| 23,161 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 11:11 am

Quote:

what if we were suddenly struck blind & wanted a pickled onion?

you can't stab an onion with a spoon...

I seem to have quoted Lisa loads in this thread.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

27^th Jan 2010 at 11:20 am

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the odd dabble is fine, but off your face from Friday Night to Sunday Afternoon? F*ck off you gurning sl*g

the doc

| 23,161 posts

5^th Feb 2010 at 1:08 pm

Quote:

I'm a Taurus, and by the Chinese horoscope I'm Year of the Ox. So I'm a cow no matter how you look at it

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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