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[quote]Now everything I do is accompanied by a John Williams score, I think I've gone mad.

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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

30^th Mar 2009 at 2:18 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

When is a nose not a nose? Tuesday. hahahaha

From W0oYay's signature

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

1^st Apr 2009 at 9:21 am

Quote:

Hmph! You're the only VRer i've ever trout slapped, although i don't know if that counts as winning.

Edited or it won't work...Claire x

Edited by Claire Apr 2009

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

1^st Apr 2009 at 9:26 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

Ooh, i've just been quoted in that QF thread for a third time. i love my fans.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

1^st Apr 2009 at 7:53 pm

Marry me?

Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER

Rox has been demanding we snog when we meet :-[

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Colin

| 10,038 posts

2^nd Apr 2009 at 9:39 am

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i think people looked better clothed than naked, which is why i wore clothes

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

3^rd Apr 2009 at 4:18 pm

Quote:

Women are like parking spaces.

They're liars and wh*res.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

7^th Apr 2009 at 11:42 am

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What does fiscal mean? It's something to do with anal sex, isn't it? You know, 'fiscal'...........

Colin

| 10,038 posts

11^th Apr 2009 at 10:17 pm

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

If compared to one of those normal filler episodes, it was alright. Pretty average. If compared to one of those really f*cking great episodes, it was way below par.

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I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

11^th Apr 2009 at 10:37 pm

I just got that ^^^^

the doc

| 23,161 posts

13^th Apr 2009 at 3:23 pm

Quote:

I'll kick Jen in the teeth while I eat some cheese and biscuits! I've got an apple on my head and I like to dress in velcro.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

15^th Apr 2009 at 9:55 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

One day, if I live long enough, I may yearn for this time in which I am so unhappy and remember it fondly

Old Chinese proverb. New English interpretation.

Fair enough, its not funny. But still. I like it.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

17^th Apr 2009 at 7:23 pm

Quote:

i imagine it was the same way that Bamber Boozler pulled WLW: by having a big penis and being good in bed.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

18^th Apr 2009 at 10:57 am

Quote: thelostdude

I DO NOT want to see your HAND.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

18^th Apr 2009 at 12:36 pm

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

Swords are not good hangover cures.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts

18^th Apr 2009 at 8:45 pm

Quote: thelostdude

"Boy, I'd hit that in fifteen years."

I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

21^st Apr 2009 at 10:31 am

Quote: Paddy_Irishman

I find it hard enough to get into a womans knickers without having to untie her fanny aswell

Claire

| 15,814 posts

21^st Apr 2009 at 10:53 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: lmc

If it produces noise from me, it's quoted.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

21^st Apr 2009 at 12:10 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Flapper

Stay away kids, she really doesnt have lego in her bedroom

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

21^st Apr 2009 at 2:25 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: mancombseepgood

The children are taking it all. And using it to have fun.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Colin

| 10,038 posts

21^st Apr 2009 at 9:09 pm

Quote: Smashed_Strawberry

i've never been able to ride a bike. i can pick things up with my feet, though.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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the doc

| 23,161 posts

22^nd Apr 2009 at 10:25 am

Quote:

Kept getting c*ck-blocked by minis on my lesson. Every time I went to reverse around a corner, a damn mini got their first. Stupid f*cking minis.

Mancomb Seepgood

| 3,455 posts

23^rd Apr 2009 at 8:12 pm

Grog me.

Quote:

i bought some biscuits. i also bought something else.

If I could get an orange that was as low-maintenance as an apple, I'd be a happy man

Claire

| 15,814 posts

24^th Apr 2009 at 7:36 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: thelostdude

This post makes me think of a bizarre Hokey Cokey.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

24^th Apr 2009 at 8:55 pm

Quote:

If he did ever impersonate a doctor, or if he ever obtained the doctorish qualifications, i think that he would make Biffy Clyro albums available on the NHS.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

24^th Apr 2009 at 9:21 pm

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i don't think i can cope with a Jade Goody film, never mind a film and a musical.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

26^th Apr 2009 at 12:53 am

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I think its actually againts the laws of physics to be cokier or rockier than skid row

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

27^th Apr 2009 at 11:16 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

Are you an Easyjet, or a Virgin Transatlantic kind of girl?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

27^th Apr 2009 at 8:12 pm

Quote: TheUnitedTruth

like hell am i gonna read 4 whole pages

Amy, proofreader.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

28^th Apr 2009 at 9:21 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Lemony_Zester

I'm very tempted to buy some fake nipples just to stick on my door. I want door knockers, damnit.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

29^th Apr 2009 at 3:03 pm

Quote:

i just voted as i like polls and elephants.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

1^st May 2009 at 5:25 pm

Quote: samurai_hedgehog

KFC chips used to taste like genocide.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

1^st May 2009 at 7:57 pm

Quote: melfina

you're all blind if you voted for this sour faced sack of crap

Animal

| 32,547 posts

2^nd May 2009 at 2:44 pm

Quote:

I'm so Prog Rock I refuse to drive a car unless its a 5x4

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

the doc

| 23,161 posts

2^nd May 2009 at 6:31 pm

Quote:

i think stringing up my polar polar bears was a bad idea too...

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th May 2009 at 11:11 am

Quote:

I couldn't believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

4^th May 2009 at 12:41 pm

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Link or dirty greasy long haired lies.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

5^th May 2009 at 11:41 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

I just tried taking a 'When WIll You Die?' test, and my PC crashed. This is not a good sign.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

7^th May 2009 at 4:32 pm

Quote: pablomarmite

They shoulda just kept her at four and made her look a bit more dead

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

7^th May 2009 at 8:19 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: melfina

so... we've been given a shed

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

7^th May 2009 at 8:49 pm

Scott.
Quote:

Alcohol's a great anti depressant.

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Claire

| 15,814 posts

7^th May 2009 at 11:59 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: melfina

Might as well just sh*t in a f*cking jiffy bag.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Animal

| 32,547 posts

8^th May 2009 at 8:44 pm

Leeeeaaaargh!
Quote:

I've seen loads of live and recorded ballets and i've not seen a crime against crotches that bad in a long long time

http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

12^th May 2009 at 2:33 pm

I watched the Princess Bride again before work.

Quote:

Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

13^th May 2009 at 10:10 am

Quote:

i think maybe George has special powers and can turn sprouts into biscuits.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

15^th May 2009 at 12:53 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Haryuu_No_Hanekata

Good at hair, she may be; good at counting, she is not.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th May 2009 at 4:19 pm

Quote:

It's like feeding time at the Spastic Zoo

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

21^st May 2009 at 7:07 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER

My mate jerked off while in the exam room. He passed, oddly enough. And maths isn't his strong point.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

21^st May 2009 at 7:29 pm

Because cake is happiness

Alex

Quote:

I stole a dog once but then I realised it was a kitten and it was mine, purchased legally through the correct channels.

Wife of the lovely Alice

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts

23^rd May 2009 at 5:42 pm

Quote:

- MISSING -
bendy penis, responds to the name 'sceptor of sodomy', deeply missed by bald owner

The story behind this is long and arduous, but I desperately want to see it in the banner so you'll have to live with it.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

25^th May 2009 at 4:42 pm

Tom: "Is there any cartoon series where the main characters consistently change clothes?"
Quote: Look_Dad_No_Tunes

Mr Benn?

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IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

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IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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