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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

Daft Cow?

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They are having problems with their intermails

Sophie, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

Daft Cow?

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They dealt specifically with Maseratis. Amongst Other Things

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

Daft Cow?

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It's just a generic number

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

Daft Cow?

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Can you send a hit squad of murderers to kill them?

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

Daft Cow?

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That only happens when you take the blast shield out of your G5

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

Do you want me to pull my garlic noodle out?

Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

Daft Cow?

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How many CD's died to make that tree?

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

Daft Cow?

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It will have one of those prefixes... At the end

Nige, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

Daft Cow?

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Yes they are unique. But they are all the same

Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

Daft Cow?

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That won't hinder the problem

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

Daft Cow?

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I'm treading on tenterhooks

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

Throw some shapes in InDesign

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

Daft Cow?

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I've had 3 on 1 before. And I came out on top

Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

Daft Cow?

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When the sh*t is in the pan

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

Daft Cow?

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Not being able to see is a valid cause of blindness

Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:35 am

Daft Cow?

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It would be like a prequel to the sequel

Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

23^rd Feb 2009 at 1:35 am

Daft Cow?

Quote:

That would be opening up a whole new can of beans

Will, at work.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

1^st Mar 2009 at 11:08 pm

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QUICK! Change the channel!

Zangief, SF live-action film.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Colin

| 10,038 posts

3^rd Mar 2009 at 12:26 pm

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Badgers can be choosers.

DJ, in a real conversation!

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

3^rd Mar 2009 at 12:30 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

And that's the last time I accept your offer of a threesome with a rabbi.

By Colin.
Out of context.

:-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Mar 2009 at 9:17 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

I think I choked on my Yorkie when i saw it, but eh, the dog got over it

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

3^rd Mar 2009 at 9:27 pm

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I don't understand why people waited till the documentary came out to be outraged about crusts.

Laura, actually on about Crufts.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

8^th Mar 2009 at 6:32 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

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Put down your Smash Hits magazines and sit up straight.

Farmer Jack - Megazine Classic.

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

8^th Mar 2009 at 6:35 pm

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Bought ('cause I couldn't download it)

Barry, the modern world.

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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

8^th Mar 2009 at 6:48 pm

Hope is important.

Quote:

Happy day of the birth of you, with the hedgehogs and the swordage and the...hiyvenmyven oh my...

Claire - Tom's birthday in 2005.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

9^th Mar 2009 at 8:07 am

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my mom said once that I look like Carrier Underwood

Some Livejournal unknown, on her resemblance to what is surely a kind of ship.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

9^th Mar 2009 at 12:45 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

I don't know anything about anything ever

James being far too modest

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

11^th Mar 2009 at 10:24 am

I aim to misbehave

Another tea-related quote:

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Drinks exist and are far more useful to society than a load of nonces dressed in skirts

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

11^th Mar 2009 at 4:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

Jam Master Jay. Now there's a man who was shot to death.

- James, discussing tea

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Griff

| 764 posts

12^th Mar 2009 at 12:24 am

(indoors)

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Uses the word m*therf*cker the same way most of us would use a comma

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Colin

| 10,038 posts

20^th Mar 2009 at 8:41 pm

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They are like tiny ninja stars, I think!

DJ puts the 'risks' in 'asterisks'.

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
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Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

20^th Mar 2009 at 9:39 pm

Hope is important.

(punch in punctuation!). :-[

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

22^nd Mar 2009 at 10:08 pm

Quote:

a group of vapid, pointless pricks fart on about sleeping with younger women and generally being tw*ts.

George, on VR.

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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 9:02 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote:

No, it's just a green cupboard. It doesn't have heart handles.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote:

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote:

I am a monger of fish. Bow down and admire my monging skills.

The Fishmonger.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote:

Right...punchline...er...he got stuck in the window. Swish!

Topper.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 1:30 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote:

Damn you Magnum Classic! Why can't you be Magnum Caramel. Do you reckon if I put it under enough volcanic pressure, it'll change, the way rocks do?

Francesca Manfranjense.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts

26^th Mar 2009 at 1:30 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Quote:

If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister?

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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