The Quotation Files

I think red conveys the right amount of f*ckedness

i walk into topshop and it feels like a thriftstore.

I WANT A DIARY AND A SEPERATE ADDRESS BOOK

I want to keep you alive, so there's always the possibility of murder later.

I was /born/ ready

I was getting a Dalek vibe

I was very angry to realise that all those years I'd just worked for the food I ate

I work on accounts receivable user interfaces for the medical waste industry

I'd ignore me if I wasn't myself

i'd pick fastfood over professional beggar

I'd rather my children said f*ck than toilet

I'd rather walk if it makes my journey quicker

I'll just say it's a cameraphone

I'm a skiver, not a graphic designer

i'm actually vaguely tempted by that visual w*nkfest

i'm allergic to groove

I'm from the United States of Kiss My A*s

I'm here to kill you, not to judge you

I'm like the human snooze alarm

I'm not bothering with anything that doesn't have a V8 though

I'm so geeky I can't use pens any more

I'm so lazy I outsource my stalking

I'm upside down. Please turn me over.

I've got a bit lost in the menus

I've had a guts full of your kid.