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LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
They are having problems with their intermails


Sophie, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
They dealt specifically with Maseratis. Amongst Other Things


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:31 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
It's just a generic number


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Can you send a hit squad of murderers to kill them?


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
That only happens when you take the blast shield out of your G5


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Do you want me to pull my garlic noodle out?


Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:32 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
How many CD's died to make that tree?


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
It will have one of those prefixes... At the end


Nige, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Yes they are unique. But they are all the same


Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
That won't hinder the problem


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I'm treading on tenterhooks


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Throw some shapes in InDesign


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
I've had 3 on 1 before. And I came out on top


Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
When the sh*t is in the pan


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:34 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
Not being able to see is a valid cause of blindness


Darren, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:35 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
It would be like a prequel to the sequel


Will, at work.

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


23rd Feb 2009 at 1:35 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Quote:
That would be opening up a whole new can of beans


Will, at work.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


24th Feb 2009 at 9:55 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote:
I had sex with a man, and did not enjoy it.


Mark, Dream thread. Funny out of context.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Vel

| 23,203 posts


25th Feb 2009 at 9:17 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote:
But i s'pose there's also the possibility that Bamber has a big penis, or is amazing in bed or something.


Strawberry, on WLW's sex life.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Colin

| 10,038 posts


1st Mar 2009 at 11:08 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
QUICK! Change the channel!

Zangief, SF live-action film.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Colin

| 10,038 posts


3rd Mar 2009 at 12:26 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
Badgers can be choosers.

DJ, in a real conversation!
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


3rd Mar 2009 at 12:30 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote:
And that's the last time I accept your offer of a threesome with a rabbi.


By Colin.
Out of context.

:-[
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


3rd Mar 2009 at 9:17 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
I think I choked on my Yorkie when i saw it, but eh, the dog got over it
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


3rd Mar 2009 at 9:27 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
I don't understand why people waited till the documentary came out to be outraged about crusts.

Laura, actually on about Crufts.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 6:32 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
Put down your Smash Hits magazines and sit up straight.


Farmer Jack - Megazine Classic.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Colin

| 10,038 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 6:35 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
Bought ('cause I couldn't download it)

Barry, the modern world.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 6:48 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
Quote:
Happy day of the birth of you, with the hedgehogs and the swordage and the...hiyvenmyven oh my...


Claire - Tom's birthday in 2005.

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


8th Mar 2009 at 11:44 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: biggaginge
For the last time I'm not w*nking in the ship canal.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


9th Mar 2009 at 8:07 am

Colin -

 
Quote:
my mom said once that I look like Carrier Underwood

Some Livejournal unknown, on her resemblance to what is surely a kind of ship.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


9th Mar 2009 at 12:45 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
I don't know anything about anything ever


James being far too modest
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


9th Mar 2009 at 1:16 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote:
IGLOO=BOURBON BISCUIT!?!?!? *creepy music*


Colin on LJ.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


10th Mar 2009 at 9:22 am

I Cunt Spell -

 
Quote: Mollybush

Try finding a condom big enough for VR...


Griff

Claire

| 15,814 posts


10th Mar 2009 at 11:00 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
I prefer it when people aren't absurd tea fascists

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


11th Mar 2009 at 10:24 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Another tea-related quote:

Quote:
Drinks exist and are far more useful to society than a load of nonces dressed in skirts
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


11th Mar 2009 at 4:28 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
Jam Master Jay. Now there's a man who was shot to death.


- James, discussing tea
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Griff

| 764 posts


12th Mar 2009 at 12:24 am

Griff - (indoors)

(indoors)

 
Quote:
Uses the word m*therf*cker the same way most of us would use a comma
[http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3580/99b13b914a1d02c13011793.gif]

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


14th Mar 2009 at 12:06 am

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
Quote: little_blue_fox
Oh my goodness - beating Inter Milan is *so* last season. :-[

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


17th Mar 2009 at 9:42 am

I Cunt Spell -

 
Quote: JoeyRamone
I realised salmonella wasn't a euphemism for anything and cooked the dinner with great care.


James in the introduce yourself to VR thread.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


20th Mar 2009 at 11:57 am

I Cunt Spell -

 
Quote: Enigmatic_Shrew
Gareth Manley's Dark Thing.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


20th Mar 2009 at 8:41 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
They are like tiny ninja stars, I think!

DJ puts the 'risks' in 'asterisks'.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts


20th Mar 2009 at 9:39 pm

Little Blue Fox. - Hope is important.

Hope is important.

 
(punch in punctuation!). :-[
It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Colin

| 10,038 posts


22nd Mar 2009 at 10:08 pm

Colin -

 
Quote:
a group of vapid, pointless pricks fart on about sleeping with younger women and generally being tw*ts.

George, on VR.
http://www.myspace.com/papertruth
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/resources/uploads/gerrard.jpg]

Obelisk the Tormentor

| 12,281 posts


25th Mar 2009 at 12:15 am

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
Quote:
"I'm not watching the Clone Wars TV series until I have seen the movie. I wish to be disappointed in the order George Lucas intended."


Edited by LoonyPandora Oct 2009

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 9:02 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote:
No, it's just a green cupboard. It doesn't have heart handles.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.


The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
I am a monger of fish. Bow down and admire my monging skills.


The Fishmonger.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
Right...punchline...er...he got stuck in the window. Swish!


Topper.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 1:30 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
Damn you Magnum Classic! Why can't you be Magnum Caramel. Do you reckon if I put it under enough volcanic pressure, it'll change, the way rocks do?


Francesca Manfranjense.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Megazine Letters.

| 3,425 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 1:30 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Quote:
If a Minister is divisible only by himself and the number one, does that make him a Prime Minister?


The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.
[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/591931.jpg]

Claire

| 15,814 posts


26th Mar 2009 at 9:45 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: thelostdude

I often think of robots.


Just because I really want to see that in the banner.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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