Quote: Lemony_ZesterQuote: illusiveshadowOooh that poem in the GCSE anthology written in a Glaswegian accent... Slagging off newsreader's accents and going on about how people were talking crap by saying that BBC English is correct (eg. some famous poet- Keats or Wordsworth- rhymed 'matter' and 'water' because of their accent, etc).
Edit- found it- Six O'Clock News by Tom Leonard. But apparently it was a different one that went on about the matter/water rhyme...
Infact, all of the anthology was about different cultures so there was quite a bit about dialect/the acceptance or non-acceptance of them in it. Must've been one dating from 2003-2006 if you want to google it? AQA. Or I could send one of you mine when I'm home if you wanted to pursue that- (I ended up with two copies of it- the plus side of having an English teacher aunt and never throwing anything out)
Unrelated Incidents...
This is thi sixaclok nuis.
An the man sed an the reason i tok wia BBC accent
is cos yu wouldnae wanna sound like wonnayuscruffs.
Something like that. Called Unrelated Incidents in our anthology.
Also, try https://mailman.rice.edu/pipermail/sasialit/2000-August/003418.html
Oops, sorry- for some reason I read yours as short story in the anthology not poem. Belt oop, Amy, belt oop.
Oh yeah, Ben Elton's another one who does dialects, etc, but he's almost always taking the p*ss out of everything so they're pretty satirical.
Wow, that version of Search... is so different to the anthology one?!