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Poetry, Raps and All Kinds Of Crazy Craps by Colin

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Colin

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14^th Nov 2007 at 12:16 pm

This one's about Facebook. Thanks to Jennings for the muse and Shane for the first line.

facebook this facebook that.
facebook bris, facebook cat.
facebook door, facebook chair
even facebook in my hair
facebook face, facebook book
facebook snow, facebook hook
facebook lion, facebook cherry
facebook Kent, facebook Bury
facebook hermit, facebook Juan
facebook 5, 4, 3, 2 1
facebook poem ending soon
rocket to the facebook moon!
facebook why? facebook how?
facebook poem ending NOW.

More soon.
The lower-case 'f's represent apathy to press Shift.

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leftthisplace28-12-07

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14^th Nov 2007 at 12:17 pm

Lord Sebastian Flyte.The one in white.

This is truly amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't been manicial all these years I have been in love! It is the exact same dreadful feeling.

Sir Earlee Beardless

| 1,122 posts

14^th Nov 2007 at 12:21 pm

Remaining Beardless since 1989

I agree very good.

Being Beardless takes up alot of time. �Actually no it doesn't unless you use a wooden spoon to shave.

Colin

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14^th Nov 2007 at 1:18 pm

Relish Rap
Listen up, yo', I'm rappin' 'bout relish,
It's the kind o'thing makes yo' food all embellished,
If you're hungry, starving, greedy or famished,
It's not likely, by itself, to make that feeling banished,
In case this language ain't one you can manage,
I'll say it all again, this time in Spanish.

(To be continued soon)

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Colin

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26^th Nov 2007 at 12:23 pm

I Saw A Feather

I saw a feather.

Oh, no, pardon me, it wasn't a feather.

Fin.

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Colin

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30^th Nov 2007 at 8:26 am

Pub Misunderstanding Sketch #1

Eric: 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson! 'udson!
*Nick turns around*
Eric: It IS you! 'udson! I've not seen you since High School!
Nick: Uh, I think you've got me confused with someone else.
Eric: C'mere, 'udson, I'll get you a drink!
Nick: I'm not...
Eric: Hey, you remember our PE teacher, old Penbrook? What was it he always used to say?
Nick: Erm,
Eric: Oh yeah, "erm"! How could I forget? Good ol' Ermy Penbrook. "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!" "Erm!"

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Colin

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16^th Dec 2007 at 12:56 am

A lot of this's stolen from my 'Zine work, but:

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Dec 2007 at 1:02 am

Haha, cool.

Colin

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16^th Dec 2007 at 1:09 am

Oh, way to go, you're encouraging me now

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Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

16^th Dec 2007 at 1:16 am

deffo. I'm better at delivering babies than I am at delivering jokes; and I can't even do that now I'm banned from the hospital. Kudos.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

16^th Dec 2007 at 3:16 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I liked it too, I saw it on Myspace. I was amazed by your power to suddenly be in another place and then to go back again. You could use that for all kinds of misdeeds.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

wombat

| 8,154 posts

16^th Dec 2007 at 3:40 pm

Technically sexy.

looks good kiddo- maybe a little too much editing, but I reckon you'll nail that over time.

I like it.

You have a much deeper voice then I ever expected too.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Topper

| 6,773 posts

16^th Dec 2007 at 6:12 pm

Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...

Very funny, Colin, you made me do a chuckle in my pants, even if you made me feel uneasy at the same time with your hair and jerky movements - it almost seems like you're inside somebody else's body

I hope some day, for some reason, David Duchovny is investigated by the FBI. Because that would make a great story.

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Colin

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16^th Dec 2007 at 7:06 pm

Quote: Stuttercut

Very funny, Colin, you made me do a chuckle in my pants, even if you made me feel uneasy at the same time with your hair and jerky movements - it almost seems like you're inside somebody else's body

Who said I'm not?

Oh, sorry, not the Rhetorical Questions Thread...

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Colin

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17^th Dec 2007 at 5:02 pm

Yes, I've made another one already.

Any fans of either; positive comments and five-star ratings much appreciated

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wombat

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17^th Dec 2007 at 5:06 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: Colin

Yes, I've made another one already.

Any fans of either; positive comments and five-star ratings much appreciated

I haven't finished watching it yet, but I had to pause it because the 'pro-test' bit made me giggle so much i couldn't hear the rest of it.

Good job!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Colin

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19^th Dec 2007 at 7:00 pm

I think this one's a little crap but still, here's #3:

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wombat

| 8,154 posts

19^th Dec 2007 at 7:24 pm

Technically sexy.

I like this one too, though I have no comments to make about it.

I think thats a good thing.

You really are genuinly talented if you come up with all this stuff on your own.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

19^th Dec 2007 at 7:39 pm

is that genuinely your ringtone?

Colin

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19^th Dec 2007 at 7:53 pm

Quote: wombat

You really are genuinly talented if you come up with all this stuff on your own.

Thanks :-[

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Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

19^th Dec 2007 at 8:04 pm

My laptop speakers won't play it loud enough to for me to hear

I'll watch them when I get my headphones in my room. I watched the first one the other day though, impressive stuff

Colin

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21^st Dec 2007 at 1:26 pm

Some people are Christian, they follow Jesus Christ.
And though they're mostly harmless and their ethics system's nice,
I can't say that the Bible is a credible faith source,
No, my belief is elsewhere, that place is strictly Norse.

Hindus have Trimurti, with Vishnu, Shiva and Brahma,
But what good's all those limbs compared to one big f*cking hammer?
So maybe there aren't so many Vikings any more,
But I still love you, Thor.

Islam has its moments, the Jews have funny hats,
The Egyptians had a point, because I really love cats.
Buddhists love to meditate, Sikhs like Amritsar,
Scientology? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

All these other faiths have now enticed me to wonder,
Why we don't all unite and worship one big god of thunder.
So maybe there aren't so many Vikings any more,
But I still love you, Thor.

So you had that stint with Marvel Comics,
And, in retrospect, it was pretty damn gay.
But you can make the sky produce electronics,
Odin watches over as you luminate the day.

Shinto, Greeks and Romans, their stories don't entice,
And despite all the cool sabres, I'm not joining the Jedi,
Yes, my faith is decided and I'm liking how I am,
so I'm getting in my longboat with my Viking helmet on.

Working in Ikea now and passing time away,
Chomping on their meatballs, the Vikings count the days.
Just give us the signal and we shall rise once more.
'cause we still love you, Thor.
Just give us the signal, we'll take the world by storm.
'cause we still love you, Thor.

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learrggh

| 5,670 posts

22^nd Dec 2007 at 11:01 pm

Quote: Colin

Some people are Christian, they follow Jesus Christ.
And though they're mostly harmless and their ethics system's nice,
I can't say that the Bible is a credible faith source,
No, my belief is elsewhere, that place is strictly Norse.

Hindus have Trimurti, with Vishnu, Shiva and Brahma,
But what good's all those limbs compared to one big f*cking hammer?
So maybe there aren't so many Vikings any more,
But I still love you, Thor.

Islam has its moments, the Jews have funny hats,
The Egyptians had a point, because I really love cats.
Buddhists love to meditate, Sikhs like Amritsar,
Scientology? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

All these other faiths have now enticed me to wonder,
Why we don't all unite and worship one big god of thunder.
So maybe there aren't so many Vikings any more,
But I still love you, Thor.

So you had that stint with Marvel Comics,
And, in retrospect, it was pretty damn gay.
But you can make the sky produce electronics,
Odin watches over as you luminate the day.

Shinto, Greeks and Romans, their stories don't entice,
And despite all the cool sabres, I'm not joining the Jedi,
Yes, my faith is decided and I'm liking how I am,
so I'm getting in my longboat with my Viking helmet on.

Working in Ikea now and passing time away,
Chomping on their meatballs, the Vikings count the days.
Just give us the signal and we shall rise once more.
'cause we still love you, Thor.
Just give us the signal, we'll take the world by storm.
'cause we still love you, Thor.

I'mma viking!

Colin

| 10,038 posts

22^nd Dec 2007 at 11:18 pm

Yay!

I should've mentioned Valhalla in that song - I may have to add to it.

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Colin

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23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:23 pm

I've just recorded Song for Thor:
Find it here

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Claire

| 15,814 posts

23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:31 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Smashing job, Walmsley

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:34 pm

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Claire

| 15,814 posts

23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:36 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Although now, I demand a Christmas song. DEMAND.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Colin

| 10,038 posts

23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:37 pm

erm. I don't have long to come up with one, though...

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Dr. Harold Shipman

| 10,547 posts

23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:40 pm

Old people CLEARLY need more painkillers.

Then you'd better do it fast

Colin

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23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:41 pm

I'm gonna opt out. Maybe next year. Or in the summer.

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Claire

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23^rd Dec 2007 at 5:42 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

That is a good point. I keep forgetting it's on Tuesday :-[ Pff, I'm going to go sing Christmas songs on Singsnap

Back on topic, yay for Colin!

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Colin

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10^th Jan 2008 at 7:12 pm

Another Maelstrom. Again, I kind-of hate it, but that's just how it works when I create anything. I'm doing my best to give these a kind of regularity without them becoming just churned out mechanically.

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Colin

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14^th Jan 2008 at 10:55 pm

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wombat

| 8,154 posts

19^th Jan 2008 at 2:53 pm

Technically sexy.

I didn't know these two were up!

Great form as unusual. Keep it up!

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Colin

| 10,038 posts

19^th Jan 2008 at 8:06 pm

Quote: The_Educatedwombat

Great form as unusual.

Heyyyyy...

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Colin

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20^th Jan 2008 at 4:26 am

a new song here.
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wombat

| 8,154 posts

20^th Jan 2008 at 1:09 pm

Technically sexy.

Quote: thelostdude

Quote: The_Educatedwombat
Great form as unusual.

Heyyyyy...

oh sh*t! that was totally unintended!

I genuinely do think these are great, and that you are superbly talented.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Colin

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20^th Jan 2008 at 6:16 pm

Thanks! :-[

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Colin

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28^th Jan 2008 at 11:13 pm

http://www.myspace.com/papertruth

Elvis Costello cover song.

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Colin

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25^th Apr 2008 at 11:56 am

Paper Truth's had a few songs since then, and another coming hopefully within a week.

Anyway, here's my four compositions for Music coursework, in MIDI. Two are for AS, two for A2. It's the deadline today so it's too late for constructive criticism. If something's bad, it's your MIDI, not me.
And no, I couldn't get any less creative titles.

http://www.4shared.com/file/45348907/a09df185/Allegro.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/45349010/908f098d/Its_A_Blast.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/45349014/97e2cd94/Overture.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/45349021/cca56ad8/Presto.html

I think they're a bit samey, as I'm only really able to write classical stuff in 3/4 or 6/8.

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